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Zoo's funeral is held.
CAST: Marissa, Maloa, Albino, Zorax, Dot, Nicholas, Wendy, Yvonne, Larry, Xaviar
SETTING: Marissa's foyer, inside Wendy's car, a boat yard, Ship 17, the captains cabin

Transcript

{cuts to the foyer. marissa, maloa, and albino are there, putting on jackets. the three walk outside. cuts to inside the car. marissa sits down, nex to zorax}

MARISSA: I might as well check my email. {opens the screen}

Highwai 2 Hells

Are you on the HIGH WAY TA' HELL?
-ACDCFan2324

MARISSA: I'm not. Zoo is on a high way to heaven, though.

ZORAX: Why are you checking your email on the way to the funeral?

MARISSA: Because I need something to help drown my sorrows.

ZORAX: An email about death is not going to help you forget death.

{cuts to a boat yard. dot and nicholas come up to a woman with a checklist}

DOT: Hello.

NICHOLAS: We're here for a funeral.

WOMAN: And who is the deceased?

DOT: Hardhat runner.

WOMAN: Boat 17.

{cuts to onboard of a ship. wendy, nicholas, dot, albino, marissa, zorax, yvonne, and larry are there, surrounding a coffin. malopa is there, holding a book}

MALOA: We are here today for the funeral of-

LARRY: We all know who died.

MALOA: Thank you, pushy. Hardhat was a-

LARRY: -Truely great friend, blah blah blah. Are you reciting generic funeral transcript?

MALOA: Do you think you could do a better funeral?

LARRY: Probably.

MALOA: Fine. {hands larry the book, walks into the crowd}

LARRY: {kicks the coffin into the water} There.

MARISSA: That's not a funeral!

DOT: AT least maloa trained!

LARRY: He traiend as much as I did.

ALBINO: I'm gonna go talk to Xaviar.

{cuts to the captains cabin. instead of steering, xaviar is reading a magazine. albino walks in}

ALBINO: Hey, why aren't you steering?

XAVIAR: Because I accidentally superglued the wheel in place.

ALBINO: Idiot! {leaves}

XAVIAR: Woohoo! Two points! {writes something on a sheet of paper.}

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Easter eggs

Click on the paper xaviar is holding to see a buoy. it is a small patch with flowers, photos, and a few trinkets surrounding a grave for zoo

Fun facts

• This is the first mention of Xaviar's score sheet.

The wierdo's revealed Anime, Crazy train, Challange, Elephant, Dot, Diet, Money, Larry, A or B, Cereal, Grammer, Transform, Bicee, Cry The anger in the nutshell Destruction, Name, Jungle, Conondrum, The baloney man, Blast from the Past 1, 2, 3, Beach, Superhero, Zaland, Current Events, Meat, Adult, Revenge, Hack Hidden talents Hatred, Cream, Allergies, Some fame, Cooking, Burfday, Sacrifice, Atlantis, Programs, Music, Hell, Water park, Fenri, Dancing, Energy The maloa cronicles Happy, Suzuki, Counterfiet, Magic, Favorites, Rumors, Extreme, Chris, Izzy, Attempt, Directions, Soap, Reality, Kaboom, Strong Intelligent Marissa takes over Taste, Zoo, Funeral, The island, Disaster, Kalt, New, Plans, Not goodnessosity, Last chance, Arrival, What's christmas?, Neglect, Planning, Packing A vacation to remember Planeport, Ouch, Animals, At home, Plants, Fourth class La Grande Finale Potion