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Records Of Bell/Records/15
Summary
Bell and Bling battle eachother, soul reaper style.
Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Doctor Octopus, Mature Bling, Sarah, Don Skull
Places: Bling's Kitchen, Rental Battlefield
Episode Information: 303-No Matter How Many Times You Deny It, His Power Level Is Always Over 9000
Insult: whiny parents
Credit Joke: The Brothers Chaps
Transcript
{open to Bling's kitchen. Bell is sitting there. Tracy walks in}
TRACY: Hey, dad? There was always something I wanted to ask you.
IM A BELL: What?
TRACY: What was my mother like?
IM A BELL: In bed? Not as good as you'd think.
TRACY: No, I mean what did she look like?
IM A BELL:{embarrased} Oh! Uh, hehe. Ignore what I just said. Anyway, she had blue skin, blue hair, and green eyes.
TRACY: Huh. That explains my hair. I know none of your family had blue hair. Most had none at all. Any other abnormal features?
IM A BELL: Uhh... No, I don't think so.
TRACY: ...What kind of cold opening is THIS?
IM A BELL: Dunno.
{pause five seconds. Doctor Octopus flies in}
DOC OCK: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAH! {fires his lazer}
{cue theme song. cut back to Bling's kitchen. there is now a smoking hole in the floor. Everybody is there now. Doc Ock is gone}
IM A BELL: So, um...
MATURE BLING: Hey, Bell?
IM A BELL: What?
MATURE BLING: I challenge you to a fight. Soul reaper versus soul reaper.
IM A BELL: I accept your challenge. {transforms into soul reaper bell} You sure you don't wanna change your mind?
MATURE BLING: I'm sure.
SOUL REAPER BELL: Okay, then.
{cut to a battlefield not unlike the Tenkaichi Budokai battlefield}
MATURE BLING: How'd you get this?
SOUL REAPER BELL: Rented it.
MATURE BLING: Ah.
SOUL REAPER BELL: Now then. {pulls out the golden zanpakuto} Freeze. ZURUI KIN!
{the golden sword breaks into blah, blah, blah. You've read it before. When the statue splits in half, Bling is unharmed}
SOUL REAPER BELL: What? How'd you-
{Bling reveals the hole on his chest. He promptly transforms into Full Hollow Bling}
SOUL REAPER BELL: Oh. Right. Forgot about that. Well, since you'll be a hollow, then so will I. {breaks into back of head, pulls out own skull, and smashes it onto face. His skin turns white. His bell transforms into a skull. tentacles extend out from under it. Bell's clothes shed away, revealing a white Cthulhu-like body with a hole on his chest}
FULL HOLLOW BLING: Eh? {in Hollow Language; "What the?"}
HOLLOW BELL: Grrrrrrahehe! {"This is my hollow form!"}
{from now on, it will be completely translated}
FULL HOLLOW BLING: <Huh. Well, are we still going to fight?>
HOLLOW BELL: <But of course!>
FULL HOLLOW BLING: <Good.> {lunges at HB}
HOLLOW BELL:{dodges, forces arm through FHB's stomach}
FULL HOLLOW BLING: <AACK. GRRRR...> {picks up FB, flings him into the bleachers}
HOLLOW BELL: <RRRRRR... WITNESS! MY TRUE HOLLOW FORM!> {body transforms into Ichigo's Bankai soul reaper uniform, but inverted and with a hole in the chest. the face-tentacles form shoulder armor} True Hollow Bell complete.
FULL HOLLOW BLING: <Oh gee. Um, I'll just do this then.> {transforms into Hollow Bling} There.
TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Hehehe. You just decreased your power.
HOLLOW BLING: No. I suppressed it. HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! {a red aura forms around him. he charges at THB}
TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Whoa! {dodges, stabs hollow bling in the stomach}
HOLLOW BLING: AACK. Hmph. {pulls out zanpakuto} Control. SHUJIN! {the zanpakuto transforms into the two-sided Tensa Zangetsu. Hollow Bling starts spinning it, and slices THB in half}
TRUE HOLLOW BELL: AARGHHHH!!! {falls to the ground, transforms back into Bell, body reforms, stands back up} Hmph. You've won.
HOLLOW BLING: Good. {transforms back into Mature Bling}
IM A BELL: Umm... {looks at camera} This episode's over. G-go away.
{cue credits}