Records Of Bell/Records/30

Summary

Narrowly surviving the Subspace Bombs, the Bell Crew must now fight the final boss.

Cast: Spiderbox, Burglar, Sarah, Icecrow, Goshiskull, Don Skull, NSMC Vandal, Im a bell, Daigo, Bling, The Torture Never Stops

Places: Outside the Wreckage, Bell's House

Insult: cucks

Credit Joke: Nikola Tesla

Episode Information: 506-Always Prepare Yourself For Big Battels

Transcript

{open to the 8-bit front yard. Spiderbot has the burglar in a web.}

SPIDERBOT: {sounding strangely like an Elder Scrolls guard} Stop right there, criminal scum! You've violated the law!

BURGLAR: Wait, hold up. How can I stop if I'm already in a web? And doesn't this violate my rights? I'd like to speak to my lawy-

{Spiderbot instantly vaporizes the burglar. Cue opening credits.}

SARAH: What happened?

{The Bell Crew stands in a huddle, as the explosion dies down. They prepare to run again, when something seems to emerge from the building's wreckage. Icecrow and Goshiskull's warped bodies lie in the wreckage.}

DON SKULL: JoeyDay, is that you?!

{The creature shows only a strange toothy smile, as the spotlight dims over it. A massive humanoid creature, with dozens of arms, bicycle wheels for legs, and cow spots emerges, holding two banhammers and having a mix of IDC and JoeyDay's faces.}

NSMC VANDAL: WHO STOLE MY COW? DID YOU STEAL MY COW?

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Oh s-

{NSMC Vandal slams one of the hammers into the ground, causing the group to almost trip up, but they all rapidly teleport away just in the nick of time.}

NSMC VANDAL: I KNOW WHO STOLE MY COW! CENSORED STOLE MY COW!

{Suddenly, subtitles appear below the NSMC Vandal. Final Boss: NSMC Vandal, the Long Reached Miscreant}

DAIGO: Wait, who's naming this stuff?

{Cut to a bunch of monkeys on a single typewriter, fighting over it. Cut back.}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Alright, asshole, let's put you down! Shurigunsword, to me! YATTA!

{The shurigunsword materializes in THB's hand. He immediately shoots the NSMC Vandal in the crotch, but to his surprise, it doesn't have one!}

NSMC VANDAL: STOP STEALING MY COWS, CENSORED!

MATURE BLING: Step aside, let me do this!

{Mature Bling draws his zanpakuto.}

MATURE BLING: Control! ...Control?

{Nothing happens, because Shujin went on strike. Instead, an amazing creature of energy appears behind him. Mature Bling's power level reaches over 9001, as the strange guardian begins chanting BLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLING.}

MATURE BLING: THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS!

{As if on queue, the Stand, The Torture Never Stops, rushes forward at NSMC Vandal. A strange creature that looks like a cross between an executioner and an iron maiden, it wraps its' arms around the Vandal, continuing to chant BLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLING. A strange wave of energy wraps around NSMC, as it feels nothing but excruciating pain in every nerve, as it lives it's worse nightmares.}

NSMC VANDAL: NO, MY COW, GIVE ME BACK MY COW! CENSORED KILLED MY COW! NO!

{While NSMC Vandal is distracted, THB rushes forward with the Shurigun sword, and leaps into the air, pointing the blade at NSMC's torso.}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Execution!

{Within seconds, THB is moving at lightspeed, slicing the NSMC Vandal into exactly 69 pieces, before he lands on the other side, and sheathes his blade. NSMC Vandal crumbles and explodes.}

{As the group celebrates, sudddenly, a credits scene appears. But then, it stops, and a message appears over it.}

USER:IMABELL HAS BEEN BANNED FOR EXPLOITS

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{As the banhammer falls down towards him, THB embraces his fate, when suddenly...}

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

{Bell's alarm clock rings, followed by him immediately tossing it into stratosphere before pulling out another from under his bed. It's noon, and he's slept in. As he rises from bed, he looks at his hands, before sighing in relief.}

IM A BELL: Phew, what a relief, it was all a nightmare. Nothing can go worse than this!

{Suddenly, Sarah walks in.}

SARAH: Hey Imothy, I forgot to tell you, but the landlord kicked us out and we have to move back to the USA.

IM A BELL: Oh, that's fine, I was missing the states anyways!

SARAH: That's great! We're moving to Montana.

IM A BELL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{cue end credits}