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Wiki User Email Zoo977/cry
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Summary
Zoo uses a box-puter to tell how he can hurt homestar.
CAST: Zoo, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Coach Z (easter egg)
SETTING: Zoo's bedroom, The Field
Transcript
ZOO977: {Grumbles, walks up to a tiny blue computer on his desk} Time to check an email on the box-puter...
Dear Zootopia,
Ryan B-Fox
Wassup? I wondering if you've ever made anyone cry.
ZOO977: Well, blue fox, I can make someone cry. Lets do some examinations on homestar.
{cuts to the field. homestar is standing there.}
ZOO977: First of all, theres wrestling moves. The half nelson... {zoo runs up, and does a half nelson on homestar} The quarter nelson... {does a quarter nelson on homestar} And the full Nathan. {a hotdog with mustard falls on homestar. he topples over}
STRONG SAD: What about reading?
HOMESTAR: Oh, hi, dork sad.
STRONG SAD: {opens a book} This is spot.
HOMESTAR: {clutches his head} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ZOO977: But if you want me to hurt strong sa...
STRONG SAD: What?
ZOO977: I loves dunking him into pits of red ants! {a giant pit appears, full of red ants strong sad falls in, and the pit closes} Now, back to homestar. You can give him a bet!
{strong bad walks up to homestar}
STRONG BAD: I bet you can't beat yourself in a fight.
HOMESTAR: I most certainly can! {begins to kick and punch himself} {weakly} See?
ZOO977: then I like to put marshmallows in a soda can, and put it in a freezer.
{a soda can appears in a freezer}
HOMESTAR: MARSHMALLOWS! {continuously rams into the door}
ZOO977: He makes a pretty good hurting test subject if you didn't realize that. I've tested toys, bathtubs, and foods on him!
HOMESTAR: So those weren't treats?!?
ZOO977: Shut up.
HOMESTAR: Anyways, Ima go do something stupid.
ZOO977: Why?
HOMESTAR: m... I haven't thought that far yet.
{cuts back to zoos bedroom}
ZOO977: Now to check my bank account. {opens bank_account_balance.exe} WOW! I can get a new computer now! {runs off}
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Easter eggs
Click zoos account balance ($80,000) to see the logo for coach z's banking.
Fun Facts
- This is the first time zoo uses the box-puter.
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