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The four take a plane back to oralina.
CAST: Maloa, Zorax, Yvonne, Marissa, unknown workers, Dot
SETTING: The hotel room, a plane, a luggage area, the set

Transcript

{cuts to the hotel room. maloa is back to his normal skin hue. everyone is packing their bags, now almost done. A luggage cart is in the back, with the hamster cage on it}

MALOA: I can't believe we stayed even after zorax cracked his head.

ZORAX: I cracked my head?

YVONNE: Yes. You were leaning to look at the small TV.

ZORAX: This room has two TV's?

MALOA: Yes!

ZORAX: ROOM ISN'T A WORD I INVENTED?!?

YVONNE: Do you lose brain cells every day?

ZORAX: Every hour!

MALOA: I continue to wonder why I'm friends with him.

YVONNE: I wonder how I'm related to him.

MALOA: That is a question even science can't answer.

ZORAX: Who's science?

{marissa walks in, holding both plants}

MARISSA: I'm ba- {maloa kicks her, causing her to fall back, unconcious. he then grabs the plants, puts them in some suitcase, and closes it. he puts it on the cart, along with the other two. They then walk out of the room.}

{a black screen with "one realy weird airport visit" on it appears. cuts to on a plane. maloa, yvonne, and zorax get in the three first class rowsa on the right side of the plane. maloa folds out his mini table, and takes the two plants out of his backpack.}

PILOT: {over intercom} Hello, this is your pilot peaking. We are about to take off. An asistance will come through to make sure you have your seatbelts on.

{the three kids all put on their seat belts. cuts to a completely black room.}

MARISSA: {not seen} Uuugh... Where am I? {marissa turns on a flashlight, revealing she's in a suitcase.} MALOA, YOU'RE DEAD! {takes a paperclip out of her pocket, pushes a small silver box, unzippering the side. cuts to the luggage compartment. a bag opens, and marissa stands up. suddenly, she darts to the back wall uncontrolably, all the bags flying towards that wall} AAGH!

{cuts to first class. everyone but maloa is reading a magazine. someone comes in, pushing a cart}

MAN PUSHING CART: Is there anythign you guys want?

MALOA: Do you have pineapple smoothies?

PILOT: {again, over intercom} Sorry about that turn. We were just turning to avoid a flock of flying geese. We will be turning back to our normal flying angle.

{cuts to back in the luggage compartment. marissa finally comes out the top of the luggage pile}

MARISSA: Whew. That was hard.

{suddenly, all the bags spread around the floor, burying marissa again}

MARISSA: {muffled} AAAAAUGH! {climb sup from the bags. she notices her computer in the pile} I might as well... Opens the screen.

Subject: Crap

Dear Marissa,
I'm dying soon. PLEASE DONUT LET THIS HAPPEN.
Goodbye,
Your grandma

MARISSA: I thinhk that's the same case with me, grandma. Sorry about that. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if I were hit on the head with a parro- {a bird cage with a parrot in it hits marissa on the head, knocking her back down.}

{cuts back to the plane. maloa is staring at the smoothie he's drinking. yvonne is playing with her 7.34 teaspoon. Zorax is waiting. someone walks in, and hands zorax a glass of purple liquid. zorax looks at it.}

ZORAX: Ew!

MALOA: {looks up} What's wrong?

ZORAX:' There's pope in my juice.

YVONNE: It's official, you have a negative IQ.

{cuts back to the luggage area}

MARISSA: {looking through her suitcase} I know he's in he- Here he is! {takes out the cage with the pink millipede.} You're a god pet, cyan.

{the suitcase rings}

MARISSA: {takes out her cell phopne, opens it} Hello?

{a cut screen opens, showing dot crying}

DOT: {yelling} Help!

MARISSA: What's wrong?

DOT: Actors... Career... Humans...

MARISSA: Dot, tell me what's wrong!

DOT: ALMOST EVERYONE IS HAVING A REPLACEMENT ACTOR!

MARISSA: What?!?

DOT: Well, most of us, anyways. You, maloa, nicholas, and pinky are safe.

MARISSA: What's gonna happen to the rest of you?

DOT: Either we're getting replaced or fired all together.

MARISSA: {screams}

{cuts to the maoin plane. the kids can hear marissa. they put on ear plugs, and the screaming can no longer be heard.}

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Fun facts

  • "There's pope in my juice" references lawlolawl.
  • Almost everyone is going to be replaced or fired.
  • The name cyan comes from the fact the dragon millipede is laced with cyanide.
  • Considering marissa never left the studio, the phone call wasn't nessicary.