Records Of Bell/Records/10

Summary

Three new spinoffs are announced.

Cast: Tracy, Mature Bling, John Cleese, Im a bell, Sarah McAllister, Don Skull, Kuro, Kinzo, Kan

Places: Deck, In Front Of A Volcano, Forest,

Episode Information: 204-Always Make Sure Godmodding Enemies Can't Come Back

Insult: albatross

Credit Joke: The Whole Monty Python Troupe

Transcript

{open to Tracy and Mature Bling on the deck}

TRACY: Say, Bling?

MATURE BLING: Yeah?

TRACY: Were was Niblet last episode?

MATURE BLING: Uhh... He-he left.

TRACY: "Left"? We're in the middle of the ocean, how could he have left?

MATURE BLING: Uhh...

TRACY: What are you trying to hide from me?

MATURE BLING: Uhh... Aah... {takes out a metal bat, hits Tracy with it}

TRACY: OW! What was that f-

{Mature Bling beats Tracy to death. cut to John Cleese at a desk. An erupting volcano is in the background}

JOHN CLEESE: And now for something completely different.

{cut to a forest. Bell is there dressed as the It's Man}

IM A BELL: IT'S-

{cue theme song. cut back to the deck. Bell and co are there. Tracy is standing on a blood stain, likely from what happened before the theme song}

IM A BELL: So-

SARAH: Wait. What's with the blood stain?

TRACY & BLING: Don't ask.

IM A BELL: Anyways, I recently got an anonymous email reading "I'll be back in 204". Now, this episode's production number is 204. So, someone's coming here today.

DON SKULL: I wonder who...

IM A BELL: Well, anyone else know?

KURO & KINZO: We do.

IM A BELL: You do?

KINZO: Yeah. He's-

{a flash of light appears above Bell's head. It transforms into Kan, and lands on his head}

KAN:{bends over to look at Bell's face} Well, hey there, Bellboy!

IM A BELL:{eye twitching} Don't call me that.

KAN: What, Bellboy? What's-

{Im a bell throws Kan into the air and fires a ball of energy at his head, destroying it, and then quickly heals}

IM A BELL: Crap. I forgot. Well, I can just take away your powers.

KAN: Oh, no you don't! {breaks off Cell arm, extends wire arm at Bell, grabs him, and flings him into the air. Kan then lands} Ooh, too slow. {retracts wine arm, reattaches Cell arm}

{Bell lands, rushes at Kan, and tries to punch him in the face, but Kan dodges it and kicks him in the nuts}

IM A BELL: AACK. {coughs up blood}

KAN: Ahh, you got blood ALL OVER my mask! Anyways, I'm not here to fight.

IM A BELL: ...Oh. You AREN'T?

KAN: No. I'm actually here to take Kuro and Kinzo.

IM A BELL: Why?

KURO: We're dong a spinoff.

KINZO: It's called "Kuro Kan & Kinzo".

KAN: It has episodes once in a while!

IM A BELL: Okay... See ya.

KAN: Right. {grabs Kuro and Kinzo, disappears}

SARAH: ...Well, THAT was stupid. You wasted an entire episode to announce a spinoff?

IM A BELL: Three spinoffs, actually. We're also doing "The Bellstrom Angels", which takes place entirely in heaven, and "His Unholiness", who stars Unholy Tracy as it's anti-hero protagonist and Mature Bling as his sidekick.

MATURE BLING: Wait, do I have to leave as well?

IM A BELL: No, no. That show takes place in the future.

SARAH: Wait, who's Unholy-

TRACY: You need not know until it happens.

SARAH: What...

{cue credits}