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Wiki User Email Zoo977/Money
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Summary
Zoo is asked what he would do with a billion dollars.
CHARACTERS: Zoo977, Strong bad, Homestar, Albino, Dot, Crowd
SETTING: The computer room, zoos living room, a concert practice room, the concert hall, albinos room, dots room, the deck {easter egg}
Transcript
ZOO977: I dont think I should have just eaten that omelet.
Hey Zoo977,
STrong Intelligenr
If I gave you a billion dollars, (not saying I will) What would you do with it?
ZOO977: A BILLION DOLLARS?!? {calms down} Well, I would start off by buying a 5 foot long tv. You know, one with a billion channels.
{cuts to a big, blank room. a big TV appears on the wall.}
ZOO977: Then, you would need to put in a big sofa. {one appears} maybe a case of movies. {again, one appears} Then you put up a bunch of video game systems. {a wii, x box 360, ps3, ps2, and an x box appear. then, strong bad walks into the room} Hey, who let you into my imagination?
STRONG BAD: Um... you let me in? Anyways, you need a 40 cushion couch that surrounds the room. {one appears}
ZOO977: Hey! {cuts to another room} Next, I have to make a practice stage.
HOMESTAR: I'll make it! {begins to build the stage}
ZOO977: What the- Who's letting everyone into my imagination? {looks back.} While your building that, can you put up a guitar and a flute?
HOMESTAR: Sure! {when the stage is made, a normal flute and guitar appear.}
ZOO977: Make the flute golden, and the guitar a light yellow. {that happens} Now, I need to find out why everyone is in my imagination!
HOMESTAR: Blame that! {points to a door, leading in and out of zoos imagination}
ZOO977: I thought I locked that! Anyways, back on task. {cuts back to the stage} Then, put some chairs in front. {some foldable chairs appear} perfect! {cuts to another blank room} Now, what about albino's room? {cuts to a cluttered room} Just... it would be cleaned.
ALBINO: I worked hard for that mess! No ones cleaning it!
ZOO977: Well, that regal bed wasn't cheap!
ALIBNO: {leaves}
ZOO977: Then I would go and schedule a concert at the concert hall for me, dot, and albino to play. {cuts to the concert hall. zoo, albino and dot all appear, along with a big audience. cuts back to zoos house} Then, I would make homestar build a deck. {homestar appears}
HOMESTAR: I will not work without pay! {a marshmallow appears out of no-were} I'll do it! {begins to build one}
ZOO977: Then, dot would get that bed she's been wanting. {a cut shows dots room. the bed turns lime green. cuts back to the computer room} Thats the first few things I would do. now, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND THE MONEY!
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Easter eggs
Click on first to see the finished deck, complete with a Culvers.
Click on SEND THE MONEY to see zoo waiting at the mail box, asking when the money gets there.
Fun facts
Up to this point, this was the longest email, at 35 lines.
Culvers is a real restaurant chain, famous for its butter burgers.
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