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Zoo checks his fiftieth email! Also, zoo shows his favorite clips.
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Dot, Zippy (easter egg), Nicholas, Marzipan, Strong bad, Wendy, Yvonne, Larry, a devil, Xaviar (easter egg), a newscaster (easter egg)
Transcript
{cuts to inside the pumpkin from last time. albino and dot are in the middle of a pumpkin goop fight. zoo has his computer with him}
ZOO977: {to the tune of just a dream} It's like I'm sending from a distance, checking in the background, everybody's saying, no email will come now. {opens an email}
subject: flashbackHey, Zoo!
Congrats on fifty emails! What was your favorite moment or moments from the last fifty mails you've done?
- ZPP
ZOO977: Hey, thanks zippy! Happy pre-fiftieth email yourself! Anyways, favorite moments. I do have quite a few. But let's us say I could only choose one email from each season.
{cuts to a view of cereal}
NICHOLAS: Its ready! {takes a bowl of cereal out of the box. the main bitts are frosted wheat in thew shabe of pianos, flat signes, and sharp signes. there are multiple marshmellows, all in different colors. they resemble things like smiley faces}
EVERYONE: Woah.
ZOO977: I know who to call for naming help! {opens the window} STRONG BAD!
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} I'm coming!
{a black screen is shown that says 5 minutes later. it fades, to show strong bad has entered the kitchen}
ZOO977: What should we call this?
STRONG BAD: Smiles, classical insturments, whole wheat... Hippie-os!
{the screen pauses, and darkens. the normal zoo walks onscreen}
ZOO977: Lets replay that. {Starts the clip agaion. stops it quickly} First off, I think nicholas would also like this clip.
NICHOLAS: {wheels onscreen} Yeah. This was before my hat and legs were burnt.
ZOO977: How'd you break in?
NICHOLAS: I took a cue from vinera. We were discussing sugar-o's, she mentioned it, and then {waves his arms} Poof! {puts his arms down} She screamed, and that was the end of the talk!
ZOO977: Hey, do you have any sugar-os with you now?
NICHOLAS: Right here! {holds a box up} That'll be ten bucks!
ZOO977: What if I pay you twenty, and you give me ten tomorrow?
NICHOLAS: I'll give you ten now! {gives zoo the ten and the box of sugar'os. wheels off}
ZOO977: Works every time. Lets resume the clip.
NICHOLAS: Its ready! {takes a bowl of cereal out of the box. the main bitts are frosted wheat in thew shabe of pianos, flat signes, and sharp signes. there are multiple marshmellows, all in different colors. they resemble things like smiley faces}
EVERYONE: Woah.
{again, the screen pauses. the screen darkens, and zoo walks onscreen.}
ZOO977: This was just uncanny. Look at this. {circles a group of sharps, flats, and pianos. the smiles seem to be turning the piano's into notes} You know what this is when played?
ALBINO: What?
ZOO977: Hey, how are you in here?
ALBINO: Don't you know? I put up a black screne, and we're {a zoom out shows there is a black screen playing the clips. zoo and alibino are there. a camera is seen. dot is sipping a glass of cherry soda there}
ZOO977: So, do you know the song there?
ALBINO: Yep! {whistles the first three measures of this.}
ZOO977: You play Pheonix Right?
ALBINO: I like youtube video's. does that count?
ZOO977: Nope! {kicks albino offscreen} Lets resume the clip!
ZOO977: I know who to call for naming help! {opens the window} STRONG BAD!
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} I'm coming!
{a black screen is shown that says 5 minutes later. it fades, to show strong bad has entered the kitchen}
ZOO977: What should we call this?
STRONG BAD: Smiles, classical insturments, whole wheat... Hippie-os!
{the clip stops}
ZOO977: Truthfully, that was the first name that popped into my head.
{the screen zooms out}
DOT: It kind of fits well.
{albino opens his mouth in a wide smile}
DOT AND ZOO977: Stop!
ALBINO: Aw...
{the screen pans back}
ZOO977: Anyways, notice how strong bad sees that the cereal is whole grains from the start. {takes out a red marker, draws a dotted line from his eyes to the cereal} Wouldn't that mean he would have to notice the difference from normal cereals?
DOT: So you're saying it would take a cereal freak to notice the difference in the wheaty part of cereal?
ZOO977: Precicely. Roll the next clip!
ALBINO: Who are you talking to?
ZOO977: You.
{cuts to another clip from suprehero}
ZOO977: Hey. {takes Wendy's soda, dumps it on Albino, waking him up} Dumplestiltskin. Get out of here! You're ruining the email!
ALBINO: Sorry. {Walks out}
ZOO977: And then, there are the cruddy sidekick powers.
{cuts to yet another white space. Yvonne is there.}
ZO0977: {voice over} There are some of the dumb powers, like blowing up {a red suit with a bomb on it appears on Yvonne} and acid spit. {a lime green suit appears on Yvonne} Of course, not all sidekicks even have powers! {a Robin suit appears on Yvonne}
YVONNE: {in the Robin suit} Jolly gee wilickers, Batman! The creepy guy started an unoriginal plot!
{the screen pauses and darkens. zoo walks onscreen.}
ZOO977: Lets replay that, shall we? {restarts the clip}
ZOO977: Hey. {takes Wendy's soda, dumps it on Albino, waking him up} Dumplestiltskin. Get out of here! You're ruining the email!
ALBINO: Sorry. {Walks out}
{zoo pauses the clip}
ZOO977: That was fun! I mean, do you knowhow sticky he is when soda is poured on him? When walking upstairs that day, I had to call the fire departmeant to get him off the door!
ALBINO: I'm not playing that clip.
DOT: Aw...
ZOO977: Anyways, lets continue the clip. {continues the clip}
ZOO977: And then, there are the cruddy sidekick powers.
{cuts to yet another white space. Yvonne is there.}
ZO0977: {voice over} There are some of the dumb powers, like blowing up {a red suit with a bomb on it appears on Yvonne} and acid spit. {a lime green suit appears on Yvonne} Of course, not all sidekicks even have powers! {a Robin suit appears on Yvonne}
{the screen pauses}
ZOO977: In that crappy assortment, I would say that blowing up is the worst power. I wouldn't commit suicide to fail at kill someone! {the clip resumes}
YVONNE: {in the Robin suit} Jolly gee wilickers, Batman! The creepy guy started an unoriginal plot!
{the clip ends}
DOT: You can't get a clip more true then that.
ZOO977: Now it's the packy's time to shine. Roll the clip! {a clip starts}
ZOO977: I don't think that head cheese really is cheese.
DEVIL: Moving on.
{cuts to another room. many people are screaming. a record is playing}
DEVIL: This is a special kind of torture suggested from {looks at a note card} Larry Winner.
LARRY: Thats me!
DEVIL: Well, the polka tortures working well.
{Pcuts to a pit of lava. king, queens, and other rulars are swimming in it. satan is on a mini island around it}
DEVIL: And here is satans quarters. He tortured the self obsessed rulers here.
ALBINO: So, 99% of them?
DEVIL: Precicly.
{the screen pauses and darkens. zoo walks onscreen}
ZOO977: Replay the clip! {the clip starts again.}
ZOO977: I don't think that head cheese really is cheese.
DEVIL: Moving on.
{cuts to another room. many people are screaming. a record is playing}
DEVIL: This is a special kind of torture suggested from {looks at a note card} Larry Winner.
{the screen pauses}
ZOO977: This was the only time when larry seemed cool. Polka torture. So awesome! {the clip starts again}
LARRY: Thats me!
DEVIL: Well, the polka tortures working well.
{cuts to a pit of lava. king, queens, and other rulars are swimming in it. satan is on a mini island around it}
{the screen pauses}
ZOO977: This was a pure awesome scene. I am surprised that no one took caution about becoming a ruler after seeing this. {the clip starts again}
DEVIL: And here is satans quarters. He tortured the self obsessed rulers here.
ALBINO: So, 99% of them?
DEVIL: Precicly.
{the clip ends}
DOT: I wasn't surprised by that statistic at all.
ZOO977: At least we know some rulers are good!
ALBINO: Like charles schultz!
DOT: Should we tell him?
ZOO977 AND DOT: Nah.
ALBINO: What about this season?
ZOO977: I can't say quite yet! Anyways, happy fiftieth email!
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DOT: Shouldn't the paper be wearing a part y hat, or something?
Easter eggs
Click on zoo when he says pre-fiftieth email to sese a purple banner that says that. zippy is on it.
Click on dots hairband at the end to see a bonus clip.
- EASTE REGG TRANSCRIPT
- {cuts to the living room. xaviar is watching the news.}
- WOMAN: And ino ther news, the bermuda triangle mysteriously cleared up. The only unusual thing found was a blue piece of fabric. {a picture comes up on the screen}
- XAVIAR: No. NO! ANYONE! {runs out}
Fun Facts
- Each of the clips are from past emails.
- The fabric part will return in the next email.
- Zippy does actaully have emails.
- Hapy fiftieth email!
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