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Wiki User Email Zoo977/Counterfiet
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CAST: Zoo977, Maloa, Larry
SETTING: The pool room, A stand, an underground printing lab
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. maloa is stacking up his breif cases. zoo is sitting at his computer}
MALOA: Again, why did you choose such a lame computer?
ZOO977: This isn't lame! Its a special computer programmed in ways no other camputers can handle. Watch this! {types something in. the macarena starts playing. zoo stops it} I can play any song!
MALOA: Whatever.
ZOO977: {singing to the tune of american idiot} Don't wanna be an internet idiot! Don't wanna get called a newb no mater what! {opens an email}
Hey, zoo.
Don't you think it's weird Maloa has all that money? Do you think he could be counterfieting it?
Signed,
JCM
{maloa pushes zoo off the chair when he says counterfieting}
MALOA: Have you never seen the kind of paint used? Its Unique! A remarkably long prosess to get one bottle! Oralina's paint is purely inimitable!
{the screen zooms out. zoo gets up}
ZOO977: English, please?
MALOA: The paint is special. A fake bottle can't be made.
ZOO977: Then how do you make so much?
MALOA: I sell other items!
ZOO977: Counterfiet?
MALOA: The highest quality fakes there are!
ZOO977: So, how haven't you gotten caught yet?
MALOA: I study everything for counterfiet marks. I never missed one.
ZOO977: Might you direc tme to your stand?
MALOA: Why not?
{cuts to a stand. maloa is sitting there. many popcorn machines are there. the sign above it says "generals: 50 dollars". zoo is next to the stand, a face of confusion on his face}
ZOO977: Who in the right mind would buy a popcorn machine for fifty dollars?
{larry walks onscreen. He see's the stand, and laughs}
MALOA: Whats so funny?
LARRY: You are the worst saleman ever!
MALOA: Hey, if you don't buy one, I'll release to the school this photo of you! {hold a photo of larry holding a giant teddy bear, shakes the photo}
LARRY: You wouldn't dare.
MALOA: {takes out his cellphone, takes a photo of it} I would!
LARRY: If you do, I'm gonna freaking kill you!
MALOA: Whatever you say! {begisn typing}
LARRY: Fine. {hesitantly gives maloa a purple paint container, takes a popcorn machine}
MALOA: And there, my good friend, is how yo sell overlypriced items.
ZOO977: I must say, I am quite impressed. But, what about people you don't know?
MALOA: I have photos of everyone.
{cuts to underground. there is a computer atuomatically making embarrasing photo's of people}
ZOO977: {voiceover} Thats rediculous.
{{cuts back up}
MALOA: Hey, if oyu don't uby a popcorn machine, dot's seeing this. {holds a photoshopped photo of zoo is yvonne}
ZOO977: You've alreadey forgotten one aspect.
MALOA: What?
{zoo then kicks maloa in the chin, and tears the photo into shreds. he walks inside. cuts back to the pool room}
ZOO977: And there, jicem, is how come the paint isn't counterfiet. Also, how to either embarras people or sell overpriced products.
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Easter Eggs
If you wait 7 second, zoo talks.
- EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT
- ZOO977: I wonder if he lost that loose tooth of his. {walks offscreen.}
Fun Facts
- Counterfieting is the longest word yet to be used in an email.
- Jicem was used in Dot.
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