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Wiki User Email Zoo977/larry
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Summary
Sailoshy asks zoo about enemies, and nearly gets arrested!
Cast: Zoo, Albino, Homestar, Strong sad, Homsar, Strong bad, Strong mad, Marzipan, Dot, Larry, Police, Douxregaurd(?), Ethan, child 1-up
Setting: Zoos bedroom, the library, the baseball feild, larry's house, zoos living room, court, jail (easter egg)
Transcript
ZOO977: I need to check my email more often.
Dear Zoo977,
Salioshy
Have you ever had a very close friend, then you kicked them and they weren't your friend anymore? It happens to me every week.
ZOO977: Only one: Larry.
ALBINO: {walks up} Is this going to be another story?
ZOO977: Follow me.
{cuts to albino and zoo at the library}
ZOO977: {pulls a folder off a shelf} I keep all of my folders here. {opens it. there is a picture of a homeschool wearing a yellow shirt in it, and there is a biography} This is a bio on larry. He was my best friend, but a game of baseball ruined it all.
{cuts to the baseball field. zoo is running to home, homestar, strong sad, and homsar are in outfeild. strong bad, strong mad, and marzipan are on first, second and first. dot is pitcher, and larry is catcher. zoo trips}
REFFEREE: And your out!
ZOO977: Darn it! {kicks some dust, but accidentally kicks larry}
LARRY: What was that for?!?
ZOO977: What was what for?
LARRY:' {kicks zoo in the legs} There!
ZOO977: Why you... {the two get into a fight. every one but dot run up to help. instead, she throws a base ball at larry, but hits strong bad. strong mad attempts to get revenge on dot, and hits homestar, marzipan, and homsar out of the way. they run up, turning out to hit strong sad, larry, and the referee. a big fight starts. police men arrive, and drag everyone away. eventually, a big fight starts between the fans, players, and police}
ALBINO: Where was I when that happened?
ZOO977: You were not adopted yet.
STRONG SAD: How old were you then?
ZOO977: 8.
ALBINO: Why don't you get revenge on him?
ZOO977: Hm...
{cuts to a silhouette of a house at night. zoo runs in}
ZOO977: Now to be very careful. {walks in. he trips, and turns the lights and TV on} Oops. {attempts to turn off the TV, but trips and pushes the max volume button. he also pushes an arm chair, and everything falls sown in a big crash.} Oh great. {runs into the bedroom. larry's in his bed, sound asleep.} Thats lucky. {pulls out some shaving cream, covers larry in it. douxregaurd rizes from a box} Good thing no ones watching this! {runs out. cuts to his house}
ETHAN: Where were you?
ZOO977: Never mind that.
{cuts to the next day.}
ZOO977: {comes into the living room} Good morning. {picks up the news paper. gets an uh-oh expression.} Who would do this?
ETHAN: Do what?
{zoo flips the paper around. it shows a picture of larry in his house, which is all messed up. the headline is citizens house sabataged}
ALBINO: Thats awful!
HOMESTAR: {runs in} Everyone needs to meet at the court immediately!
{cuts to everyone at the court}
LARRY: I don't have a suspect, but I do keep a camera hidden at my house! Unluckily for me, it only shows black and white film in it. {he holds up douxregaurd, and removes a camera. everyone gasps} And here is the film! {a screem comes down. it shows zoo wearing a black homestar shirt, and a bag over his head.} So, I have lowered the number of suspects to three. {the lights dim.} Homestar, {a light appears over homestar}, Zoo {a light shines on him}, and homestar and marzipans child, 1-up! {you know the drill.} And I hear that the cheat saw the entire scene! {he stands up}
THE CHEAT: (thanks. now, I can reacognise one thing. Only homestar is stupid enough to wear his own clothes, and a bag over his head while sabbatoging something.) {everyone leaves, and come back after 4 seaconds}
HOMESTAR: Thank you, the cheat. We have come to beleive Im guilty. I know, such a rat would do such a thing! {everyone chuckles, the police take him away. cuts back to zoo's bedroom}
ZOO977: So there you have it, lynda. And thanks for helping get homestar framed for my own crime!
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Easter eggs
Click on homestar when he says such a rat, to see homestar as a rat.
Click on framed to see homestar in jail.
Easter egg transcrpt
- {homestar is in a jail cell, with a depressed expression}
- HOMESTAR: {sighs} I miss that freakin' robot.
Fun facts
A freakin' robot is a reference to the fluffy puff marshmallow commercial.
Thirty to fourty emails after this email was written, zoo reused larry.
After zoo moved, he realized his view of larrys house was actually a view of his future house.
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