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Wiki User Email Zoo977/extreme
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About
Zoo tells zorax to make an evil robot. Yvonne goes partially deaf.
CAST: Zoo977, Zorax, Yvonne, Albino, unknown people
SETTING: The pool room, Zorax's room, Zoo's kitchen, the supermarket
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is at the desk.}
ZOO977: Warning: this email may contain peanuts. {opens his inbox} Hey! Five new emails! Its time for the wheel of emails! {pushes a button on his keyboard.} Big money! Big money! {an email opens}
Dera Zoo,
BLOW STUFF UP, EAT HAIR SPRAY,
DO SOMETHING EXTREAM!!!!
from,
Andrew
{zoo reads the top as dora zoo}
ZOO977: Dora zoo?!? I'm not some fourth-wall-breaking little girl from a crappy show! However, your emails body has intrigued me. I might just have to make a deal with zorax.
{cuts to zorax's room. zoo walks in}
ZOO977: Hey, zorax! I need you to make me an evil version of project l!
ZORAX: Why?
ZOO977: So I can begin destroying the city!
ZORAX: Lets see... all we need to do is rearrange some of the working in this board. If we switch these swithes around, move the cables of to the right and-
YVONNE: {not seen} Zoo!
ZOO977: I;m in the middle or working with a mad scientist!
YVONNE: Mad science can wait! I need to get to my cooking class!
ZOO977: And why do you need me?
YVONNE: Because I just blew all my mone on toys, and I need ingredients!
ZOO977: {sighs} I'll be right there. Can you work on that robot for me?
ZORAX: Sure.
ZOO977: Back in a bit! {leaves}
{cuts to the kitchen. zoo is in the pantry. yvonne has a list}
YVONNE: I need you to look on the top shelf, to make sure I have some ingredients!
ZOO977: Is a sleeping albino an ingredient on the list?
YVONNE: Where is he?
ZOO977: In a sugar coma, in the confectioners sugar bag!
YVONNE: Well, that's one thing we would have enough of.
ZOO977: Albino!
ALBINO: {waking up} Wha-what happneed?
ZOO977: You trashed the pantry!
ALBINO: Cool, cool. {walks up to yvonne, see's the list} Whats that, a list of everything I ate?
YVONNE: Maybe we should just take you to the store, and have you recite what you ate.
{cuts to the grocery store. albino is the the carts kiddie bastet}
ZOO977: So, what did you eat.
ALBINO You know, sugar, flour, nutmeg, cumin, a thin knife-
YVONNE: You ate my best knife?!?
ALBINO: I guess so.
YVONNE: Well, you might want to start writing your will.
ALBINO: Why?
{suddenly, a giant blue bean comes through the cieling. people are running around, frantically. as rocks are hitting the kids, albino coughs up the knife. right when its about to his yvonne, the screen pauses}
CHRIS: {from total drama island, voice over} Woah! Let's see that in slow motion! {there is a short frame by frame. a rock that hits albino makes him cough up the knife. it goes into yvonne's ear} Now that has to hurt. Back to the show!
{the toon begins playing again}
YVONNE: AAAH! MY EARDRUM!
ZOO977: It's ok!
YVONNE: WHAT?
ALBINO: This isn't good!
ZOO977: ZORAX, YOU DILDO! DIDN'T YOU KNOW WE WERE GOING OT THE SUPERMARKET!
YVONNE: {in unison} ALBINO! DONT YOU KNOW FOOD FROM TOOLS?!?
ALBINO: Nope!
ZORAX: Yep! {begins shooting at the three again. they run off, as the ground is being destroyed.}
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Easter Eggs
If you wait 7 seconds, Zorax will shoot the paper.
- ZORAX: Oops!
Fun Facts
- This is the first time Yvonne's knife is mentioned.
- This is the first sign of hate from zorax toward zoo, albino, and yvonne.
- Zoo mocks some warning labels at the beginning.
- At the time of this email, there were five emails in the inbox.
- Zoo also expresses a hate for the show Dora the Explorer in this toon.
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