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Zoo shows off his horrible direction skills.
CAST: Zoo977, Maloa, Marissa, a nurse, Im a bell (easter egg)
SETTING: The hospital, Im a bell's house (easter egg)
Transcript
{cuts to the hospital room from last email. zoo ias on the ped, face shoved down in a bowl of vanilla pudding. maloa walks in}
MALOA: Livin' the easy hard life, I see.
ZOO977: {picks up his face, completely covered} What?
MALOA: Your bones are broken, and now your shoving our head into a bowl of pudding.
ZOO977: Oh, that. Most of these casts are fake.
MALOA: Wha-
ZOO977: I told marissa to give me all but two of these casts fakely.
MALOA: Which ones?
ZOO977: My left rib and my hardhat.
MALOA: It's never a good sign if a hardhat is broken.
ZOO977: Anyways, did you bring my computer?
MALOA: {sarcastically} No. All I have is a very sqarly shaped backpack. {hands zoo the creamy} Here you go.
ZOO977: Thanks! {turns it on.} Um, I don't know what song to mock this time. {opens an email}
subject: JUDGEMENTZoo!
You can't go forward, and you can't go back, now...
What're you going to do?
- Judgement Boy
ZOO977: {singing} You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and you-
MALOA: We need no spongebob references.
ZOO977: A bit late now. Anyways, if I cant go foreward, and I can't go back, go left or right, for creeps sake!
MALOA: Yes, you are one.
ZOO977: What?
MALOA: Nothing.
ZOO977: Sake's an insult now?
MALOA: Yes, you total sake!
ZOO977: Don't call me that!
MALOA: Says who?
ZOO977: Says june. {whaps maloa with his flute, causing him to fall over} That was fun! {typing} Anyways, about directions, take a lef tturn at the domino's, and the-
MARISSA: {walks in, making what zoo says not comprehendable} Do you think it would be OK if you went back home now?
ZOO977: {not listening} Just take out the snow shovel, and whack it in.
MARISSA: I'm leaving now. {leaves}
ZOO977: Then, once your car is under ground, drive it five miles north. Ignore the many walls you have to break through. By now...
MAIRSSA: {walks in, with a straight jacket in her hands. again, what zoo is saying isn't comprehendable.} Just calm down.
ZOO977: Now, kick the policee officer on the left like this. {kicks his foot to the right, causing marissa to fall out the window}
MAIRSSA: AAAAH!
ZOO977: Now that you've stopped all warrent for arrest, use the police car liike a ramp, and crash through the top of the tunnel. Crash into an oil rig, coming p in front of you. in the black explosion... {not heard from maloa's groaning}
MALOA: What just happened?
ZOO977: The gasoline will destroy that car.
MALOA: MY CAR! {runs out}
ZOO977: Now, hire a movie producer to go back in time, and get all this. after that, drive down a lane the wrong way for 1 mile, and drive into the river. Get out of the car in an actiony jump, and land butt first on a spiked shellusk. Walk that to a gourmet cookery.
{a nurse walks in, with a machine thats buzzing.}
NURSE: Do you know where Marissa is?
ZOO977: {not noticing} That little beauty should be in a frying pan, sprinkled with cumin now.
NURSE: AAAAH! {runs out}
ZOO977: Sell that meal on the street for five dollars fifty cents, and use that money to rent a cab, and go to a starbucks. If you don't like mapquest, walk to the starbucks next door.
MARISSA: {walks in. her eye is black, and twigs and leaves are stuck in her clothes and hair} What was that about?
ZOO977: Now, get a refreshing drink by kicking the cashiers knee like this. {kicks his leg. it hits marissa, who falls over, and gets lodged in a machine in the corner} Now you have a free drink.
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Easetr Eggs
Clock on marissa's left shoe to see a bonus clip.
- EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT
- {cuts to im a bells house. zoo is at the door}
- IM A BELL: I will not bend reality to film map quest directions!
Fun Facts
- Zoo references a shoe tying song from spongebob.
- Mapquest is known for giving strange directions.
- The spiked shellusk is a creation of Skullbuggy.
- Im a bell is known for bending reality.
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