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Marissa checks her first email.
CAST:Marissa, Albino, Zorax, unknown man, Dot
SETTING: The hospital lounge, Marissa's room, Zorax's room, a hospital room

Transcript

{cuts to a workers lounge in the hospital. Marissa is on a chair there, reading a magazine. she's wearing a teal watch}

MARISSA: {looks at her watch} Oh yeah! I need to check an email! {presses a button on the watch. a msmall screen pops op on it, and the camera zooms in on it.}

Music

Dear Z.

I'm a huge music collector, and I
was wondering what music do you
listen to

With Hate,
Ryan "The Fluffy-Bunny" Fujioshi

MARISSA: Okay, first off, zoo's out of the buisness. And out of a living body. Second off, I like to listen to different kinds of music at different times.

{cuts to marissa's room. marissa is in her bed, asleep. soft bass music is coming from a cd player}

MARISSA: {voice over} I like to listen to yo-yo ma when I'm trying to fall asleep. Albino's screeching from the closet also helps. {sudednly, alibno falls out of the closed, wrapped up in duct tape. marissa smiles.}

{cuts to zorax's room. zorax is asleep}

MARISSA: Although, I also sometimes listen to death metal. {mairssa opens the door, wiht the CD player playing death metal at full volume. zorax suddenly scrambles out of bed, frightened.} Tell me that's not awesome.

{cuts to a hospital room. a man is on a bed. marissa is there, holding a clip board. On it, it shows deterioration health rates. happy video game is playing}

MARISSA: {voice over} In order to add onto someones pain, I like to play nice, soft music that calms them down.

{cuts to the same scene. the clip board shows increasing health, and depressing video game music is playing in the background.}

MARISSA: It also adds on to the happpiness if you use sad music.

{cuts back to the lounge.}

MARISSA: And, that's what kind of music I like. Well, I gotta {dot walks in} get back to wor-

DOT: This is not when you end an email!

MARISSA: What do you mean?

DOT: You need ot add more humor to the email, and make it longer!

MARISSA: What?

DOT: Have you not watched any of the other emails?

MARISSA: Yes!

DOT: After season 1?

MARISSA: Nope!

DOT: Have you even gotten out of this lounge for the entire email?

MARISSA: Nope!

DOT: And why am I still yelling at you?

MARISSA: Because I was being lazy for this entire email.'

DOT: Just give the people a tour of this hospital.

MARISSA: I would, if it weren't for one thing.

DOT: The camera running out of film.

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Easter Eggs

After seven seconds, the screen fades off, the paper remaining.

Fun Facts

  • Im the last email, the characters decided marissa would fill in for zoo in the email show.
    • Marissa also said her computer should be on a watch.
  • Zoo has decided that marissa will permanantly take over the email show, and zoo will stay deceased. He will change the page names after email 75 (end of this season.)