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About
The kids start the expidition. Maloa gets poisoned.
CAST: Marisa, Maloa, Zorax, Yvonne
SETTING: The hotel room, an unknown forest
Transcript
{cuts to the hotel room. marissa is on her bed, looking at the laptop}
MARISSA: Zorax is probably even dumber after yesterdays incident. {opens an email}
TaxesDear MA.
You forgot to pay your taxes.
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!!!!
Taxleroy CO.
MARISSA: I payed my credit card bill, the electric, caple, internet, and water bills, and the rest of the bills that poured in during the money taking season. Well, exploring time!
{the screen zooms out, as marissa stands up. zorax, yvonne, and maloa walk in, and face marissa.}
MARISSA: Today, we're looking for two things: a white rabbit with black stripes, and a bright pink cyanide laced millipede. Any questions?
YVONNE: Isn't a cyanide dangerous?
MARISSA: That's why there are gloves next to the door.
ZORAX:Aren't rabbits dangerous?
MARISSA: Let's get going.
{the four leave the room. cuts to ourside of a forest. the four walk onscreen. everyone but maloa is wearing gloves.}
MARISSA: Okay, the teams are me and maloa, and zorax and yvonne.
YVONNE: I'm teamed up with the idiot?
ZORAX: Whats wrogn wiht idiocy?
YVONNE: With you, its bad.
{cuts to inside the forest. marissa and maloa are walking. maloa is looking around.}
MARISSA: Remember, look for a moving hot pink millipede.
MALOA: Found one! {tugs a bit of marissa's hair out}
MARISSA: Stop it!
MALOA: I just had to do that.
{cuts to yvonne and zorax walking along in the woods}
YVONNE: Do you see anything?
ZORAX: Just a little purple flower.
YVONNE: Isn't that one thing he's looking for?
ZORAX: No. {the two begin walking again.}
YVONNE: I still think we should ask them.
{cuts back to maloa and marissa.}
MALOA: Is that it?{points at a small white puff next to the bush}
MARISSA: {bends her knees, looks at it} It's a baby rabbit!
MALOA: Here, little bunny...
{cuts back to yvonne and zorax. zorax darts his head towards a bush}
ZORAX: I see the millipede! {reaches his hand into the bush. he pulls out something pink, after a scream is heard. cuts back to marissa, covering her head. maloa is now holding the baby bunny}
MARISSA: I told you to stop pulling out my hair!
MALOA: That wasn't me!
{zorax and yvonne walk through the bush}
ZORAX: That was your hair?
MARISSA: {sarcastically} No.
MALOA: I got a baby bunny!
YVONNE: He looks awesome!
MARISSA: Well, thanks to {holds her left hand towards zorax} the idiot and {holds her right hand, the one covering her hair, towards maloa} jock strap, I'm losing my hair. {stands up, begins walking off}
YVONNE: Jock strap?
ZORAX: How am I an idiot?
MALOA: So, why are we having trouble with finding the pink millipede?
YVONNE: Because it's the same color as marissa's hair.
MALOA: {lowers his hands so that his right hand is hidden from the camera by a bush.} So, we have more help on marissas journey with marissa gone?
YVONNE: Precisely. I wonder what she's doing now.
MALOA: Still, we have to find that millipede! {holds up his hands, revealing a pink millipeed on his right hand} Where will we find one!
{the three look at maloas hand}
YVONNE: Oh crap.
MALOA: CYANIDE INFECTED MILLIPEDE! AAAAGH! {rushes out}
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YVONNNE: This is not going as by the big plan.
Easter egg
Click the orange rectangle under "I wanna be your shoebox" to see a tan shoebox with a pink wig on top.
Fun Facts
- Every plot started, created, and unfinished are all adding up to one big plan zoo's had in mind.
- Maloa is going to occasionaly be refered to as jock strap.
- While planning the big plan, zoo figured a baby rabbit was going to be neccisary, and chose the striped rabbit, because he thought it looked cool.
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