Records Of Bell/Records/12

Summary

The freakish five leave the cruise and move to Japan. Oh yeah, and did I mention Bell proposes?

Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Mature Bling, Sarah, Don Skull,

Places: Wiki City Dock, Bell's House. Bling's House, Tokyo, Bell's House In Japan, Bling's House In Japan

Episode Information: 206-Never End A Relationship With A Clingy Girlfriend In A Knife Shop

Insult: thinly-veiled H2G2 references

Credit Joke: Douglas Adams

Transcript

{open to Bell doing the Caramelldansen next to Tracy}

TRACY: This is MADNESS!

IM A BELL: Madness? This. IS. CARAMELL! {uses hip to knock Tracy into a pit, continues dancing}

{cue theme song. cut to the Wiki City dock. Bell and co are leaving the cruise ship. cut to Bell's house. They all walk onscreen carrying luggage}

IM A BELL: Boy, that was fun, wasn't it?

MATURE BLING: Yeah.

TRACY: Uh huh.

SARAH: Yep.

DON SKULL: Meh.

IM A BELL: ...Right. Well, don't bother unpacking. Pack more.

TRACY: What? Why?

SARAH: We're all moving to Japan.

MATURE BLING: Really? Why Japan?

IM A BELL: I've always wanted to live in Tokyo.

MATURE BLING: I thought you wanted to live in Russia.

IM A BELL: Tokyo's more relevant to Sarah's interests.

DON SKULL: Define "interests".

IM A BELL: If we did we'd get cancelled.

MATURE BLING: So that's the second...

IM A BELL: What?

MATURE BLING: There are two things mentioned so far in the show that would get us cancelled that involves Sarah.

IM A BELL: What's the first?

MATURE BLING: In episode 103 Sarah mentioned a red skull tattoo that cannot be shown on daytime television.

SARAH: Huh? {gestures toward right arm} It's right h-Ohh, that tattoo.

MATURE BLING: Right. Now, I propose we stop this before Fox Executive Super Sam kills us.

EVERYONE ELSE: Agreed.

IM A BELL: Wait. "Propose"? That reminds me. {reaches into pocket}

TRACY: FINALLY!

DON SKULL: What-

IM A BELL:{takes out a small box, gets down on one knee. is increasingly blushing} Sarah McAllister, will you... marry me? {opens box to reveal a gold ring with a chaos emerald on it. The left side of the emerald is yellow, the right side purple, the bottom tip green, the inner left orange, and the inner right blue}

SARAH: Wh-what in GOD'S NAME is that gem on the ring?

IM A BELL: ...Is that a no?

SARAH: Of course not!

IM A BELL: Hooray!

SARAH: We'll get married tomorrow in Tokyo.

IM A BELL: Good.

SARAH:{to everyone but Bell} Get out. NOW.

{everybody but Sarah and Bell run out of the house. Cut to Bling's house next door}

MATURE BLING: We shouldn't go back there for a few hours.

TRACY: Eep.

{cut back to Bell's house to a few hours later. Everyone is carrying even more suitcases}

IM A BELL: Alright. Let's go.

{everyone exits the house. cut to an airport in Tokyo. A plane lands. Bell and co exit the plane}

IM A BELL: Well, here we are. Tokyo. Our new home.

SARAH: Why do I have the feeling I left the coffee pot on?

IM A BELL: I doubt it, considering you have it with you. ...And that I destroyed our houses.

SARAH: Oh. Good.

TRACY: So, where do we live?

IM A BELL: I've found two houses side by side in the Ginza district.

MATURE BLING: ...The district with the most expensive real estate on Terra?

IM A BELL: Yep.

MATURE BLING: How'd you afford them?

IM A BELL: I have powers to create money. How else?

MATURE BLING: ...How in God's name haven't you been put in prison yet?

IM A BELL: Simple. Everybody knows you can't confine me within anything.

MATURE BLING: Good point. Now, why do we need to houses?

IM A BELL: One's for me and Sarah, and the other's for you three.

MATURE BLING: And why did you decide to-Wait, don't answer that.

{cut to two houses in the Ginza district. From now on they are to be referred to as Bell's House and Bling's House}

IM A BELL: Okay. This is me and Sarah's house, and this is your's.

MATURE BLING: Got it.

IM A BELL: Well, we'll see ya tomorrow.

{everybody enters their respective homes. fade to black. cue credits}