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CAST: Zoo977, American red cross workers, Dot, Raggoneal
SETTING: The ocean, an American Red Cross ship, Atlantis

Transcript

{cuts back to the ocean. it is nighttime. zoo is jittering on the packy}

ZOO977: Well, time for drastic measures.

UNSEEN MAN: This is the american Red Cross. Please stay calm.

{a boat comes in, and picks up zoo on a boat. they direct him o another room. cuts to the orange room on the ship. zoo is in there, shivering}

ZOO977: Time to check my email, I guess. {opens an email}

Dear Zoo,
Have you ever been to Alantis?
They turn you into sea-animals!
HELP!
Raiphin, Raggoles, Raggoneal, and Megaphin (Raiku, Raggon, Raggonix, and Megan)

ZOO977: I would go and help, but I have bigger issues on hand. I need to get back to my friends! {opens a map on his computer. he begins drawing a path} This is where the cruise ship started. it went alll the way over here. It should be taking a new path now. draws a map.}

{a man walks in wearing a red cross uniform}

MAN: Is everything alright?

ZOO977: I ned to get back to my cruise ship.

MAN: We have no way of finding where it is.

ZOO977: So our best hope is to go to where it ends. {draws a path}

MAN: Sir, that leads through {gulps} Miami and Bermuda.

ZOO977: What do you have againsed them.

MAN: Never mind. {yelling} Sudden route change! Go straight for West narry, Oralina! {leaves the room}

ZOO977: I might as well call the ship. {opens his cell phone, dials something. a split screen shows dot holding the phone on the other line}

DOT: Hello?

ZOO977: Hi, Dot.

DOT: Let me know: why are you cheating on me?

ZOO977: What do you mean?

DOT: I saw your email! You still aren't back.

ZOO977: But you don't understand! I wouldn't go out with someone else!

DOT: Then whats the true story?

ZOO977: I was diving with albino, an-

DOT: The cruise ship doesn't sell diving suits!

ZOO977: You can go to the store!

DOT: Look, you broke my heart before my birthday. I don't wan't to continue this conversation.

ZOO977: Can you at least go to the ship store?

DOT: Fine. {hands up. the split screen closes}

ZOO977: {bows his head} I just hope she understands.

{suddenly, the ship shakes. everyting seems to be tilting, except zoo}

ZOO977: Now what just happened? {put his stuff in his backpack. leaves the room. cuts to the deck. the sky is stormy. some workers are on the deck. zoo walks in} Whats happening?

WOMAN: We're going out of controle! We need to evacuate!

ZOO977: How? We dont have life boats!

WOMAN: Thats the problem.

{suddenly, the boat begins turning}

ZOO977: WHIRL POOL!

{the ship sinks into the water cuts to under water. zoo s in a drowning phase. suddenly, he begins breathing properly}

ZOO977: Whats happening?

{a new camera view shows that the city of atlantis is below him}

ZOO977 A-a-atlantis?

{cuts ot the entrance of atlantis. raggoneal swims in}

RAGGONEAL: Good thing you're here! We've mutated drastically!

ZOO977: I'll help you if you help me.

RAGGONEAL: With what?

ZOO977: Did you see a cruise ship go by?

RAGGONEAL: Yes. It was going {points to the right} that way!

ZOO977: Thanks! {swims off}

RAGGONEAL: Wait! Won't you help us?

ZOO977: I need to make the formula on dry land! {swism off}

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ZOO977: {points his head ion} Awesome ocean theme! {begins swimming off}

Easter Eggs

Click on raggoneal at the end to make him eat a cormer of the paper. You can only do this once.

Fun Facts

  • Miami and Bermuda are two of the three islands making the bermuda triangle.
  • The American Red Cross is a corporation for american health.
  • Most of this email has a shoe in reference to Wiki User Atlantis.