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Wiki User Email Zoo977/kalt
Contents
About
Kalt is introduced.
CAST: Marissa, Maloa, Zorax, Kalt
SETTING: The islands beach, an unknown patch in the forest.
Transcript
{cuts to the beach. Marissa is there, sobbing into her hands. maloa walks in}
MALOA: What's wrong?
MARISSA: Dot and larry are trapped in the sunk ship.
MALOA: That sucks.
MARISSA: That's not all. I did some calculations on my watch.
MALOA: How?
MARISSA: Zorax actaully did them. We have four days to get them out, or they're dead.
MALOA: Oh. Anyways, I'm gonna go back to the hut.
MARISSA: What hut?
MALOA: Albino built one.
MARISSA: Well, we need to MAKE DIVING SUITS!
MALOA: Just check your email and forget it all. {leaves}
MARISSA: I don't see how this would help. {opens the sreen on her watch}
Idea!Dear Mirissa,
Heres an idea: Bring Zoo977 back
and let Zorax make him a girl, then kill
him again, then when he comes back,
he'll be a boy!
Pritty good huh?
-Man-o-man
MARISSA: We need to start off easily and bring back the winners. Then we can ask zorax to bring back-
ZORAX: {not seen} No can do.
MARISSA: What? {zooms out, to reveal zorax right next to marissa} When did you walk in?
ZORAX: Just now. In order to bring someone back, they would need to be female. Does it make sence you would have to change someones gender to bring them back?
MARISSA: No, bu-
MALOA: {not seen} AGH!
MARISSA: Holy crap! {runs into the forest}
ZORAX: What was I just talking about?
{cuts to in the woods. maloa is twitching, and looking at the ground. in a giant hole, two arms in blue sleeves are seen. marissa runs in}
MARISSA: Did nicholas take wendys sleep pills?
MALOA: No, this isn't nicholas. His legs were working well.
MARISSA: Are- are you ok?
{kalt jumps out of the gorund wiht surprising energy. marissa and maloa jump back quickly}
KALT: Yeah, I'm ok! Hey, I'm kalt! I like squids. Squids are awesome. They can have eyes the size of dinner plates! Dinner plates sometimes tastes better than actual dinners.
MARISSA: Do you have half a brain?
KALT: I have an IQ of 132! Did you know that I can sometimes actually swim as low as squids? That is over 6500 feet! However, my organs crunch.
{marissa and maloa look at each other briefly}
MALOA: How strong are you?
KALT: I can support up to 110 pounds!
MARISSA: Then how do you stand?
KALT: I weigh 93 pounds.
MALOA: So I take it yuo can't swim down, and bring up a ship.
KALT: I can pull anything above water that is above ten pounds.
MALOA: Um... do you know anything about a sunken boat?
KALT: I saw one. I found two things in it. {pulls a small blue box out of his left pocket, and pulls a small fancy looking wine glass out of his right pocket}
MARISSA: {grabs both items, looks at them for a moment} Do you know where you are?
KALT: I don't know. I found these a while ago, after escaping from a phyciatris in new york who said I was insane.
MARISSA: These are from the ruins of the titanic!
MALOA: Woah!
MARISSA: Anyways, I was talking about a small family trip ship.
KALT: OH, that. I saw a boy and a girl in it panicing.
MALOA: Hey, how is it possible to swim that deep?
KALT: On my trip over here, I learned from actual squids.
MARISSA: I'm gone. {puts down the items carefully, walks off}
KALT: Wait! I didn't finish the story! {rushes after her}
MALOA: {picks up the box and glass} This is awesome!
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Easter eggs
Click the box to see a close up. It has the text "Titanic teddy bear" wiht an image of the titanic under it.
Fun facts
- This is the email that shifted kalt form a minor character to a major charcter.
- This email also introduces a few prominent features of kalt.
- Zoo changed the pulling thing so that the plot wouldn't end easily.
- Titanic teddy bears are a kind of aritfact that have been found in the ruins of the titanic.
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