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Wiki User Email Zoo977/magic
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About
Magic brings back his bar! {not really the main theme}
CAST: Zoo977, a kid, Zorax, a bear, Lio, Vinera, Zoo's believed sister, Albino {easter egg}
SETTING: The pool room, a stage, Zorax's room, a car, a oodwork shop, some peanut vat {easter egg}
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is at the computer.}
ZOO977: {to the tune of spongebobs the best day ever} The email came up, and he smiled at me. Said its gonna be a good email, just wait and see. {opens an email}
DEAR ZOO MON,
I WISHED I WAS AWESOMER THAN YOU
YOU ROCK!
FROM STAN!
p.s. do you do magic?
ZOO977: {reads this email in a mock jamacin accent, reads stan as 23 year old still in first grade, and whispers the ps.} Well, ash for brains, I do have much awesomerosity than you. But its the {sqints} perscription {stops squinting} attached to this email that caught my eye. Lets check it out.
{cuts to a childs talent show. a kid walks onscreen}
ZOO977: {voiceover} First off, theres the pathetic, cheesy, many plastics version of magic. Basically, you put a rabbit in your sleeve {the kids arm rumbles} or turtles in your shoes {a rack is heard, then the kids height lowers. he then cries} and pull them out. But, I will teach you about how to do not crappy magic.
ALBINO: {also voice over} Wheres the mayonaise?
ZOO977: I thought we bought a new jar!
{cuts to zorax's room. zorax is experimenting with a canteen}
ZOO977: {voice over} Go to zorax for great "magic". I mean, he has his whole inbox you can send ideas to!
ZORAX: {faces the screen. holds a card that reads "[email protected]" on it} Send it here.
ZOO977: Hey! Did I allow you to break the fourth wall?
ZORAX: I'm just a figment of your imagination!
ZOO977: But your inventions aren't!
{zorax sighs, and turns around}
ZOO977: Anyways, watch what happens to this grizzly bear!
{a bear drops from the cieling. zorax presses the top of the canteen, and the bear shinks to the size of a pea, getting trapped in the canteen. cuts to vinera in a car}
ZOO977: Why are you in my mind still?
VINERA: I get bored of leading.
ZOO977: Then why haven't you been on the news at all?
VINERA: No clue.
ZOO977: Anyways, theres always the "magic" of the ejection button!
VINERA: What? {suddenly, the seat she's on jumps into the air. Vienra screams. cuts to a graveyard. Lio from the comic lio is there, laughing. Zombies rise from the ground.}
ZOO977: Theres also the magic in lio's whistles! They come in zombie, squid, and my favorite, rabid squirrel!
{cuts to a woodshop. A girl in a black hoodio with blonde and pink hair is there. she is working on some sort of a cannon}
ZOO977: Personally, I like the magic of flying eggs, watermelons, kittens, and other things.
GIRL: You said it!
ZOO977: Okay, how are you talking?
GIRL: I dunno. You forgot pineapples, and albino.
ZOO977: Especially if he lands in the krogers nut isle.
GIRL: Hey, why do you look familiar?
ZOO977: Maybe because your my sister.
GIRL: Really?
ZOO977: {a slap is heard} You forgot your family?
GIRL: Aster some mutation, I forgot almost everything!
ZOO977: I'm gonna leave now.
{cuts back to the pool room}
ZOO977: There ya go, un-house broken senior! Magic is either sciency, cheap, or plain funny to watch.
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Easter Eggs
Click on un-house broken to see albino drowning in a vat of peanuts. he is all red.
Fun Facts
- The girl will be introduced in a while emails. Zoo based her off of his sister.
- Thanks to Records Of Bell/Records for the idea of the turtle joke.
- Zoo goes to a kroger in real life.
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