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Wiki User Email Zoo977/soap
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About
Zoo demands for good tasting soap.
CAST: Zoo977, Marissa (voice only), Dot, Maloa, Nicholas, Zorax
SETTING: The hospital, zoo's main room, outside of zoo's bathroom, the pool room, Zorax's room, Zoo's front yard
Transcript
{cuts to outside of the hospital. there is a road crew outside, with tons of concrete being put on. zoo is thrown out of the hospital, into the wet concrete.}
MARISSA: {not seen} Don't come back until you're really hurt!
{cuts to zoo's living room. dot is there, reading a magazine. zoo opens the front door, and is revealed ot be covered in cement. dot looks up, and frowns}
DOT: Dare I ask?
ZOO977: Marissa kicked me into wet cement. Excuse me while I go wash off. {leaves}
DOT: Be sure to flush albino down the toilet!
ZOO977: Why?
DOT: You don't want to know. {shudders}
{cuts ot outside of the bathroom. zoo walks out, mummified in towels. steam comes out of the bathroom. maloa walks by}
MALOA: Wasn't the fan on?
ZOO977: What's this "fan" you speak of?
MALOA: Maybe the giant one next to the shower that looked like a dutch windmill.
ZOO977: Oh, that. I thought it was an automatic knife.
MALOA: You have issues.
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is sitting at the creamy}
ZOO977: {to the tune of chicken fry} And a little bit of e-mail. Some cold text on a friday night. {opens an email}
ZOO
- Steve
I OUGHTA WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT
KIDS THESE DAYS
ZOO977: You're right. My mouth is kind still stuffed with wet cement.
NICHOLS: {rolls in} I'll do it! {stuffs a bar of soap into zoo's mouth. he spits it out}
ZOO977: That soap tastes a lot worse than it smells.
NICHOLAS: What'd you expect?
ZOO977: For a good tasting soap.
NICHOLAS: Weirdo. {rolls off}
ZOO977: Maybe if I get the geography right, I'll make a good tasting soap!
{cuts to zorax's lab. zoo walks in}
ZOO977: Hey, zorax! I need you to make me a good tasting soap!
ZORAX: Do you even know why it tastes awful?
ZOO977: {mocking zorax} Becasue it's poisonous for you. {normal} I just need soap that tastes good.
ZORAX: You know you're an idiot, right?
ZOO977: I don't care how impractical you think it is, you've made some pretty dumb stuff.
ZORAX: Give me one example.
ZOO977: A cake that keeps baking itsself.
ZORAX: It's an infanant cake that is currently solving world hunger!
ZOO977: How isn't that dumb?
ZORAX: Fine, whatever, I'll make the clensing lawsuit.
ZOO977: Good. {cuts to zoo's front yard. zoo is there, with a cake platter in front of him. he's eating the cake one slice at a time. maloa comes outside}
MALOA: Why is zorax making soap?
ZOO977: Because I'm hungry.
MALOA: Then why did you ask him when you can eat that cake?
ZOO977: Because I ate concrete.
MALOA: You make less sence every da-
DOT: {not seen} AAAAH!
ZOO977: That doesn't sound happy.
{cuts to the living room. dot is watching bell quest: live and reloaded. zoo and maloa rush in}
ZOO977: What happened?
DOT: I just found out that... my brothers Badstar!
MALOA: And thats bad how?
DOT: It's not! I just do a little tweaking to this {holds up a rolled up paper} and take a few tips from zorax, and I'm ready!
ZOO977: Woohoo!
DOT: Isn't that a genius plan?
ZOO977: I bet it would be if you didn't tell it anonymously!
MALOA: Hey, where is the melon head, anyways?
ZORAX: {floats in with a bar of soap} I've got the soap!
ZOO977: Thanks! {takes the soap, stuffs it in his mouth} Cherry pie flavored!
ZORAX: That's exactly what it is!
ZOO977: Oh. So, all I needed was pie to clear out my mouth?
ZORAX: Exactly.
MALOA: You could have used anything moist.
ZOO977: Oh. Then why did the cake not work?
ZORAX: What cake?
ZOO977: The one that bakes itself.
ZORAX: I thought I donated that to charity!
ZOO977: Bye! {runs out}
ZORAX: You come back here! {rushes after him}
MALOA: So, do you have the plan scetched out?
DOT: Right here. {hands maloa a napkin}
MALOA: Er...
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Easter Eggs
Click on the paper at the end. It is a white sheet covered in doodles. A triangle and an oval are visible.
Fun Facts
- The hospital has been meantioned in the last few emails.
- In bell quest: live and reloaded, it is revealed homeschool is badstars father.
- The cake refers to whirled. Zoo's favorite item is a cake that keeps baking itself.
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