Records Of Bell/Records/7

Summary

Bell and company go on a month-long cruise.

Cast: Im a bell, Bling, Tracy, Kuro, Sarah, Kinzo, Don Skull, Niblet, Worthless Cruise Steward, Hollow Bling

Places: Onboard Restaurant, Deck

Episode Information: 201-Always Retroactively Retcon All Retcons

Insult: mangled sprite sheets

Credit Joke: Retroactively Coach Z

Transcript

{fade from black to Bell and Bling eating breakfast in the onboard restaurant}

IM A BELL: Say, Bling?

BLING: Yeah, what?

IM A BELL: I've been wondering... Whatever happened to Niblet?

BLING: Shh! I'll retcon him in later.

{cue theme song. cut to the deck. Bell and company are there with Niblet}

TRACY: Since when was Niblet-

BLING: He's always been here.

KURO: What? No he ha-

BLING:{preforming a Jedi Mind Trick on everyone} Niblet's always been here.

SARAH: Do you really expect that to w-

EVERYONE BUT SARAH, BLING, BELL, & NIBLET:{monotone & in unison} Niblet's always been here.

SARAH: ... {sighs} Why do I even bother?

KINZO: 'Cause Bell's your boyfriend.

SARAH: That was rhetorical.

KINZO: You're point?

DON SKULL: This is going to be a LOOOONG six episodes...

BLING:{doing another Jedi Mind Trick} You do not know about the TV Show.

DON SKULL: ... {stands on hind legs, blasts a Skull Cannon into Bling's stomach(Bling is in teenage form in this season, throwing him off the side of the cruise ship}

BLING:{reappears behind Don Skull} Oh, that wasn't nice. {kicks Don Skull in the back}

DON SKULL: AARGH. {turns around, transforms into the mecha mode, blasts Bling with the blaster}

BLING:{dodges} NICE TRY!

{the blast hits a worthless cruise steward, destroying him}

DON SKULL: Crap.

BLING: Don't worry. It happens all the time to them.

DON SKULL: Ah. Good. {presses a button on the blaster, it becomes a Trigger Gauge}

BLING: Ooh. Nice.

DON SKULL: Stabbity-stabbity! {stabs Bling in the stomach}

BLING: Ow.

DON SKULL:{fires the gun of the trigger gauge, causing a large blast to come out of Bling's back}

BLING:{eyes widen} AACK-{coughs up blood}

DON SKULL:{flings Bling off of the side of the ship again, fires the trigger gauge at him again}

{cut to Bling. Everything is white. The screen looks like it does in the episode of Dragon Ball Z where Piccolo fuses with Kami. The part where Kami disentegrates, I mean. It looks like that, but instead of Kami it's Teenage Bling. Cut back to on the deck. Sarah is hiding behind Bell}

TRACY: ...Nice.

DON SKULL: Thank you.

{a crack in the air appears behind Don Skull. It rips open into a portal leading to Hell. An Arrancar-like Bling (he looks like Bling's head on a humanoid body in a Soul Reaper uniform[Soul Reaper/Mature Bling], but the right side of his face looks like half of a Gin Ichimaru-like Hollow mask, and the right side of his uniform looks like the Hollow Ichigo's) steps out of it wielding a zanpaku-to that looks like a double-bladed Tensa Zangetsu}

HOLLOW BLING:{in a echoey Gin Ichimaru voice} Hmhmhm. You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Don! Now, this form is MUCH too powerful to fight in on the cruise ship, so we will just have to go to the SkyBattelfield.

DON SKULL: The WHAT?

HOLLOW BLING: The SkyBattelfield. It's a floating wasteland that used to have the Tenkaichi Budokais, and then Chaos' Battel Tournament. But, that tournament's fighters were so powerful, they destroyed the stadium. It would be the PERFECT spot for a battle.

DON SKULL: Hmm... Sounds nice. Tell you what. We'll battle tomorrow.

HOLLOW BLING: Agreed.

KURO: Well, thanks for letting us get all worked up over NOTHING.

HOLLOW BLING:{sarcastically} You're welcome.

KURO: {bleep} off, Bling.

HOLLOW BLING: ... {stabs Kuro in the chest} Rule One Of Hollows; Don't mess with an omnipotent Arrancar.

KURO:{sarcastically} What's the SECOND rule?

HOLLOW BLING: ... {stabs Kuro even farther in the stomach}

KURO: Haha-Ow.

HOLLOW BLING: Urgh. {takes blade out of Kuro}

KURO: Y-you're sparing me?

HOLLOW BLING: No. You're getting blood on my sword. ...PITCH-BLACK blood. ...Or is that ink?

KURO: What?

IM A BELL: Well? Is that blood or ink, squiddy?

{everyone, even Kuro, laughs whole-heartedly. After ten seconds, Kuro keels over. A record scratch sounds. Cue credits}