Records Of Bell/Records/18

Summary

Malifact & Malifact find Bell.

Cast: Tracy, Im a bell, Mature Bling, Sarah, Don Skull, Cloaked Figure 1, Cloaked Figure 2, Chaos

Places: Bling's Living Room, Tokyo, Outside Of Bling's House

Episode Information: 306-Always Inform Your Superiors That You're Moving Halfway Across The World Lest They Find You

Insult: unimaginative insult

Credit Joke: NO

Transcript

{open to Bling's living room. Bell and Tracy are there}

TRACY: Hey, dad.

IM A BELL:{monotone} Insert many, many innuendos here.

TRACY: ...No.

{cue opening theme. cut back to Bling's living room. Everyone's there except MB. He then walks in, holding some mail}

MATURE BLING: Hmm... Bills, bills, bills, latest issue of Penthouse... {throws to Tracy} H-Manga catalog... {squints} Hellish Miniskirts Monthly?

SARAH: Yo.

MATURE BLING:{throws to Sarah} There's one more letter. {reads envelope} It's for Bell. {throws to Bell}

IM A BELL: Oh god. Malifact & Malifact. I completely forgot. Well, it's too late for me to retcon in another paid vacation. {opens letter, reading} "We're here." {stops} What an odd thing to-

{two cloaked figures break down the door. Chaos walks in}

MATURE BLING: ...You're paying for that.

CHAOS: Imothy Bellstrom, Sarah McAllister, Tracy Bellstrom, you three are hereby arrested by the Malifact & Malifact Police.

IM A BELL: Police? Since when did you have police?

CHAOS: We always had them. We just don't tell our employees about them.

IM A BELL: Well, uhh... What's the charge?

CHAOS: You know what the bleeding charge is, you idiot. You three were only going to stay on vacation for a month. It is against our regulations to extend a vacation without prior announcement.

IM A BELL: Just for the record, we only did this because I married Sarah.

CHAOS: Personal relationship with your coworkers. Also against the rules.

IM A BELL: I... Uhh... {kicks Chaos in the nuts, runs out the door} Y'all stay here! DS, come with me!

{Don Skull follows Bell}

CHAOS: Why you... Guards! Make sure they don't escape! {runs after Bell}

CLOAKED FIGURE 1:{grabs Tracy}

TRACY: I could kill you, but I don't want to stain the walls with blood as poor as yours.

CLOAKED FIGURE 2:{reaches for Sarah}

SARAH: HEY! {kicks Cloaked Figure 2 in the stomach}

CLOAKED FIGURE 2:{grabs Sarah by the upper arm, grunts}

SARAH: Eh-DAMMIT, CLICHES!!!!

{cut to a street inside Tokyo. Bell runs in}

IM A BELL: Don Skull! Flight mode!

DON SKULL: Wh-{transforms into a pair of metal wings with his skull on the back. they latch onto Bell} EHH?!

{the golden Bass flies in and transforms into a metal exoskeleton on Bell. The skull upon the wings detaches and attaches to Bell's face}

IM A BELL: This is another piece of technology I designed within your body. It's called the Flightskull.

DON SKULL'S VOICE:{echoey} Huh. Can I use it?

IM A BELL: It requires a body. I'll make a metal dummy when this is over.

DON SKULL'S VOICE: Okay, then.

{Chaos warps in behind Bell}

CHAOS: Zanmato. {preforms a zanmato on Bell}

IM A BELL: ...Ow? Was that supposed to hurt or something?

CHAOS: You smartass.

IM A BELL: I know. {right arm becomes a trigger gauge. Bell flies into the air, charges it, and fires it at Chaos}

CHAOS:{dodges} It's not THAT easy!

IM A BELL: Oh YEAH? {flies at Chaos, stabs him in the face}

CHAOS: ... {pulls trigger gauge out of face} ...That was the stupidest move I have ever seen.

IM A BELL: It was to distract you from THIS! {fires a charged blast from the trigger gauge right into Chaos' face, temporarily destroying his head. Bell flies off}

CHAOS:{head reforms} You've won this round, Bell, but I'll be back!

{cut to the outside of Bling's house. Bel lands and opens the door}

IM A BELL: I'm ba-OH MY GOD!

{cut to inside the house. The two cloaked figures are mutilated, the walls are covered in blood, and Mature Bling and Tracy are laying on the ground, severely injured. Sarah is nowhere to be found}

IM A BELL: What the hell happened here?!

MATURE BLING: Yakuza... Kidnapped Sarah... Nintendo Inc. Building... {falls unconscious}

{the words "to be continued..." appear onscreen. cue credits}