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The boat sinks.
CAST: Marissa, Xaviar, Zorax, Wendy, Yvonne, Albino, Maloa, Nicholas, Dot, Larry
SETTING: The islands beach, outside of a forest, the ships kitchen

Transcript

{cuts to outside of the boat. everyone is there, except for larry.}

MARISSA: Okay, where's larry?

DOT: Are you sure you got everyone out of the ship?

MARISSA: I probably didn't.

DOT: I'll get him. {walks onboard the ship. marissa walks off, and sits just outside of a forest. the camera changes to a view of the watch}

MARISSA: I wonder if this is an email from a rescue crew. {opens an email}

Woof,
woof woof woof, woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof woof?
Woof bark arf woof woof
arf?
pant pant
Bob

MAIRSSA: You have got to be kidding me. I can't read this!

{the camera zooms out, showing albino next to marissa}

ALBINO: What's wrong?

MARISSA: I got an email from a dog impersonator.

ALBINO: May I see it?

MARISSA: Sure. {shows the screen to albino}

ALBINO: {looks at the screen, mumbles for a second. looks back at marissa} He asked why clouds are purple.

MARISSA: What?

ALBINO: That's how ridiculous this is! He didn't even type his question correctly!

MARISSA: How si that even possibl-

{a humongous metal screech is heard, causing the two to wince. they then look around}

ALBINO: What was that?

{the two rush to the beach. the ship is gone. albino and marissa run in}

MARISSA: What happened?

{a weird ringing i sheard. mairssa picks up a walkie talkie}

MARISSA: Hello?

{the screen cuts. dot is seen with another walkie talkie in the ships kichen. he has a face of distress}

DOT: The ship sank!

MARISSA: Then how haven't you lost air?

DOT: We covered every door that lead out of the ship, onto the dock. We need to get onto ground, quick! Our air supply is running out!

MARISSA: So, is there a flag pole on top of the ship?

DOT: No!

{on dots side, larry rises up from behidn the counter}

LARRY: Who is that?

MARISSA: Marissa!

LARRY: Bring us onto land!

MARISSA: We need a plan!

LARRY: Get someone to swim into the water, and attach a rope to the boat.

DOT: We're two hundred and twenty seven meters under water! That's deeper than the worlds deepest free dive!

MARISSA: Then we'll need to make diving gear!

LARRY: Impossible, we're dead.

DOT: Thank you, optomistic lad. So ,we'll ge- {static is heard, and dots cut turns into static. it then leaves}

MARISSA: Hello? Hello?!? {sigsh, puts donw the walkie talkie}

ALBINO: And...

MARISSA: Dor and Larry are trapped in the sunken boat.

ALBINO: TEN POINTS!

MARSSA: What?

ALBINO: Nothing!

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Easter eggs

Click albino at the end to see a bonus clip.

MARISSA: Seriously, what did you mean?
ALBINO: Um, do you remember the time whem maloa visited the hospital because the bed above his tumbled upon him?
MARISSA: You didn't dcause that, did you?
ALBINO: {running off} THAT WAS FIVE POINTS!

Wait seven seconds at the end (if you didn't click albino) To see more.

MARISSA: I didn't even know this ship had a kitchen.

Fun facts

  • The points sheet refers to when someone severely or minorly hars someone.
  • Zoo had planned ahead the whole season, so he sank the ship to turn the plot around.