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Summary

The last part of the blast from the past series. Ozz tries to kill zoo and albino.

CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Sir Strong Bad, Strong Man, Ozz799

SETTING: An old timey factory, Old timey street, Old timey sewer, The motel room, A random house, Old timey Street (easter egg)

Transcript

{cuts to strong man and sir strong bad closing in on zoo and albino. albino shivers, but then jump, he begins dragging zoo by his feet}

ZOO977: Where are you taking me?

ALBINO: Jump! {jumps into an open manhole. a big KABOOM! is heard. cuts to inside a sewer. albino now has a bright red scar.}

ZOO977: Well, at least we're safe. {zoo and albino walk off screen. a red set of eyes can be seen in one tunnel. cuts to a weird tunnel, where theres a ladder}

ALBINO: I don't care how slippery the bars are, we need to climb up!

ZOO977: WOAH! {falls into the muck back first} Great. We have two maniacs trying to kill us and were stuck in the sewer.

??????: Thats not the worst of it.

ALBINO: Who said that?!?!

ZOO977: I dunno...

??????: How could you forget... {walks out of the shadows it looks like marissa, but wearing a white outfit. she wears a whole head mask, and has a kanata in her belt} ...your sister?

ZOO977: Ozz?!? Wh-why are you here? As a white ninja? Pirate? Radio station? Zombie?

OZZ799: You neglected me! Ignored me! And everyone payed attention to you. Well, {takes out kanata} Not anymore!

ZOO977: RUUUUN! {grabs albino, climbs the ladder. cuts to the motel room. albino and hardhat are panting}

ALBINO: Are you sure she won't find us?

ZOO977: I put a steel plate over the window, and closed it. I did the same with the eye hole. {sits down at the fancy} Email time! {clicks email}

<block quote class="Zoo2">
Dear Zoo977, Greetings! I have came back from
the dead and came to kill you for
my revenge!
Great hate,
Ozz779 </blockquote>

ZOO977: I'm pretty sure we've covered that already. Now, how do we get rid of you?

{cuts to an old timey street. sir strong bad and strong man are walking around.}

SIR STRONG BAD: Where is that man? He hasn't yet learned his lesson!

{suddenly, the manhole moves. Ozz jumps out}

OZZ799: Tell me where Zoo977 is RIGHT NOW!

STRONG MAN: (There are ninjas in 1936?)

OZZ799: Deal with it. Besides, who hates ninjas?

SIR STRONG BAD: You are after zoo, too?

OZZ799: Yes I am. What are you after him for?

STRONG MAN: (We've had a grudge for a while now.)

OZZ799: I think I know where he might be. Follow me.

{Everyone leaves. a bit of the grass turns green. cuts back to the motel room}

ALBINO: I think we should just go back!

ZOO977: But how can we do that?

ALBINO: You think I left home without {holds up a purple book} Physics of the impossible?

ZOO977: Ok...

{a black screen appears, labeled 4 days later. cuts to outside, where theres a strange machine. A ton of grass is green now. zoo and albino enter the machine}

ALBINO: Just a few seconds and-

OZZ799: {offscreen} GET HIM!!! {runs on, with strong man and sir strong bad. as the machine begins to fade, ozz toches is, and fades with it. when its gone, sir strong bads foot gets colored}

SIR STRONG BAD: What disease has come to me? NOOO!

{cuts to a street. ozz, zoo, and albino appear. crashes into a house, zoo and albino into shrubs. they look around}

ALBINO AND ZOO977: Welcome back! {run offscreen}

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Click here to
Email Zoo
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Easter eggs

Click on ozz when she first appears to make her suit black for the rest of the toon.

Click on the shrub zoo crashed into to see the old timey field in color.

Fun Facts

"white ninja pirate radio station" and "STRONG MAN: (There are ninjas in 1936?)

OZZ799: Deal with it. Besides, who hates ninja's?" are refferences to Destroy All Humans 2: Make war, not love.

Physics of the Impossible Is an acctual book.