Records Of Bell/Records/30.5

Summary

The Skullbuggies leave to go live with their family in Decentville.

Cast: Im a bell, Sarah, Tracy, Don Skull/Number Four, Daigo/Number Five

Places: Bell's Mailbox, Mature Bling's Living Room, Decentville Airport

Insult: Raikus

Credit Joke: Skullbuggy

Episode Information: S01-Never Throw Out A Live Hermit Crab

Transcript

{open to Bell standing beside his mailbox looking at his mail. He holds up a letter}

IM A BELL: "Skullivan D. Buggy"? What does he want with me? {rips open the letter, reads it. His eyes bulge}

{cue opening theme. Cut to MB's living room. Everyone except Bell is there. Soon, he busts into the room, crying}

SARAH: Jesus, what's wrong with you?!

IM A BELL:{crying heavily} D-Do-D-Don-Don Sk-Don-D-Don Sku-

TRACY: GET ON WITH IT!

IM A BELL: D-DON SKULL AND DAIGO ARE LEAVING!

EVERYONE BUT BELL: WHAT?!!

IM A BELL: Y-yeah. S-Skullbuggy sent us a letter saying he's taking them back.

MATURE BLING: I can't believe it...

DON SKULL: Neither can I!

DAIGO: I can.

{pause for five seconds}

SARAH: ...Soooooooooo, I guess that means you two are Number Four and Number Five now, eh?

DON SKULL/NUMBER FOUR: I suppose so.

SARAH: Hmm...

NUMBER FOUR: Well, we better get packing. It's a LOOOONG way to Decentville.

IM A BELL: Here, I'll go help you.

NUMBER FOUR: Alright.

{Number Four, Bell, and Number Five walk offscreen}

TRACY: ...I guess I'll help N-

NUMBER FIVE:{offscreen} I DON'T NEED ANY DAMN HELP.

TRACY: ...Oookay...

{cut to Number Four's room. Bell is sitting on his bed}

IM A BELL: So, what do you think we should do with this room now that you're leaving?

NUMBER FOUR:{unseen} Hell, I don't know. Ah! Here we go!

{a suitcase flies out of the closet and hits Bell in the face}

IM A BELL: OW! DAMN!

NUMBER FOUR:{steps out of the closet} Sorry!

IM A BELL: It's fine. Wait, you don't wear any clothes. What are you bringing?

NUMBER FOUR: Well... My CDs, my laptop, my-

IM A BELL: Since when did you have a laptop?

NUMBER FOUR: No idea.

IM A BELL: ...Whatever. ...What else?

NUMBER FOUR: Hmm... My collection of Transformers, my swords... I think that's it.

IM A BELL: ...Okay.

{cut to outside MB's home. Number Four and Number Five are getting in a taxi. Everyone else are standing beside them, crying}

IM A BELL: Well, g-goodbye guys.

TRACY: Will we ever see you again?

NUMBER FOUR: Sure, anyt-

NUMBER FIVE: NO.

{Number Five slams the taxi door shut and it drives off. Pause for a few seconds of crying. A plane flies overhead}

IM A BELL: ...If anyone asks, they died in an accident that cannot be mentioned.

TRACY: Agreed.

MATURE BLING:{raises eyebrow, walks offscreen} Hey, Number Five forgot his stuff!

IM A BELL: LET'S BURN IT!

{cut to an airport with a sign in front of it labeled "Decentville Airport". Number Four and Number Five walk onscreen}

NUMBER FIVE: I feel like I'm forgetting someth-DAMMIT.

{cut to a few days later. Everyone, sans Number Four, Number Five, of course, and MB are watching The SkullB Show}

IM A BELL: ...Wh-

TRACY: FFFF-

SARAH: ...I honestly don't remember this happening.

IM A BELL: "How did I come from you?!"? What the hell? You're as addicted to porn as I am!

TRACY: I know!

IM A BELL: ...And, I hated Five, but...

TRACY: Wait, was that actually a real letter from SkullB?

IM A BELL: Yeah, I got it right here! {pulls out a letter}

Dear Mr. Bellstrom,
I have spoken to, it pains me to type this, Daigo over the phone, and we have decided that him and Don Skull will live in Decentville. Don Skull will stay with the Cohens, and Daigo will stay with Number Two. Or they will, until they find another home.
Skullivan D. Buggy

P.S. Don Skull will be repainted, to match his original appearance.
P.P.S. This repaint may affect his brain chip, altering his memory slightly.

P.P.P.S. I will likely not remember writing this letter, as I usually forget doing stuff when it's 3:00 AM.

TRACY: ...Well, THAT explains a lot.

SARAH: Yea-

{MB runs in carrying a laptop with the Wild Mass Guessing page on it}

MATURE BLING: HEY GUYS LET'S GET A CAT SKULLB SAYS WE SHOULD

IM A BELL: HOW ABOUT NO

MATURE BLING: OKAY

{cue credits, except the music has been replaced by the music in the credits from that one Futurama episode. You know the one. Oh, and the background visuals have been replaced by images of DS and Daigo doing stuff}