Records Of Bell/Records/Open

The intro is to the tune of Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance by Frank Zappa.

Lyrics	Visuals
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be	Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune, thinking.
free	The sand dune explodes.
to sing and dance and love.	The dust clears to show Tracy standing on top of Bell.
There will come a time when every	Cut to Bell running along a road.
evil	Cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face.
that we know will be an	Cut to MB sitting on a park bench with an old, beige blanket wrapped around him.
evil	Cut back to the close-up of Bell's face.
that we can rise above!	Cut back to MB. Bell runs in and punches MB in the face.
Who cares if hair is long	Cut to Tracy wearing shades and driving a convertible. A tanker truck is heading towards him.
or short or	Cut to MB with a :I face.
sprayed or partly grayed?	Cut to Sarah attacking someone with her pocket knife.
We know	Cut to Bell standing alone in a room.
that hair ain't where it's at.	Bell removes his hat, revealing his chao-ball/head-testicle/whatever the hell that thing is.
There will come a time when you won't	Cut to a chibi Tracy trying to grab a Haruhi figma that is on a shelf just beyond his reach.
even be ashamed if you are fat!	Bell walks in, grabs the figma, and walks off.
WAH WAH-WAH WAH	Chibi Tracy starts crying.
Lalalalalalalalalala Lalalala Lalala... LALALALALALA	Cut to a door opening, revealing Bell, Sarah, and MB caroling on a snowy winter night.
A-AH-A-a-A	Tracy leans in playing the trumpet, to everyone's dismay.
Lalalalalalalalalala Lalalala Lalala... LALALALALALA	Tracy leaves, and the three continue singing.
Oo-WEE-ooh	Tracy leans in again, now singing into a microphone.
Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee! Dedle-edle-eh! Deedle-eedle-ee!	Bell and Tracy starts singing angrily at eachother.
Nananananananananana Nanalala Lalala... LALALALALALA	The cast all start singing together.
WAH WAH-WAH WAH	The door slams shut.
There will come a time when	Cut to a large party. There is a large crowd dancing.
everybody who is lonely	Cut to the stage. Tracy is singing with a band consisting of Chaos on drums, Gilligan on guitar, and Ryan Bluefox on bass.
will be free	cut to MB drinking at the bar.
to sing and dance and love!	Cut to Bell and Sarah partner dancing.
(Dance and love!)	Bell and Sarah start making out.
There will come a	Everybody stops dancing.
time when every	The band stops playing.
evil that we know will be an	Everybody continues dancing.
evil that we can rise above!	The band continues playing.
(Rise above!)	Cut back to the bar. MB finishes drinking a martini, stands up, and walks off with martini glass in hand.
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford	Cut to SkullB, looking in throw a window, angrily.
to buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants?	Cut to Bell and Sarah, still making out.
There will come a time when you can even	Pan out to show Tracy staring at the camera, stunned. Bell and Sarah look at the camera at "when". At "you", they also become stunned.
take your clothes off when you dance!	Cut to MB dancing -badly, I might add-, whilst naked and holding his martini glass. Fortunately, all of his privates are being obscured by the back of Bell's head.
[After the song ends]	Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds.

Past Opening Themes

• Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire