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Wiki User Email Zoo977/conondrum
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Summary
Zoo gets an email with a puzzle, and turns to homestar for the answer.
CAST: Zoo977, hammerhead, Strong Sad, Homestar
SETTING: Zoo's Pool Room, The Brothers Strongs house
Transcript
ZOO977: Just keep knockin' on emails door... HOLY CRAP!
Subject: Zombie!!11!Zoooooooooo,
Im a zombie that can't type.
Im coming to get yoo.
- -ZombIe
ZOO977: Before I freak out, what? If you cant type, how did you write this email? I know Zachary made a keyboard where all you need to do is speak, but he keeps it to himself!
HAMMERHEAD: {erratically} Conundrum!?! Conundrum!?! RUN!!!
ZOOO977: {gets hammerhead on a leash} There. now you cant-
HAMMERHEAD: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! {crashes through the window, with zoo being dragged behind}
ZOO977: -run. {cuts to in the middle of strong bads house. strong sad's practicing tai-chi. hammerhead pulls zoo in}
STRONG SAD: {stop} Hi, zoo. whats the matter?
ZOO977: Hi, lard burger. Listen, I got an email from a zombie who claims he cant type. How do you think he wrote the email?
STRONG SAD: I don't even get that one! Anyways, are you sure he didn't use zachar-
ZOO977: I'm sure, he didn't make two!
STRONG SAD: Why sent it?
ZOO977: A zombie.
STORNG SAD: THE ZOMBIE UPRISING?!?
{cuts back to zoo's pool room}
ZOO977: Well, some bee, I dunno how you wrote this. now, AAA-
HOMESTAR: {walks in} Hi, aquarium! I see you got a non-typed email!
ZOO977: Wait, you know how this worked out?
HOMESTAR: Try selecting the text!
ZOO977: {tries to select the text, showing the email was scanned in} Wow. now, AAAAAGH! {runs off.}
HOMESTAR: Ding! {walks away}
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Easter eggs
Click the lamp on zoo's desk to make homestar walk in, smothered in green paint}
- HOMESTAR: I'm a scary zombie! Boo!
Fun Facts
- The email intro is a reference to main page 6.
- Lard burger is a parody of fat burger, an American restaurant chain.
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