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Wiki User Email Zoo977/chris
Contents
About
Chris interlopes with the show.
CAST: Chris, Xaviar, a news reporter, Zoo977, Albino, Zprax, Yvonne, Wendy, DJ, Izzy
SETTING: Total Drma Island, Zoo's living room, The pool room, a grocery store, the upstairs hall, Xaviar's room
Transcript
{cuts to TDI's dock of shame. chris is standing there}
CHRIS: Last time on Wiki User Email Zoo977! {appropriate clips begin playing} Xaviar freaked out when an unreliable news crew found a piece of blue fabric. He suspects Vinera's ead. And, zoo found out about albino's... disturbing... habit. And, Yvonne almost went completely deaf when zorax destroyed the grocery store. {cuts back} Will vinera turn up alright? Will albino break his habit? And, most importantly, does the robot zorax made look cool? Find out this time on {zoo walks onscreen, and looks around} Wiki User Emai-
ZOO977: What happened to my living room?
CHRIS: Wendy told me that you wanted an opening to your show.
ZOO977: Um... I don't thin kshe meant for you to redesign my living room.
WENDY: {walks by} I told him to! It adds more effect!
ZOO977: Well, please redesign it.
CHRIS: Then I will have to remove the hundred dollar payment I promised.
ZOO977: You payed the person who gave you a job, instead of geting payed?
CHRIS: Hey, I wanted to keep up my image while leaving the island.
ZOO977: Hm... I will sotp if you push Eva into the lake, and send Izzy and DJ here.
CHRIS: Do I want to know why?
ZOO977: So xaviar forgets about the whole vinera incident, and maloas a big fan of DJ. Also, I have Eva.
CHRIS: You've got yourself a deal!
{cuts to the pool room}
ZOO977: {to the tune of break away} I'll open the email and read it all through, you never know how good it may be! {opens an email}
if u were a animel which would u b
daniel o., michigan
ZOO977: Well, this was isn't any good. However, I have been thinking about this for a while. I would have to be a Nomura's Jellyfish.
DJ FROM TDI: I dont know what I would be!
{a zoom out shows DJ next to the desk}
ZOO977: Woah! I thought Total Drama Island was filmed, like, far away!
DJ: It's actually filmed on a small island, off the coast!
ZOO977: Did you send Izzy upstairs?
DJ: Chris told me to!
ZOO977: That's good.
{cuts to upstairs. Izzy is just standing there. Xaviar walks by}
XAVIAR: I don't remember this statue being here before.
IZZY: That's because I'm a person! I was sent up here to do this nonstop! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bl-
XAVIAR: I'm leaving. {walks away}
IZZY: {follows xaviar} Blah blah blah blah bla-
{cuts back}
DJ: All I hope is that she doesn't annoy xaviar.
ZOO977: Anyways, why are you here?
DJ: Because Maloa's not in his room, and I'm wondering if you know where he is.
ZOO977: At the toy store. Walk two blocks south east, go into the culdesack on your left, walk on the path in the back of i-
DJ: Can I get a shortened version?
ZOO977: Ask wendy to drive you there.
DJ: Cool. {walks away}
ZOO977: That was interesting.
CHRIS: {pops his head in front of the camera} Lets see waht happens when we block zoo from the internet. {the computer shuts down}
ZOO977: What just happened?
CHRIS: I just made our email show much weirder.
ZOO977: How did you crash my computer?
CHRIS: If I told you, you would turn it back on.
ZOO977: ...I hate you.
CHRIS: Too bad I can track vinera right now, and put off the search.
ZOO977: Holy crap, I hope Xaviars watching this.
{cuts to xaviars room. izzy is now spinning around xavar on a vine handing from the cieling}
XAVIAR: Get out of here!
IZZY: But this is fun!
XAVIAR: I bet you don't even have one fan.
IZZY: Then why was I brought back by popular demand?
XAVIAR: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
{cuts back to the pool room}
CHRIS: I'm highly doubting that!
ZOO977: So, how can you track vinera?
CHRIS: Well, she was originaly going to be in TDI. So, I put a tracker on her so she wouldn't run off.
ZOO977: And so the girl no one has been able to find for years, you can track down?
CHRIS: That's the case.
ZOO977: You are aware I hate you more now, right?
CHRIS: Of course. Well, I'm ending this episode now!
ZOO977: Wait you can't do tha-
{the screen goes to a balck, with a grey bar going across occasionally}
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Easter Eggs
Click on the grey bar the third time it passe to change the scene. xaviar has fingers in his ears, izzy is on the same vine, still spinning around xaviar, laughing. xaviar has a face of frustasion.
Fun Facts
- Chris, DJ, and Izzy are characers from Total Drama Island.
- In fact, the three events stated happened in the previous three emails.
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