Records Of Bell/Records/5

Summary

Bell is temporarily possessed.

Cast: Tracy, Kinzoku "Kinzo" Muchitsujo, Sarah McAllister, Im a bell

Places: Bell's House

Episode Information: 105-It's Best to Get Demon Possessions Checked Out Ahead of Time

Insult: semi-evolved simians

Credit Joke: NOBODY. NOBODY AT ALL

Transcript

{fade from black to Bell's living room. Pause for five seconds}

TRACY:{runs onscreen on fire} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'MONFIREAAAAAAAAAA... {runs offscreen}

{cue theme song. cut to the outside of Bell's house. A red-skinned man with horns, black hair, and a tuxedo walks up to the door. Zoom in on him}

PERSON:{knocks on door, sounds like Eric Idle} Demon! {knocks on door again} DEMON!

SARAH:{answers door} Yes? Who're you?

DEMON: I'm a demon, madam. Can I come in and possess a few things?

SARAH: ...Are you an encyclopedia salesman?

DEMON: I'm a DEMON, madam.

SARAH: ...Is that a yes?

DEMON: No, no, no. I'm an average demon.

SARAH: Er... Good enough for me. {moves out of he demon's way}

DEMON:{steps in} Thaaank you.

{cut to inside the house}

IM A BELL: Sarah, who is it?

SARAH: It's a demon. He's here to possess things.

IM A BELL: He isn't an encyclopedia salesman, is he?

DEMON: NO I'M NOT. {possesses Bell}

{bell's eyes glow red}

DEMON:{sounds like Eric Idle overlapping Bob(of Bob and George)(Bell sounds like Bob)} Ah, that's better.

TRACY:{walks onscreen} Hey-What's with my dad?

SARAH: Possessed.

TRACY: Ah.

DEMON: Anyways, hello. My name is Kinzoku Muchitsujo. You can call me Kinzo if you like.

TRACY: Nice to meet you, Kinzo.

KINZO: The same to you, Tracy.

TRACY: How-how do you know my name?

KINZO: I know everything Bell knows, and he knows everything I know, including what every person I've possessed knows. I possessed George Lucas, you know.

TRACY: You didn't cause Jar-Jar Binks, did you?

KINZO: No. That was before I possessed him. He was hit in the head by a golf ball, and temporarily could only think of anthropomorphic hairless rabbits with speech impediments.

TRACY: I see.

KINZO: Yes... Anyways, I should go ahead and try out some of his alternate forms. Let me just quickly go over all of the data in his memory banks. Every terabyte of memory takes one second.

{one hour later}

KINZO: I've gone through half... Eh, that's probably enough. {becomes 9} This-this is nice. Hmmhmmhmm. {fires a dark ball of energy at Tracy, who eats it} Eh... {becomes Pure Watashi, prefoms a Pure Zanmato, harming himself} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! {separates from Bell} Owowowowowow...

IM A BELL:{revers back to normal} Probably shoulda read ALL of my memory, eh?

KINZO: Help me...

IM A BELL:{sighs} FINE.

{cut to Bell's basement. It looks the same as it did in episode 2, except now Kinzo, badly maimed, is laying on the table. Bell is placing metal around his body, and soldering them together. cut to bell's living room a few minutes later, where Tracy and Sarah are sitting on the couch}

SARAH: I hope he's alright...

TRACY: Eh, I'm sure he's fine.

IM A BELL:{walks onscreen} He is done! Presenting... The NEW Kinzo!

KINZO:{walks onscreen. his chest, stomach, and arms are modeled after the TF G1 Startscream, and his hips and legs are modeled after the TF Energon Galvatron} Hello, everybody. What d'you think?

TRACY: Ehh, kinda fanboyish.

IM A BELL: ... {chases Tracy offscreen}

{cue credits}