Records Of Bell/Records/29

Summary

After killing a few Gnollsogres, the cast fights a boss.

Cast: Burglar, Spiderbot, Tracy, Many people, Sarah, Im a bell, Badstar, Mature Bling, John, Jack Frost, Daigo, Don Skull, Forrest, Hooded FigureJoeyDay, Many ogres, Icecrow, Goshiskull, It's Dot Com

Places: The 8-Bit House, The Vandal Forests, IDC's Boss Floor

Insult: broken Transformers

Credit Joke: 4chan

Episode Information: 505-Deletion is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly

Transcript

{open to inside the 8-bit house. The burglar and the spiderbot from the last episode are watching what appears to be the live-action Transformers movie on TV}

MEGATRON:'{on TV} Transform! {transforms into a pile of metal crap} ...DAMMIT, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

{long pause. Ultra Magnus pops up on the TV carrying the Allspark, apparently trying to rip it in half}

ULTRA MAGNUS:{on TV} OPEN DAMMIT OPEN

BURGLAR: ...Wait, weren't you chasing me, or something?

SPIDERBOT:{sounding suspiciously like K9 from Doctor Who} Affirmative!

BURGLAR: ...Dammit.

{Spiderbot chases the burglar offscreen. Cue opening theme. Cut to the Vandal Forests}

TRACY: So where ARE these ogres?

{a shadow appears above Tracy. He looks up in fear. Cut to Tracy's view. A giant ogre is standing above him}

TRACY: AAH!!! {puls out a rocket launcher and shoots the ogre in the chest. It falls over and crushes everybody except him, the rest of the cast, John, Forrest, Jack, Badstar, and a cloaked figure}

SARAH: ...Where were you keeping that rocket launcher?

TRACY: Hell if I know.

IM A BELL: ...Wait, Badstar? Since when have you been here?

BADSTAR: The whole time, apparently.

IM A BELL: ...Huh.

MATURE BLING: Can we just move on already?

JOHN: Right.

JACK FROST: God, this sucks.

DAIGO: Seriously.

DON SKULL: Could you please, just ONCE in your life, NOT complain?

FORREST: I mean, come on! This is really getting annoying.

EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK: GET ON WITH IT

{cut to another part of the woods. The group walk in. Two more ogres run onscreen. Forrest and DS jump up, and slice their heads off. Ten more ogres run onscreen. Everybody starts attacking them, and ripping them to shreds}

IM A BELL: That's the last of them.

JOHN: Not quite...

{pan out to show there is a large army of ogres in front of the group}

IM A BELL: ...DAMMIT.

FORREST: Hey Jack!

'JACK FROST: Huh?

FORREST: Let's do that thing!

JACK FROST: Thing? OH YEAH! Yeah, let's do it!

FORREST: Alright. Ready, Jack?

JACK FROST: Hell yeah, I am! {jumps up and encases self in ice. His head snaps off. The rest of the body and the head fly down onto Forrest. The body becomes armor, and wings. The head becomes a helmet with a Optimus Prime-like mouthplate. Metal claws similar to that of Wolverine's extend from his armor-covered wings/arms}

ICY FORREST: ICECROW!!!

AN OGRE: ...What the f-

{Icecrow flies up and brushes against the ogre's head, freezing it. Icecrow then smashes it into pieces}

TRACY:{transforms into Hell Cerberus, blasts a fireball at some ogres} NYAHAHAAA!

SARAH:{pulls out pocket knife, stabs an ogre in both eyes}

OGRE: OH GOD MY EYES WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU {walks around aimlessly, falls off a previously unseen cliff}

BADSTAR:{jumps up in front of an ogres face} OBJECTION!

{Badstar punches an ogre in the face, knocking it and some ogres over the cliff}

IM A BELL:{transforms into True Hollow Bell} WHO WANTS SUSHI {slices some ogres into pieces}

MATURE BLING: KYAAA~ {transforms into Full Hollow Bling, attacks an ogre, ripping it to shreds. He then transforms back into Mature Bling}

{Don Skull and Daigo transform into the Goshiskull. He pulls out a large sword, and slices a few ogres in half. John pulls out a sword and slices the feet off of an ogre, who falls onto another ogre, crushing it}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: I believe we've destroyed half of them.

SARAH: Hey, why isn't the guy in the cloak doing anything?

BADSTAR: Dunno. HEY, HOODED GUY! KILL SOME OGRES!

{the cloaked figure remains silent. A human arm comes out of the cloak, palm facing towards the remaining ogres}

CLOAKED FIGURE:{deep echoey voice} Revert vandalism.

{as the cloaked figure says those words, "rv/v" appears above him. The remaining ogres disappear. "rv/v" fades away}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ...What.

MATURE BLING: Who ARE you?

{the cloaked figure remains silent. Pause five seconds}

MATURE BLING: ...Oh, whatever.

{cut to another place in the forest. Many of the trees are burnt}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Strange. Very strange.

{a large explosion is heard}

HELL CERBERUS: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: I DON'T KNOW!!!

MATURE BLING: Wait, what's that in the distance?

{the camera pans over to show there is a ball of purple energy far away that is slowly expanding}

HELL CERBERUS: Is that what I THINK it is?!

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Yes, yes it is. It's a subspace bomb.

{another explosion is heard. This time, however, it's closer. Another ball of purple energy is expanding a few yards away from the group. The hooded figure jumps up and over the rest of the group}

CLOAKED FIGURE: Protect group.

{the words "Protected "Group": [edit=sysop]" appear over the figure. A large dome forms over the group. The words fade away. The purple energy engulfs over the dome. It fades away, and the dome is now outside a building that is glowing purple. The dome disappears}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Where are we?

SARAH: I dunno.

GOSHISKULL: I suggest we enter the building.

MATURE BLING:{sarcastic} Gee, really? I would have never thought of that. {normal} Let's go.

{cut to inside the building}

HELL CERBERUS: Hmm... How do we get to the t-

MATURE BLING: WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

{the camera spins around to reveal two ROBs setting off a subspace bomb}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: HOLY HELL, RUN!

{pause five seconds}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: I SAID RUN, GODDAMMIT!

{the group runs past the ROBs and subspace bomb. After five seconds after they run offscreen, the bombs go off. Not once do the ROBs look at the camera before they are destroyed. Cut to the group running}

MATURE BLING: Hey, you know what this reminds me of, Bell?

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: What?

MATURE BLING: The purge.

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: How so?

MATURE BLING: Well, wasn't Free Country destroyed by subspace bombs?

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Oh yeah. Huh. Yeah, it IS kinda like that.

SARAH: KEEP RUNNING DAMMIT

MATURE BLING: OKAY OKAY

{cut to the next floor. There are various Super Mario Bros enemies everywhere}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Now THIS reminds me of when I had to save you and Kirby from the Yakuza!

DON SKULL: Oh yeah, I remember that.

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Right. Now then. {jumps up, pulls out an AK-47, prepares to fire it}

CLOAKED FIGURE: Delete Goombas.

{the words "Deleted "Goombas"" appear above the cloaked figure's head. All the Goombas disappear. The words fade away}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ...Showoff.

{the group runs offscreen. Cut to the next floor. The group runs in. There are many ROBs carrying subspace bombs. Not one of them is looking at the camera. There is a shadowy figure sitting on a throne at the far wall of the room}

ICECROW: Where ARE we?

GOSHISKULL: I don't know...

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ...HEY, YOU! YOU, AT THE OTHER END OF THE ROOM! WHO ARE YOU?

{a beam of light shoots out from the figure, and goes through THB's body}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: AGH!

{two ROBs turn to look at THB. They both have "IDC" carved into there heads}

HELL CERBERUS: "IDC"? Wh-

MATURE BLING: OH CRAP.

{the shadowy figure jumps off of his throne, flies up into the air, and lands in front of the group. He reveals himself to be a man in a suit, wearing shades and a sky blue baseball cap with "IDC" on it}

MATURE BLING: Why didn't I realize it? It's you. IT'S DOT COM.

IT'S DOT COM: Muahahaha. Of course it's me, you idiot! Who else would be destroying the internet with Subspace Bombs? ROBS! SEIZE THEM!

{some ROBs without subspace bombs turn to the group. They too have "IDC" carved into their foreheads. The ROBs start moving towards the group}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ALL OF YOU! LEAVE! NOW! I'll handle Dot Com.

{the group, except for THB, runs off}

IT'S DOT COM: You seriously think you can defeat me alone? Even after I just shot you in the chest?

TRUE HOLLOW BELL:{stands up} Yes, yes I do.

IT'S DOT COM: You're a fool, just like all the other dirty thirdies.

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Oh, don't be so sure. {pulls out a sword. It has three shuriken for the guard, and a trigger on the grip}

IT'S DOT COM: ...What the HELL is THAT?

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Oh, it's just a weapon I designed. I call it the Shurigunsword.

IT'S DOT COM: That is the stupidest name or a weapon I've ever heard.

'TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Shut up. {stabs IDC in the chest}

IT'S DOT COM: ...PFFFFF. {pulls the sword out of his chest} Let's see what this can do... {removes blade} Hmm... {stabs THB in the arm, grabs the shuriken, flings them into his face} Now what does this trigger do? {pulls trigger, the hole from where the blade was removed fires a bullet through IDC's hat} ...Oooookay... {shoots THB in the crotch}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR

IT'S DOT COM: Heh.

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: HNNNGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

IT'S DOT COM: ...What the f-

{THB explodes. When the smoke clears, only his head is left, and IDC is unharmed}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ...GodDAMMIT.

IT'S DOT COM: You're just a dirty thirdie. Your random explosions have no effect on me. {kicks THB into a wall, shoots him in the face}

{suddenly, the cloaked figure appears in front of IDC}

IT'S DOT COM: ...Who the hell are you?

CLOAKED FIGURE: Block It's Dot Com.

{the words "Blocked: "It's dot com"" appear above the figure's head}

IT'S DOT COM: ...Wh-

{IDC freezes into a block of ice. the words disappear}

IT'S DOT COM: ... {breaks out of the ice} This is too easy. ROBS! SET OFF ANY AND ALL SUBSPACE BOMBS!

{the ROBs start setting of the bombs}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ARE YOU INSANE?! THAT'LL KILL US ALL!

IT'S DOT COM: Not me. {snaps fingers}

{a helicopter rises from the ground. IDC walks towards it}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ...Oh, goddammit.

CLOAKED FIGURE:{to THB} You. Leave. Now. I'll handle IDC.

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Yes, sir. {jumps out the window}

CLOAKED FIGURE: Delete helicopter.

{the words "Deleted: "Helicopter"" appear above the figure's head. The helicopter disappears, and then the words do}

IT'S DOT COM: ...DAMMIT. {pulls out a shotgun, shoots at the figure}

{The cloaked figure jumps over the bullets, and sheds his cloak, revealing him to be...}

JOEYDAY: You're reign of terror is over, Dot Com.

IT'S DOT COM: ...Ohhhh, damn.

JOEYDAY:{wags finger} Tsk, tsk, tsk. We can't have that kind of language, now can we? {roundhouse kicks IDC in the face}

IT'S DOT COM:{is flung into the wall} AARGH!

JOEYDAY: Hmph.

{cut to the subspace bombs. The clocks click to zero}

JOEYDAY: ...Ohhhhhh f-

{cut to outside the building. It explodes into a large sphere of purple energy. The group runs offscreen. Cue credits}