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Records Of Bell/Records/15

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Summary

Bell and Bling battle eachother, soul reaper style.

Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Doctor Octopus, Mature Bling, Sarah, Don Skull

Places: Bling's Kitchen, Rental Battlefield

Episode Information: 303-No Matter How Many Times You Deny It, His Power Level Is Always Over 9000

Insult: whiny parents

Credit Joke: The Brothers Chaps

Transcript

{open to Bling's kitchen. Bell is sitting there. Tracy walks in}

TRACY: Hey, dad? There was always something I wanted to ask you.

IM A BELL: What?

TRACY: What was my mother like?

IM A BELL: In bed? Not as good as you'd think.

TRACY: No, I mean what did she look like?

IM A BELL:{embarrased} Oh! Uh, hehe. Ignore what I just said. Anyway, she had blue skin, blue hair, and green eyes.

TRACY: Huh. That explains my hair. I know none of your family had blue hair. Most had none at all. Any other abnormal features?

IM A BELL: Uhh... No, I don't think so.

TRACY: ...What kind of cold opening is THIS?

IM A BELL: Dunno.

{pause five seconds. Doctor Octopus flies in}

DOC OCK: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAH! {fires his lazer}

{cue theme song. cut back to Bling's kitchen. there is now a smoking hole in the floor. Everybody is there now. Doc Ock is gone}

IM A BELL: So, um...

MATURE BLING: Hey, Bell?

IM A BELL: What?

MATURE BLING: I challenge you to a fight. Soul reaper versus soul reaper.

IM A BELL: I accept your challenge. {transforms into soul reaper bell} You sure you don't wanna change your mind?

MATURE BLING: I'm sure.

SOUL REAPER BELL: Okay, then.

{cut to a battlefield not unlike the Tenkaichi Budokai battlefield}

MATURE BLING: How'd you get this?

SOUL REAPER BELL: Rented it.

MATURE BLING: Ah.

SOUL REAPER BELL: Now then. {pulls out the golden zanpakuto} Freeze. ZURUI KIN!

{the golden sword breaks into blah, blah, blah. You've read it before. When the statue splits in half, Bling is unharmed}

SOUL REAPER BELL: What? How'd you-

{Bling reveals the hole on his chest. He promptly transforms into Full Hollow Bling}

SOUL REAPER BELL: Oh. Right. Forgot about that. Well, since you'll be a hollow, then so will I. {breaks into back of head, pulls out own skull, and smashes it onto face. His skin turns white. His bell transforms into a skull. tentacles extend out from under it. Bell's clothes shed away, revealing a white Cthulhu-like body with a hole on his chest}

FULL HOLLOW BLING: Eh? {in Hollow Language; "What the?"}

HOLLOW BELL: Grrrrrrahehe! {"This is my hollow form!"}

{from now on, it will be completely translated}

FULL HOLLOW BLING: <Huh. Well, are we still going to fight?>

HOLLOW BELL: <But of course!>

FULL HOLLOW BLING: <Good.> {lunges at HB}

HOLLOW BELL:{dodges, forces arm through FHB's stomach}

FULL HOLLOW BLING: <AACK. GRRRR...> {picks up FB, flings him into the bleachers}

HOLLOW BELL: <RRRRRR... WITNESS! MY TRUE HOLLOW FORM!> {body transforms into Ichigo's Bankai soul reaper uniform, but inverted and with a hole in the chest. the face-tentacles form shoulder armor} True Hollow Bell complete.

FULL HOLLOW BLING: <Oh gee. Um, I'll just do this then.> {transforms into Hollow Bling} There.

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Hehehe. You just decreased your power.

HOLLOW BLING: No. I suppressed it. HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! {a red aura forms around him. he charges at THB}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Whoa! {dodges, stabs hollow bling in the stomach}

HOLLOW BLING: AACK. Hmph. {pulls out zanpakuto} Control. SHUJIN! {the zanpakuto transforms into the two-sided Tensa Zangetsu. Hollow Bling starts spinning it, and slices THB in half}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: AARGHHHH!!! {falls to the ground, transforms back into Bell, body reforms, stands back up} Hmph. You've won.

HOLLOW BLING: Good. {transforms back into Mature Bling}

IM A BELL: Umm... {looks at camera} This episode's over. G-go away.

{cue credits}