Records Of Bell/Records/8

Summary

Hollow Bling battles Don Skull.

Cast: Hollow Bling, Im a bell, Don Skull, Basskull, Mature Bling, Full Hollow Bling

Places: Deck, Black Screen of Continuity, SkyBattelfield

Episode Information: 202-Never Battle The Dead Or The Immortal, Because Either Way You Can't Kill Them

Insult: sick little monkeys

Credit Joke: ope55ikyoriuyeyuirSorry about that. My cat hit the keyboard

Transcript

{fade from black to the cruise ship deck. Hollow Bling is standing there}

IM A BELL:{walks onscreen} Hey, swastika-sword.

HOLLOW BLING: IT'S A MANJI, DAMMIT! {chases Bell offscreen}

{cue theme song. Cut to the BSoC}

NARRATOR: Last time on Records Of Bell, Hollow Bling challenged Don Skull to a battle on the SkyBattelfield, the site of Chaos' Battels Tournament.

{cut to the SkyBattelfield. Hollow Bling and Don Skull(robot form) are standing there, facing eachother. Everyone else is watching from the sidelines}

HOLLOW BLING: So, Don Skull. Are you ready to DIE?

DON SKULL: Are you?

HOLLOW BLING:{sarcastically} Oh, nice comeback.

DON SKULL:{sarcastically} Thank you.

HOLLOW BLING: Look, let's stop with the not-so-witty banter. We've already pissed off Wiki City-

DON SKULL: And Canada.

HOLLOW BLING:{sighs} Wiki City AND CANADA because of last episode.

DON SKULL: Right.

IM A BELL: READYYYYYYYYYYYY... FIGHT!

HOLLOW BLING:{pulls zanpakuto out of hilt} Control. SHUJIN! {the zanpakuto converts into the two-sided Tensa Zangetsu. Hollow Bling starts spinning it. he moves his arm toward Don Skull}

DON SKULL: IT WON'T BE THAT EASY! {jumps onto the sword, flips over so his Trigger Gauge is holding him up. The Trigger Gauge starts spinning. Don Skull jumps down and drills into Hollow Bling's stomach. He then fires the Trigger Gauge}

HOLLOW BLING: THAT WON'T WORK! {moves arm toward Don Skull's neck}

DON SKULL: AAH! {head retracts into body. He starts rumbling} What-

IM A BELL: IT'S ANOTHER FEATURE OF YOUR ROBOT FORM!

DON SKULL: Hmm. Good. {his legs stick out horizontally and move upward to the stomach. much steel covers his whole body and binds his arms and legs into larger arms. His head re-extends from his chest} What? I don't have any legs?

IM A BELL: WAIT FOR IT...!

{a golden Bass flies in. His head disconnects and flies off. His torso splits in half, and it becomes part of his lower body. Metal encases it. Don Skull flies onto the lower torso and connects to it. Golden metal encases everything but his head. The Bass head flies down, the face retracts, and the helmet attaches onto Don Skull's head. Optimus Prime's mouth cover forms around the head's mouth}

DON SKULL: What's THIS now?!

IM A BELL: ITS CALLED THE BASSKULL!

BASSKULL: I see! Thanks!

IM A BELL: YOU'RE WELCOME!

BASSKULL: Now then. ...Wait. Where's my Trigger Gauge?

IM A BELL: JUST THINK ABOUT IT!

BASSKULL: Okay... {concentrates, his left arm splits into multiple sheets of metal, and bands back. a trigger gauge extends from it} Ooh. Nice. Now then. If I know anything about hollows... {stabs Hollow Bling in the forehead}

HOLLOW BLING:{becomes Mature Bling, but quickly transforms back} I'm much too strong to be defeated like THAT! {moves arm towards Basskull's stomach, slicing it}

BASSKULL:{liquid metal forms around the hole. it solidifies} Hmm. Nice. Now then. I'll try somewhere else. {gets the Trigger Gauge to spin again, stabs Hollow Bling in the chest, fires the Trigger Gauge}

HOLLOW BLING:{a rusty chain link falls out of the hole. HB's eyes widen} YOU IDIOT! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

BASSKULL: What?

HOLLOW BLING: THAT WAS AN ARTIFICIAL SOUL CHAIN! IT'S THE ONLY THING HOLDING BACK-AAAAAARGH!!!!!! {the mask covers his whole face. the zanpakuto fades away. his left arm becomes the same as his right. A long, black tail forms. His clothes shed away, revealing an all-white hollow body with red spiky hands, and black hawk-like feet. His arms bulge,and rip in half, forming two more arms. This is Full Hollow Bling} Grrr... {starts clawing at Basskull}

BASSKULL: ARGH. Thank GOD for this liquid metal healing power.

FULL HOLLOW BLING:{slashes at a not-fully-healed wound on Basskull's leg. It malfunctions and explodes. All of the metal casing retracts, Basskull transforms back into the robot mode, except the golden bass helmet is still on his head}

DON SKULL: Rrrgh. I can't fight that thing in THIS form!

IM A BELL: DON'T WORRY, DON! I'LL TAKE YOUR PLACE! {charges at Full Hollow Bling. FHB smacks him away} You're on your own, kid.

DON SKULL: Crap. Hmm... Wait. This helmet seems to be the source of the Basskull powers... {concentrates, his right arm transforms into an arm twice the size of a normal arm. Spikes extend from it's knuckles. A power cell forms on the forearm. Don charges it, and the arm starts to glow. He swings it at FHB's face. It connects, and it shatters the mask. FHB's clothes and zanpakuto reform, and he transforms into Mature Bling}

MATURE BLING: Urgh. Thank you, Don. You've defeated the evil Hollow inside me. If there's anything you want me to do for you, just ask.

DON SKULL: Can you give me Soul Reaper powers?

MATURE BLING: You're a robot. That'd be impossible.

DON SKULL: Oh. Crap.

{everybody laughs. Fade to black. Cue credits}