Records Of Bell/Records/23

Summary

Tracy goes insane.

Cast: Im a bell, Cameraman, Tracy, A Koopa Troopa/A Turtle, A Goomba/A Little Kid, A Hammer Bro/Zoo977, A Man/Bowser, Sarah, Mature Bling, Don Skull, Bell Soul, Hollow Bell Soul, Yog Sothoth Soul, Stephen Colbert Soul

Places: Outside Bell's House, Bling's Living Room, Mushroom Kingdom/Japan, Tunnel/Sewers, Bridge Over Lava/Atop A Power Line, Hospital, Bell's Mind

Episode Information: 405-Maybe I'm the One Who is a Schizophrenic Psycho/Never Try To Talk To Your Own Soul. He's a Total Prick

Insult: evil monkey in my closet

Credit Joke: Somebody You Don't Know

Transcript

{open to outside Bell's house. Bell opens the door. He is in his underwear}

IM A BELL: ...It's ten in the frigging morning! What in the {BLEEP}ING HELL do you want?!

CAMERAMAN:{offscreen} We're here to film this episode. Can we come in?

IM A BELL: ...You guys aren't allowed in this house! We film in Bling's house!

CAMERAMAN:{offscreen} But-

IM A BELL: SCREW OFF! {slams the door}

CAMERAMAN:{offscreen} ...Okay, let's go bother Tracy.

{cue opening theme. cut to Bling's living room. Tracy walks in and notices a mushroom on the couch}

TRACY: Huh? {eats mushroom, eye twitches}

{cut to Tracy's brain. It grows eyes and a mouth and starts screaming. After a few seconds, it stops. It's eyes widen and it pauses for a few seconds. Then, it wellfaces. After a few seconds, it disintegrates. cut back to Tracy}

TRACY: ...OH MEE GEE.

{cut to Tracy's view of everything. It looks like a Super Mario Bros. level. the screen splitscreens to show both Tracy's view and reality. To simulate this, two transcripts will occur; tracy's view and the real world}

Tracy's View

{There is a door leading out of a castle. He opens it and exits. Cut to outside the castle}

TRACY: It's-a me; Mario! {sees a Koopa Troopa and a Goomba}

{Tracy stomps on the Koopa Troopa, turning it into a shell. He then grabs it and throws the shell at the Goomba. Both the shell and the Goomba explode}

TRACY(: Ah-ha-haiii! {hits a ? Block. A Fire Flower comes out of it. Tracy grabs it and becomes Fire Tracy}

{cut to a Piranha Plant. Tracy fires a fireball at it, destroying it. Cut to a Hammer Bro beside a warp pipe}

FIRE TRACY: It's a Hammer Bro!

HAMMER BRO: ... {throws a hammer at Fire Tracy}

{Fire Tracy blasts a fireball at the hammer bro, destroying it. He enters the warp pipe. Cut to a tunnel. Fire Tracy exits the warp pipe}

FIRE TRACY: Hmm... Where is he... {walks through the tunnel}

{cut to a few minutes later, at a bridge over lava. Bowser and an ax is there. Fire Tracy runs in, grabs the ax, and cuts the rope holding up the bridge. Bowser falls into the lava}

FIRE TRACY: Mario wins! WHOA~ {falls into the lava}

{END INSANITY}

Reality

{There is a wall. Tracy smashes through it. Cut to outside the house}

TRACY: WIBBLE WIBBLE WIBBLE! {sees a turtle and a little kid}

{Tracy stomps on the turtle, crushing it. He then picks up the turtle carcass and throws it at the kid. The kid runs away, horrified. All the time this is happening, Tracy is foaming at the mouth}

TRACY: WIBBLE WIBBLE GOOMBA WIBBLE WIBBLE! {hits a brick ledge with his head, making it bleed. There is a flamethrower sitting on top of it. Tracy grabs it}

{cut to a garden. Tracy burns it with the flamethrower. Cut to Zoo977 beside a manhole}

TRACY: HAMMER WIBBLE!

ZOO977: ...WHAT THE F-

{Tracy lights Zoo on fire with the flamethrower. Zoo runs off, screaming. Tracy jumps into the manhole. Cut to the sewers. Tracy falls out of the manhole}

TRACY: BOSS WIBBLE... {runs through the sewers}

{cut to a few minutes later, at a power line. A man is there. Tracy runs in and breaks the wire, causing the man to fall to his death}

TRACY: WIN WIBBLE! WIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLE... {falls}

{END CORRESPONDING REALITY}

The End Of The Episode

{fade to black. cut to a hospital via the opening of eyes. Bell, Sarah, and MB are standing around the screen}

IM A BELL: He's waking up!

{camera spins around to show that Tracy is in a hospital bed. his arm is broken and there are bandages around his forehead}

TRACY: Huh? Wh-what happened?

IM A BELL: We don't know. They found you beside a dead guy under a broken power line. Your brain turned to ash, your head was bleeding, and your arm was broken.

TRACY: Strange.

SARAH: Yeah.

TRACY: Hmm... I'm starting to remember what happened...

MATURE BLING: Really? What?

TRACY: Well, it all started wh-

DON SKULL:{wheels in} Hey, has anybody seen a 'shroom I left back at MB's house?

TRACY: ...Where EXACTLY did you put it?

DON SKULL: On the couch.

TRACY: ...YOU ASSHOLE!!! {starts beating up Don Skull}

DON SKULL: HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

IM A BELL: ...Well, I think we know what happened.

DON SKULL: What-Oh. Crap. Um... Am I going to have to pay for this?

IM A BELL: No. He should just fix himself with reality-bending powers.

TRACY:{gets up, transforms into normal} Right. But... {gets in Don Skull, dives him into a wall} That should teach you not to leave your shrooms lying around. Oh, by the way, mushroom, blood, and Tortan? Tastes horrible.

{everyone but Don Skull laughs. He writhes in pain. cut to black. After a few seconds the words "EPISODE 23 PART DEUX: NEVER TRY TO TALK TO YOUR SOUL. HE'S A TOTAL PRICK" appear. Fade to black. Cut to Bling's living room. Bell and co are standing around a Bell clone strapped to an electric chair. There is a wire coming out of the chair. It is glowing}

SARAH: So, wait. WHY are we doing this?

IM A BELL: Why the hell not?

SARAH: Good point.

{Bell becomes Soul Reaper Bell, slices open a hole in the universe, sticks the wire into the hole, and flips the switch, frying the clone, and creating a portal into his mind}

IM A BELL:{transforms back} And now we will see my soul. {enters the portal}

{everyone else follows Bell into the portal. cut to a pink and organic-looking hallway. There are metal doors labeled various things everywhere. A portal appears and everybody steps out of it}

IM A BELL: Well, we're here.

TRACY: But where IS here?

IM A BELL: Inside my mind.

TRACY: ...What.

IM A BELL: I'm serious. This is my mind.

MATURE BLING: ...Hey, what's this door labeled "DO NOT ENTER"? {opens door}

IM A BELL: Hey! Stop tha-

MATURE BLING: ...Huh. I never thought Bell was a furry. ...Among other things.

TRACY:{laughs}

IM A BELL:{eye twitches} GET OUT OF THERE. {grabs Mature Bling, flings him into a wall} Now come on! We're going to my soul.

DON SKULL: Ooh. What's it like?

IM A BELL: I have no idea.

TRACY: So how do we get there?

IM A BELL: At the end of this hallway. Follow me. {starts walking}

{everyone follows Bell. Cut to the end of the hallway. There are two doors. One labeled "COLLECTED SOULS" and the other "BELL'S REAL SOULS". Everyone walks in}

IM A BELL:{reading} "BELL'S REAL SOULS"? What? {opens door} ...What.

MATURE BLING: That's... That's just strange.

{camera spins around to show there are four souls in the room. One is Bell's true hollow form, one is Bell himself, one is Yog Sothoth, and one is Stephen Colbert. The hollow one appears to be slowly sucking the life out of the Colbert one}

BELL SOUL: Huh? Oh, hey. I was exepcting you guys to be here.

IM A BELL: What? How did you-

BELL SOUL: ...I can see anything that happens.

IM A BELL: Of course. So... Why are there four souls in here?

BELL SOUL: We each represent aspects of you. I am your basic emotions, lust, compassion, and pretty much your mind. The hollow is your psychopathy, sociopathy, and where your powers are stored. Yog Sothoth is your envy. And Stephen Colbert is your humanity. As you can see, the hollow is slowly absorbing it.

SARAH: But why Stephen Colbert?

IM A BELL: I used to look like him.

SARAH: Huh.

IM A BELL: Um... Is there any way I can delay my humanity getting destroyed?

BELL SOUL: You already did when you created Ll e bami.

IM A BELL: Well, how long will it take for the hollow me to completely absorb it?

BELL SOUL: About 3 years.

IM A BELL: ...Okay then.

MATURE BLING: Hey, when's this episode gonna-

{cut to black. cue credits}