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About
It's the kids last chance of rescuing dot and larry.
CAST: Marissa, Zorax, Dot, Larry, Maloa, Xaviar, Nicholas, Kalt, various squids, the palm nut vulture, Zorax
SETTING: The beach, a patch in the woods, inside the boat, the sink site, the small river, underwater, at sea
Transcript
{cuts to the beach. marisas is lying down, looking at the watch}
MARISSA: Bring me email soup. Peaking email. Email alorange. Chocolate IM. No, chocolate email. {opens the email.}
Re:Um...Dear Mona,
My friend, Hambrin, is coming to
drown your pet. Please ignore him,
as it will only take a few seconts.
From,
Man-o-man
MARISSA: {yelling} Why do ou people keep sending me emails like this? {sighs, speaking normally again} I might as well ask zorax how they're doing. {walks into the forest}
{cuts to inside the forest. zorax is there, holding a large piece of bark. he stuffs it in his mouth, cusing his cheeks to poof out. he smiles. marissa walks in}
MARISSA: Hey, zorax. Do you know how dot and larry are doing?
ZORAX: {muffled} No.
MARISSA: Did you fix the walkie talkie?
ZORAX: Yep! {hands marissa the walkie talkie}
MARISSA: {presses a button on the walkie talkie.} Hey, dot. Hey, larry.
{a view of inside the ship takes up half the screen now. a red light is flashing on and off. dot and larfry are running back and forth. dot is screaming, larry is holding the walkie talkie}
LARRY: WHAT IS TAKING YOU GUYS SO LONG? WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT AN HOURS WORTH OF AIR LEFT!
MARISSA: Augh! {rushes off. the view of the ship leaves.}
{cuts to another portion of the beack. maloa has attached a gear to the tree. xaviar is just sitting around. there is a long line of attached vines, with one end in the water. there is a portion of it on the gear. marissa rushes in}
MARISSA: Guys! Dot and larr yhave only an hour worth of air left!
MALOA: Well, what else do we need to do now?
MARISSA: Maloa, get kalt and nicholas. Xaviar, get the other end of the line.
XAVIAR: Got it! {rushes off}
MALOA: Will do! {rushes off}
{cuts back to the little river in the forest. nicholas is here, playing with the bird. kalt is in the river, with a bunch of baby squids on his leg. both are laughing. maloa rushes in}
MALOA: Kalt! Nicholas! Marissa need syou at the sink site pronto!
{the three rush off, the squids jumping off of kalts leg. the bird follows nicholas.}
{cuts to the sink site. xaviar walks in, with zorax ties to a stick, tilted ninety degrees. xaviar sticks the little contraptoin into the sand.}
ZORAX: Are you sure there's a surprise?
XAVIAR: {tying the end o fthe vine that's not in the water to the contraption} Of course there is!
{maloa, nicholas, and kalt rush in, kalt pusing nicholas's wheelchair. the three stop}
MARISSA: Nicholas, your wheel chair is an important part of this. it is at the perfect lever sto allow the vine to wrap around zorax.
NICHOLAS: got it! {wheels to the side, puts the vine on top of the wheel}
MARISSA: Maloa, make sure the bird doesn't enter.
MALOA: Got it.
MARISSA: Kalt, you did say you can free dive over 6500 feet, right?
KALT: Right!
MARISSA: Grab the vine, and tie it to the ship.
KALT: You've got it! {grabs the end of the vine in the water, dives right in.}
{cuts to in the water. kalt is swimming down. a squid about his size swims in. kalt makes some hand signals, and jumps on the squid, who bolts toward the ship.}
{cuts ot inside of the ship. dot and larry arre looking out the window}
DOT: It's been a while. we aren't getting saved.
LARRY: Well, wha- Look! {nudges dot} I think it's maloa!
DOT: Really? {looks atou the window. cuts to their view. kalt is riding down on the squid. he gets off it, and ties the vine to the top of the ship. cut sot on land. xaviar is talking to zorax}
XAVIAR: We're here!
ZORAX: Wee! {pegins moving. the vine begins tightening, but the gear doesn't turn. maloa looks up}
MALOA: Shoo, bird, shoo!
{the bird lands on one side of the gear, starting it's turning. because of zorax moving in such a repeated circle, it spins rapidly, causing the vine to begin pulling the ship. kalt gets out of the water}
MARISSA: Oh no.
KALT, NICHOLAS, MALOA, AND XAVIAR: What?
MARISSA: {points at the vine. it is about to break} Why now?
KALT: This is where gymnastics comes in handy! {jumps in the air, just as the vine snaps. he grabs both ends} OW!
MARISSA: Hang in there!
ZORAX: {removes the blindfold.} Hey, there isn't a surprise!
'XAVIAR: Look, we're rying to save dot and larry. We know you hate them both, so we tried tricking you into saving them.
ZORAX: Why do you think I hate them. {pulls the lever on his floatation device. the vine begins coming up at a nearly unfollowable speed. kalt gets tangles in the vines on the spinning device}
KALT: BLARGLFRITSGFERALDINA!
{suddenly, a small glimmer of silver is seen in the water.}
MARISSA: Keep spinning!
{the top of the ship comes out of the water in a few seconds. eventually, the whole sihp is out! The kids cheer}
DOT: {walks out of the ship} Thanks, guys! We owe you big time!
KALT: Yay for big time!
DOT: Um... who's the kid in the squid costume?
KALT: Where are my manners? I'm kalt.
LARRY: {Walks out of the ship} Thank goodness! If I had to eat another bowl of beeferoni...
MARISSA: I take it we should get going home, shouldn't we?
ZORAX: On what?
MARISSA: Simple, we will need to patch up the hole on the ship.
KALT: I know how!
{cuts to a cross view of the boat going across the water. a squid has a death grip onto the ship}
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Easter eggs
If you click the ship, kalt will jump off, and start swimming behind the ship.
- If you click it again, the palm nut vulvure will fly on, and land on the ship.
Fun facts
- Zoo originally decided to write the plot ending in two emails, but he had plans for the christmas eve and christmas emails, so he couldn't.
- Marissa's first quote references total drama island.
- Beeferoni is a kind of chef boyardee soup.
- The original plan was that the island was going to be Fruitopia's mangeria, but he decided not to make it mangeria while typing this email.
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