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Records Of Bell/Records/13
Summary
Bell and Sarah marry
Cast: Sumo Wrestler, Jigglypuff, Announcer, Im a bell, Sarah, Store Owner, Father Koteigainen, Don Skull
Places: Sumo Wrestling Ring, Wedding Shop, Church, Reception
Episode Information: 301-Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring
Insult: anthropomorphic trash cans
Credit Joke: Shonen Jump
Transcript
{open to a sumo wresting ring. A VERY fat sumo wrestler is fighting Jigglypuff}
ANNOUNCER: I can't see any way Jigglypuff can win this!
{Jigglypuff breaks a smashball and uses his final smash, pushing the sumo wrestler out of the ring}
ANNOUNCER: I guess I spoke too soon!
IM A BELL:{walks onscreen} WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SHOW?
{camera swings around to show the announcer is Tracy}
TRACY: THIS! {laughs}
{cue theme song. cut to a wedding shop. Bell and Sarah are looking through the clothes. Bell holds up a red tuxedo}
IM A BELL: What do you think of this?
SARAH: Hmm... Kinda bland.
IM A BELL: Hmm... {blasts tuxedo. it's jacket now has black flames around the bottom and white horns on the shoulders. the pants are now black}
SARAH: NOW it's better!
IM A BELL: Good. Hold on a second. If we're going to film this in Japan, I'll have to do this. {inserts a babelfish into the camera} Now then. {walks up to counter} Excuse me, sir. i'd like to purchase this tuxedo.
STORE OWNER: You ruined it! You have to pay two times the price!
IM A BELL: Which would be?
STORE OWNER: You must pay me 40,000 yen!
IM A BELL: Sure. {reaches into pocket, pulls out 40,000 yen, hands to the store owner} Here you are, sir.
STORE OWNER: Eh-Thank you, sir.
IM A BELL: Sarah! Come on and pick a wedding dress already!
SARAH: Okay, okay! Which is better, a pitch-black one, or a white one with red around the bottom?
IM A BELL: Look, tell ya what! I'll just summon one when we get back.
SARAH: That's sounds fine.
STORE OWNER: Damn godmodders...
{cut to a church. Bell and Sarah are at the podium. Bell is waring the edited tuxedo, and Sarah is wearing a black wedding dress with red around the bottom. The minister is an angry-looking japanese man}
FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:{loud and high-pitched} Do you, Imma... Emo... Emma... H-how do you pronounce this?
IM A BELL: Imothy Albert Bellstrom.
FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: Oh. Okay then. Do you, Imothy Bellstrom, take Sarah McAllister to be your lawfully wedded wife?
IM A BELL: I do.
FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: And do you, Sarah McAllister, take Imothy Bellstrom to be your lawfully wedded husband?
SARAH: I do.
FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: Now, if anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
DON SKULL:{offscreen} He's a freak!
IM A BELL: Screw you, Don Skull!
DON SKULL: 'Kay!
FATHER KOTEIGAINEN: Okay. You may now kiss the bride.
{Bell and Sarah kiss. Cut to the reception}
TRACY: Heh. So you two finally married.
IM A BELL: Yep. Now we don't have to worry about any illegitimate children!
SARAH: Uhh... You didn't have to when we weren't married. Reality-bending powers, remember?
IM A BELL: ...SON OF A-
{cue credits}