Records Of Bell/Records/2

Summary

Ooh. Fancy new killbots.

Cast: Skullbuggy, Im a bell, Trashed Skullbuggy, Don Skull, Bling, Tracy, Kuro,

Places: Bell's House, Junkyard, Bell's Basement, Tracy's room

Episode Information: 102-When Trashing A Robot, Remember To Destroy It Completely

Insult: comedically incompetent lemmings

Credit Joke: My Fans (If Any)

Transcript

{fade from black to Skullbuggy on television}

SKULLBUGGY: Three others were created, but they were junked as well, under law.

IM A BELL: Ooh. I should find one and fix it up. ...After the show's over.

{cue theme song. Cut to a junkyard. Bell finds a dented up and rusty Skullbuggy}

IM A BELL: Hmm. I'm surprised Skull Enterprises didn't destroy the Skullbuggies completely.

{cut to Bell's basement. It is covered in metal. The Skullbuggy is lying on a table. Bell is washing it. He then takes the chassis off and gets all of the dents out of it. He reaches into the mass of wires behind the skull. Bell pulls out a personality chip. He cleans it, fixes it, and places the chip back into the Skullbuggy. Bell then replaces the tires with new, red ones, and spraypaints the chassis black and the skull purple. Next, he finds a wire connected to a button on the skullbuggy's dashboard and traces it to another chip. Bell then removes that chip and replaces it with a new one. He then places the chassis back onto the Skullbuggy and welds it on tight. Bell flips a switch on the dashboard and the Skullbuggy awakens}

IM A BELL: IT'S ALIVE! ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

SKULLBUGGY: Wha-Where am I? Who are you?

IM A BELL: Hello. I am Im a bell, your owner. I rescued you from a junkyard after Skull Enterprises trashed you because of a law about no killbots or some crap. I now christen you Don Skull.

DON SKULL: Ah. I see. Thank you, Bell. May I call you Bell?

IM A BELL: Sure. Go ahead.

DON SKULL: Good, good. Say, you didn't remove my transforming mechanism, did you?

IM A BELL: No, not at all. In fact, I fixed it up. Watch. {presses the button on Don Skull's dashboard}

DON SKULL:{transforms into a Red, black, and purple Proto Man with a dark blue goatee and Bass' legs and hips} Ooh. Nice.

IM A BELL: Yes. Yes it is. Say, would you like to meet my close friends and family?

DON SKULL:{transforms back into Skullbuggy mode} Ehh, sure. Why not?

{cut to Tracy's room. Bling, Tracy, and Kuro are in there smoking. Bell and Don Skull walk in}

IM A BELL: Hey, guys? This is Don-Er-What is that?

KURO: Pot. Why?

IM A BELL: Wh-where'd you get it?

TRACY: I have a garden out back, dumbass.

IM A BELL: Oh yeah. Anyways, guys, this is Don Skull. He's a skullbuggy I found in a junkyard.

BLING: Nice to meet you.

DON SKULL: Aren't you a little young to be smoking that?

BLING: Screw you. I'm eighteen.

DON SKULL: But you look two.

BLING: Huh? Oh. {transforms into adult bling} There.

IM A BELL: Aaaanyways, Don, this is Tracy-

TRACY: Hi.

IM A BELL: -Kuro-

KURO:{nods}

IM A BELL: -and Bling.

BLING: Yo.

DON SKULL: 'Tis nice to meet you all.

{cut to a few hours later. Everyone is stoned except Bell}

DON SKULL: D-did you ever notice all the violence in the world?

BLING: Y-Yeah. Like, we need to do something about it, man.

TRACY: Yeah, man.

IM A BELL:{smoking ten joints at once} ...Why isn't this working?

KURO: Like, you're to uptight, man. Ya just need to relax, ya dig?

IM A BELL: ...Nah, I just need more pot. {lights three more joints, smokes them with the other ten} Crap. Maybe I have to be drunk. {opens a bottle of vodka}

DON SKULL: NO, YOU IDIO-

{cue explosion similar to the ending of the Futurama episode "War Is The H-Word". cue credits}