Records Of Bell/Records/14

Summary

Bell meets up with an old rival of his.

Cast: Im a bell, Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, Don Skull, Doctor Octopus, Haiachi-Sensei, Aichen

Places: Bling's House, Dojo

Episode Information: 302-Always Check And Make Sure You Have No Rivals Living There Before You Move

Insult: poorly edited George Bush images

Credit Joke: Um... Nobody

Transcript

{open to Bling's house. Everyone is there}

IM A BELL: ... So, um...

SARAH: Yeah...

MATURE BLING: Hmm...

TRACY: Heh.

DON SKULL: Yep.

{pause 5 seconds. Doctor Octopus flies in}

DOC OCK: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAH! {fires his lazer}

{cue theme song. cut back to Bling's house}

TRACY: So, what should we do?

MATURE BLING: Explore Tokyo?

SARAH: But where?

IM A BELL: I suggest we first visit the dojo I used to go to.

DON SKULL: Where?

IM A BELL: You know when I left for Japan and let Bling run my email show for a while?

DON SKULL: No.

SARAH: No.

TRACY: No.

MATURE BLING: Yeah.

IM A BELL: Er, oh yeah. This was before any of you, except Bling of course, were born.

TRACY: Huh.

MATURE BLING: Well, I say we should go. I'd like to see them all again.

{OOC: A few years after Bell returns, he and Bling go back to Japan}

SARAH: Same here!

IM A BELL: Then it's settled! We're going!

{cut to a dojo. Bell and co walk onscreen. A purple-skinned man with sunglasses, brown hair, grey pants, black spiked shoes, and white chest hair is fighting a bald old man with a red sleeveless shirt, tattered blue jeans, a black belt, a black headband, and a large white beard}

IM A BELL:{to the purple-skinned man} Aichen!

AICHEN: Eh? Bell! Bling! How ya doin'? How's Keiko?

{Bell breaks into tears}

AICHEN: What? was it something I said?

MATURE BLING: Keiko is dead.

AICHEN: What? How?

MATURE BLING: Childbirth.

AICHEN: Oy. {to Tracy} By the look of you, I'd think it's YOUR childbirth that killed her?

TRACY: Oh, thanks! Now you've just reminded him!

{Im a bell punches Tracy in the face}

AICHEN: ...I'm not going to say anything about her anymore. Anyways, who are these... Things?

{OOC: You may recall Bell had said in episode 103 that he and his wife met while destroying a city. This is somewhat true. Bell and Keiko met, and then she advised him to go to the dojo she was training at}

MATURE BLING: Get ahold of yourself, dammit. {smacks Bell} Anyways, The car is Don Skull, The fourth Skullbuggy.

AICHEN: Fourth?

MATURE BLING: Yes. There are five. SkullB, Number Two, Edward Skullington III, Don Skull, and Number Five.

AICHEN: Huh.

MATURE BLING: Anyways, the brit is Tracy, and the woman is Bell's new wife, Sarah. They just got married yesterday.

AICHEN: Ah. Nice to meet you.

SARAH: Nice to meet you. Say, who's the lecherous old pedophile?

OLD MAN: For your information, I'm not a pedophile. But I AM lecherous. VERY lecherous. And my name is Haiachi.

IM A BELL: Say, Haiachi-sensei?

HAIACHI: Yes, Bell?

IM A BELL: Ever since we've met, you seemed to act like you already had known me. Why?

HAIACHI: Bell, I AM you. Well, a future you.

IM A BELL: What are you talking about? I've SEEN my future, right up until a day before I die. It's impossible for you to be me.

HAIACHI: I'm you from an alternate universe. A universe where you never met Keiko.

IM A BELL: Huh. Is this the same universe where I become Scythedon, and my little brother is Dave Anez?

HAIACHI: No. Definitely not. Do I LOOK sane to you?

IM A BELL: No, no you don't. So, um... Yeah. Aichen, you wanna fight?

AICHEN: Sure, why not?

IM A BELL: I must warn you. I did not show my full power when we first met.

AICHEN: Neither did I.

IM A BELL: HAAAA!!!! {transforms into Pure Watashi}

AICHEN: Bringing out Pure Watashi already? So predictable.

PURE WATASHI: Yes... HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! {transforms into Subspace Bell}

AICHEN: Is-is that Demon Bell?

SUBSPACE BELL: Not exactly. He's really Subspace Bell, a being mixed between 9 and Demon Bell. He's my second destined form.

AICHEN: How many are there?

SUBSPACE BELL: Three. The first is Pure Watashi.

AICHEN: And the third?

SUBSPACE BELL: THIS! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {transforms into Perfect Bell} PERFECT BELL!

AICHEN: Ooh. Impressive. Now, WITNESS MY TRUE FORM! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! {hair spikes up and turns blonde. long, brown hair grows in the back. a skull tattoo forms on his forehead. his eyes turn red. his pants turn black. his shoes become turquoise with back stripes. dark red gloves form on his hands. his sunglasses turn orange. black wings grow on his back} HYPER AICHEN!

PERFECT BELL: That's... Unimpressive.

AICHEN: What? What do you mean?

PERFECT BELL: You appear to not have increased your power that well. It seems to me that you designed this expecting those you face to run away when they see this form, not wanting to know how powerful you've become.

AICHEN: Well, um, you're absolutely right.

PERFECT BELL: Tell ya what. I'll transform into Soul Reaper Bell for ya. That's about the same strength you have now.

AICHEN: Hmm... Okay. That sounds fair.

PERFECT BELL:{transforms into Soul Reaper Bell} There. Now then. {jumps up, pulls out a wooden katana, lights it on fire. it transforms into something similar to a flaming Zangetsu, swings it at Aichen}

AICHEN:{dodges it} Aah! Hrm... {pulls out a shuriken and snaps it in half. the shuriken pieces enlarge and attach to Aichen's foreams. they then turn into blades. Aichen starts swinging his arms at Bell}

SOUL REAPER BELL: Aah! {dodges, flings flaming sword at Aichen, stabbing him}

AICHEN: AACK. {pulls sword out, snaps it in half. Aichen absorbs the sword halves, and his right forearm becomes a rapier. The other arm becomes a Trigger Gauge}

SOUL REAPER BELL: Well, there's plenty more where that came from! {pulls out a golden zanpakuto} Freeze... Zurui Kin! {the zanpakuto splits into five swords. they all fly at Aichen, stabbing him in the heart. he turns into A golden statue. they then slice the statue in half, revealing a severely hurt Aichen(original form)}

AICHEN: Urgh. Bell, you've won today. But this won't be the last time we meet. I will train for many days, and I will return in an even more powerful form! I SWEAR IT!

SOUL REAPER BELL: Oh sure you will. Oh, by the way, you should get that checked.

AICHEN: Huh? {notices a hole rapidly growing on his chest} DAMMIT, BELL! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU IN SOUL REAPER FORM! But trust me. I will take control of my hollow form, and KILL YOU! {fades away}

SOUL REAPER BELL: ...Ah, well.

{cue credits}