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- All episode names are written like proverbs that loosely relate to the episode itself. Don't count on an episode title foreshadowing anything.
- Seasons have six episodes each, like the British comedy Black Adder.
- All season names are Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention album titles that seem to relate to the seasons themselves(but don't). I will explain the titles, for you may not understand the puns
- Season 1; Bell meets three new friends. They have a lot in common with him.
- Season 2; The entire season takes place on a cruise liner.
- Season 3; Bell and co move to Japan, which is much more advanced.
- Season 4; Nothing changes. AT ALL.
- Season 5; This is the third time the cast had to change where they are currently living.
- Any birthday special is open to the public, but I can and will kick out any guests I want, if they are considered ruining the party. (read: All of Raiku & Zoo's characters)
- The in-universe reason for why this is so terrible is that Bell has gone senile, and, since he is keeping a "shield of insanity" around the Earth to protect it from being destroyed, the Earth has become corrupted, and nearly any form of logic has been destroyed.
Season 1: The Perfect Stranger
- Episode 1: The Pain Of Loss Can Drive Even The Most Cold-Hearted Insane
- Episode 2: When Trashing A Robot, Remember To Destroy It Completely
- Episode 3: When Dating, Don't Say You Live With Your Mom
- Episode 4: Never Wikipedia Your Opponent. All The Info Will Be Removed Because Of No Notability
- Episode 5: It's Best to Get Demon Possessions Checked Out Ahead of Time
- Episode 6: Never Bring Embarrassments On Cruises With You
Season 2: Cruisin' With Ruben & The Jets
- Episode 7: Always Retroactively Retcon All Retcons
- Episode 8: Never Battle The Dead Or The Immortal, Because Either Way You Can't Kill Them
- Episode 9: Old Concepts Never Die, They Just Disappear
- Episode 10: Always Make Sure Godmodding Enemies Can't Come Back
- Episode 11: Never Let A Weak-Hearted "Collins" Read About His Ancestry
- Episode 12: Never End A Relationship With A Clingy Girlfriend In A Knife Shop
Season 3: Ahead Of Their Time
- Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring
- Episode 14: Always Check And Make Sure You Have No Rivals Living There Before You Move
- Episode 15: No Matter How Many Times You Deny It, His Power Level Is Always Over 9000
- Episode 16: Never Postpone A Purge Lest There Be A Riot
- Episode 17: Do Not Keep Feral Forms Of Yourself In The House
- Episode 18: Always Inform Your Superiors That You're Moving Halfway Across The World Lest They Find You
Season 4: You Are What You Is
- Episode 19: Never Leave Your Power Suit At Home When Battling Game Enemies
- Episode 20: Never Get Writer's Block and Stay Home
- Episode 21: Don't Make Obvious "Fast and Furious" Parodies Lest They End In Shame
- Episode 22: Soundboards Make the Dumbest of Jokes Seem Like Comedy Gold
- Episode 23: Maybe I'm the One Who is a Schizophrenic Psycho/Never Try To Talk To Your Own Soul. He's a Total Prick
- Episode 24: Always Bring A Game Guide With You
Season 5: Civilization Phase III
- Episode 25: When Making Secondary Main Character-Based Episodes, Choose Them Carefully
- Episode 26: Never Get A Popup Blocker Named "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE."
- Episode 27: Never Buy Your Wife "Super Football Bros." For Christmas
- Episode 28: Confusing RPG, The Genre, With RPG, The Weapon, Can Get You Imprisoned
- Episode 29: Deletion is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly
- Episode 30: Always Prepare Yourself For Big Battels
- Special 1: Never Throw Out A Live Hermit Crab
- Birthday Special 1: Never Give A Vegetarian Fried Chicken For Their Birthday
Season 6: Playground Psychotics
- Episode 31: Always Have A Few Tape Measures Lying Around
- Episode 32: Never Agree To Watch The Lord Of The Mary Sues For A Day
- Episode 33: A Real Doctor Wouldn't Call A Missing Arm A Flesh Wound
- Episode 34: 4chan References Aren't Always Funny
- Episode 35: Always Make Sure The Cow Is Dead Before You Eat It