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CAST: Zoo977, Zorax, Larry, Dot
SETTING: The suite, outside of larry's room

Transcript

{cuts to the suite. zoo is on the couch}

ZOO977: {to the tune of a-hole} You were emailing some other guy. He types just like me, but I make you cry! {opens his email}

Dear zoo,

How are you doing? I was just wondering what insturment you now play.
Thanks,
Pinky

ZOO977: Wait, is this pinkies I'm not evil side or pinkies I will eat your skull side? Anyways, I'm doing alright. Um, I dont play any new insturments, but I haven't released what insturment I play besides the flute!

{cuts to a stage}

ZOO977: Dun du du duuuun! {the curtains open, revealing a fench horn} The french horn!

{cuts back to the computer}

ZOO977: I'm pretty good on the french horn. Watch this! {takes out a french horn, begisn playing flight of the bumblebee. after a avery short time, the middle explodes} What the crap? {looks in the horn} Oh, for the love of corn! {yelling} ZORAX!

ZORAX: {floats in} Yes?

ZOO977: Can you bring me the passanger list?

ZORAX: Sure. {hands zoo a mini book.}

ZOO977: Lets see. Heres the W section. Oh, heres the "Winner" family members! {still looking.} C'mon, zorax, lets go prank a weirdo you don't know!

ZORAX: Yay!

{cuts to zoo and zorax in front of a door. zoo is holding a bag labled pies. zorax is builting a trebuche.}

ZOO977: {putting pies on the trebuche} Ready?

ZORAX: Ready! {knocks on the door. zorax and zoo go to one side of the door. it opens, the trebuche not blocked. larry steps out.}

LARRY: What is it now?

{zoo releases the trebuche. larry picks up his cell phone}

ZOO977: WOOHOO! {high fives zorax}

LARRY: You forgot one detail. {presses some number on his phone.}

DOT: {on the other line} Hello?

LARRY: Lascia ch'io pianga mia cruda sorte!

DOT: Just ditch the french.

LARRY: Can you come to my room?Soomeone just lanched a bunch of pies at me!

DOT: On my way!

{llarry closes his phone}

ZOO977: Um... {jumps onto the other side of hte door. dot walks in, ans sees zorax with the trebuche.}

DOT: Don't you know who this is? {kicks zorax, drags him away by his ear. zoo walks off the other way}

{cuts back to the suite. zorax is on the couch, with an ice pack on his ear}

ZOO977: There ya go, pinky! I'm good at a swirly insturment, and larrys a total jerk!

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Easter Eggs

Click on swirly at the end to see a flute bent into about 4 spirals.

Fun Facts

  • Real life zoo plays the flute. He originally wanted to play the french horn.
  • This is the first email with larry.