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Wiki User Email Zoo977/izzy
Contents
About
Izzy annoys everyone. Yvonne compromises.
CAST: Chris, Zoo977, Izzy, Dot, Zorax, Ybonne, Xaviar
SETTING: Zoo's living room, The pool room, Xaviar's room, Zoo's foyer
Transcript
{cuts bakc to the dock of shame}
CHRIS: Last time on {zoo walks in} this sho-
ZOO977: Get out of my living room!
CHRIS: Look, wendy signed a contract saying I could use this whenever it would appeal o me.
ZOO977: Um, yeah, that contract wasn't even noterized.
CHRIS: Oh. Right. She's your problem now! {rushes out}
ZOO977: Wendy has always been my problem.
{cuts to the pool room.}
ZOO977: {to the tune of river dance} Can't you see the text of this e-mail. {opens an email}
zoo you need to stop falling asleep
- Harry Hippo
i always wanna talk to you but your all
"zzzzzz" and so WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ZOO
{the screen darkens}
ANNOUNCER: Warning: we believe many bottles of beer went into the making of that sent email. Watch with causion.
{the screen lightens}
ZOO977: Okay, who's the genius behind this email? The same person who let maloa use a kanata for five minutes?
IZZY: It was me!
{the screen zooms out to show izzy next to the computer}
ZOO977: I thought you left!
IZZY: That was chris! Now your stuck with me! {rushes out}
ZOO977: This is not going to end well.
{cuts to zorax's room. dot is behind zorax, with a container of hair gel. zorax's hair isn't upright. he's tinkering with an invention.}
ZORAX: Remember, turn the twirl left, then right.
IZZY: {bursts in} Hello! {see's the hair gel} Here you go! {dumps it on dots hair. it all spreads over her head, and she can't see}
DOT: Once this dries, you're leaving this house.
ZORAX: She's leaving now!
IZZY: No way! {picks up the invention, leaves. a breaking noise is heard} Oops.
ZORAX: She's dead.
{zoo runs in}
ZOO977: She's been in here?
ZORAX: {sarcastic} How did you know?
DOT: Well, she's gonna cause more trouble anyways.
ZOO977: She can't cause that much trouble!
{yvonne walks in. she is completely white}
YVONNE: Who let the phycopath use the flour?
ZOO977: Holy crap, she annoyed you fast!
YVONNE: What do you mean?
DOT: She left this room about ten seconds ago!
YVONNE: She annoyed me about 5 minutes ago.
DOT: I wonder what else she did.
{cuts to xaviars room. everything is pink, frill, and poofy. xaviar walks in}
XAVIAR: Why? WHY? {kneels down, wakes his hands in the air} WHYYYY?!?
{cuts akc}
ZOO977: Lets just lure her out of the house with a horror movie soundtrack.
ZORAX: You're joking, right?
ZOO977: Come on, can't we at least try it?
DOT: It makes sense.
{cuts to the main hallway. a cd player is there, with music coming out of it. izzy walks in}
IZZY: {sits down} I love this movie!
ZOO977: {not seen} Now! {a battering ram hits izzy out of the house. zorax, dot, zoo, and yvonne walks down the stairs}
YVONNE: That is how you get revenge my way.
DOT: A bit brutal, don't you think?
{everyone pauses for a moment. everyone then begins laughing hystirically}
ZOO977: Ah, that never gets old.
{cuts back to the pool room}
ZOO977: And there is how you get a phycopath out of your house, drunky!
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Easter Eggs
Click on yvonne when she enters for a flour bag to appear on her head. Later on in the cartoon, it won't be on.
Fun Facts
- Notarization is an important part of making a contract.
- From dot's view, that is how you would make the swirl in zorax's hair.
- According to total drama island, the only thing that calmes down izzy is a horror movie soundtrack.
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