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About
Zoo is asked what super power he would have if he were a super hero.
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Wendy, Yvonne
SETTING: The pool room, a blue room, Zoo's room, a white void.
Transcript
{cuts to Zoo at his computer.}
ZOO977: I wonder what that green thing is. {opens his email}
Sup Zoo977!
What would it be like if you were a superhero?
What would your powers be?
Just wondering,
Raiku
{Zoo bring Zoo977! to script, and erases sup when reading}
ZOO977: A superhero? There are many possibilities. Lets scratch down to some of the main kinds. First up is the over rated powers!
{cuts to a shot of albino in a blue room}
ZOO977: {voice over} You could fly, {a red suit with wings appears on him} turn invisible, {a purple suit appears on Albino} or you could be the creepy self centered guy {a super man suit appears on Albino} with cheesy powers! But, some of the neglected powers are better than that!
ALBINO: Can I do this one?
ZOO977: Fine.
{cuts to Zoo in his bed room.}
ALBINO: {voice over} Some of the best powers are teleportation and super smarts. {a second hardhat appears wearing a green suit with a brain on it. The other hardhat is in a teal suit} And, teleportation is more practical. You would get somewhere faster than flying.
WENDY: {walking into his imagination} Hey, Albino! Where is the soda machine? {a soda machine appears}
ALBINO: Get outta my imagination!
ZOO977 IN TELEPORTATION SUIT: Don't yell at her!
ALBINO: How are you talking? You're an example in my imagination! RAGH! {his mind blanks.}
{cuts back to the pool room. Zoo and Wendy are staring blankly at Albino. He's on the pool table}
ALBINO: RAAGH!
ZOO977: Hey. {takes Wendy's soda, dumps it on Albino, waking him up} Dumplestiltskin. Get out of here! You're ruining the email!
ALBINO: Sorry. {Walks out}
ZOO977: And then, there are the cruddy sidekick powers.
{cuts to yet another white space. Yvonne is there.}
ZO0977: {voice over} There are some of the dumb powers, like blowing up {a red suit with a bomb on it appears on Yvonne} and acid spit. {a lime green suit appears on Yvonne} Of course, not all sidekicks even have powers! {a Robin suit appears on Yvonne}
YVONNE: {in the Robin suit} Jolly gee wilickers, Batman! The creepy guy started an unoriginal plot!
ZOO977: Exactly like like in the show.
{cuts back to the pool room}
ZOO977: But if I had a super power, it would be teleportation. Man, I could to anywhere in the universe at once!
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Easter Eggs
- Click on Albino when zoo says dumplestiltskin to see wendy in the jolly dumple costume.
- Click on anywhere to view Zoo walking on the rings of Saturn.
Fun Facts
- Robin and Superman are both real super heroes. Robin has no super power.
- Dumplestiltskin is a reference to Rumpelstiltskin.
- "Jolly gee wilickers Batman!" is a reference to robot chicken.
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