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Not goodnessosity happens.
CAST: Marissa, Kalt, Hammerhead, Divzon, The pinky monster, an unknown vendor, Nicholas, Maloa
SETTING: The islands beach, the hut, a christmas tree lot, a small river, outside of the christmas tree lot
Transcript
{cuts to the beach on the island. marissa is there, now lounging with her head on the rock. the sun is beginning to set.}
MARISSSA: Well, it's almost the end of the day. Might as well get this off my back. {opens the screen on her watch.}
Help!
I need somebody!
HELP!
Not just anybody!
HELP!
MARISSA: I believe we are the ones needing help. We are stranded on an uncharted island with two of our friends in a sunken ship. How do we no- {suddenly, a ton of wooden pieces are heard falling. marissa winces} What was that? {walks off}
{cuts to the hut. the hut has apparently fallen apart. kalt is trudging wood away.}
MARISSA: What do you think you're doing?
KALT: Getting a fire started.
MARISSA: THAT WAS OUR SHELTER!
KALT: We can make a new one!
MARISSA: With what? We have no tools to cut wood.
KALT: Maybe the left over burnt shards.
MARISSA: Just put the wood back. Also, how's nicholas doing with the pulley plans?
KALT: He needs {looks at a piece of slightly torn paper} glue, a large gear, a lock pick, and some way to test the plan.
MARISSA: {bangs her head on a tree repeatedly} No, no, no!
KALT: That's a weird way to sneeze.
MARISSA: I can only imagine what divzon and hammerhead are doing right now.
{cuts to; a christmas tree lot. hammerhead and divzon are bargaining with a vendor.}
HAMMERHEAD: It's how much?
VENDOR: 699 dollars.
DIVZON: That for a fake tree? Are you insane?!?
VENDOR: Sorry, that's the price.
THE PINKY MONSTER: I'll pay.
DIVZON: With what?
THE PINKY MONSTER: My debit card.
HAMMERHEAD: So that's what's been floating aorund in you!
VENDOR: {creeped out} I'll just need to know the numbers on it, thank you.
{cuts back to the island. kalt is setting the hut back up. marissa isn't there. she walks back in in a second}
KALT: What were you getting?
MARISSA: This. {holds up an orange pen} I figured that if the outside of the pen was remoed, I could take out components to make a working model.
KALT: Hand me the pen.
{marissa hands the pen to kalt. kalt bites at the outside once. a bunch of small parts fall off, with marissa catching them.}
KALT: {speaking a bit weaker} Now to just remove these plastic shards from my throat.
MARISSA: Good luck with that. {walks off}
{cuts to a small riverside in the forest. nicholas is there, with a small flat rock on his lap. marissa walks in}
MARISSA: I got the testing supplies! {puts the small piecfes on the rock on nicholas's lap. nicholas pegins to straighten out a spring.}
NICHOLAS: So, I figure that putting the rock representing the ship in a deep par tof the shallow water willl simulate what would happen.
{a bird walks in. it looks like a large white seagull with a sharp beak.}
NICHOLAS: So, if you can ju- {looks at the bird} Hey there, little gu-
MARISSA: Don't touch it! {swats his hand away from it} It's a palm nut vulture!
NICHOLAS: Wait, what?
MARISSA: Yeah, it {gets bitten on the arm by the vulture} Ow!
NICHOLAS: I think I may have found a new friend.
MARISSA: I'm not gonna help you with this. {walks away}
NICHOLAS: Whatever. {to the bird} It seems like you hate her, too.
{the bird merly chirps.}
{cuts to out side of the christmas tree lot. hammerhead and divzon are pulling a tree. the bowl the pinky monster is in is on the tree}
THE PINKY MONSTER: Pull faster!
HAMMERHEAD: We could if we had wheels we could put this on.
THE PINKY MONSTER: Still, won't it look weird to see tw olittle kids pulling a christmas tree on the freeway?
DIVZON: That seems true.
HAMMERHEAD: Oh. I didn't think that far ahead. {pauses for a second} Do either of you know the way to his house?
'{cuts back to the island. marissa is on the beach. the sky is now a deep purple. marissa is just depressed. maloa walks in}
MALOA: Why aren't you in the hut?
MARISSA: Right now, I with that the ocean would make me float away.
MALOA: Why?
MARISSA: It seems like any chance of use saving marissa has been crushed by the list of supplies nicholas needs to make it.
MALOA: Well, why is that your fault?
MARISSA: Because I could have stopped it if the whole sea funeral wasn't arranged.
MALOA: You didn't know.
MARISSA: Look, nothing you could say would make me feel better.
MALOA: Whatever. {walks away.}
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MARISSA: Please print farther.
{the paper prints father, covering marissa from the camera.}
Easter eggs
None.
Fun facts
- Using the palm nut vulture is the first clue to where oralina's geographical location is.
- In fact, dot was the one who arranged the funeral at sea, so it was technacially her fault she is trapped in a ship.
- Zoo still hasn't planned how to end this plot!
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