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Summary

A bowl of lettuce asks zoo if he preferres drink 1 or 2 in a taste test.

CAST: Zoo, Dot, Ethan, Homestar, Homestars "pet washing machine", Strong Bad, The cheat, Marzipan, Larmey, Lettuce man (easter egg), Strong Sad (easter egg)

SETTING: Zoos living room, Zoos bedroom, The recording studio, The show, Homestars basement, Strong bads basement, The feild (easter egg)

Transcript

{zoo and dot are in the living room}

ZOO977: Where was I supposed to be again?

DOT: You should be at the advertisment filming studio.

ZOO977: I'll be there in a bit. {cuts to his bedroom} At least she doesnt know I dont want to be there!

Hey Zoo977!
I was wondering, which do you prefer
in a standered taste-test: Beverige A
or beverige B?
From, Salad Man

ZOO977: I really wish this wasn't the only computer I had. Anyways, I was just about to go to the recording studio to film a commercial! Lets go see!

{cuts to a recording studio. zoo walks in.}

ZOO977: Hey, Ethan! I'm here to answer an em- I mean film the commercial!

ETHAN: Okay. First of all, I need you to go and put on a grapefruit costume.

ZOO977: Why?!? This is a taste test commercial!

ETHAN: Er... Better effect?

ZOO977: Just begin filming.

{there is a blue set. holmestar walks on, and puts two glasses of cola on the podiums. zoo walks up.}

HOMESTAR:Zoo, this cola {holds one glass} is the normal brand. This bottle {holds another glass} is fluffy puff cola!

ZOO977: {drinks glass 1} Well, this is ok. {drinks from glass two. he turns green, spits it out, and kicks homestar} This makes cow manure taste heavenly!

ETHAN: Cut!

ZOO977: Can you give me another soda, at least?

ETHAN: How about a cheese test?

ZOO977: Would you mind a gallon of milk on your head?

{cuts to zoo on the show}

HOMESTAR: We will now compare fluffy puff col-

ZOO977: You promised this would be another drink!

HOMESTAR: Okay... detergent? {holds a container of bleach}

ZOO977: Not even gonna comment. {leaves}

HOMESTAR: I don't get it. My pet {cuts to homestars basement, with a washing machine wearing a coller} washing machine loves this stuff!

{cuts to zoo, strong bad, and the cheat in strong bads basement.}

STRONG BAD: Its simple! Just switch the cola they have with this {shakes a cup of cola with 5 packs worth of sugar at the bottom} and put the fluffy puff cola in place of the "normal" cola.

ZOO977: {jumps up} Great idea!

{cuts back to the recording studio}

ETHAN: Where have you been?!? We're shooting this in 2 minutes!

ZOO977: Don't worry, I'm prepared. {when no-ones looking, he does the switch. cuts to marzipans house}

MARZIPAN: I wonder how homestar's cola commercial is! {turns on the TV}

HOMESTAR: {on the tv} Now, drink the fluffy puff cola!

ZOO977: {picks up the glass, drinks out of. his eyes turn orange} SUGAR!!!

{cuts back to zoos bedroom. larmey is sitting at the computer}

LARMEY: He really doesn't like taste test commercials, Lettuce man! Also, hes currently running around crazy in the field.

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Easter eggs

Click on the glass of fluffy puff cola in the first scene to see a bottle.

Click lettuce man to see a person with some lettuce for their head.

Click crazy to see zoo and caffeinated strong sad running around at the feild.

Easter egg transcript
ZOO977: 72! Wooddavers! On the chair!
STRONG SAD: Hey, zoo! Hey, zoo! Mr.4 landed on checkmate!
If you click lettuce man before crazy, lettuce man will walk in the background of the scene.

Fun Facts

  • Caffinated Strong Sad, wood davers, and "hey, zoo" are refferences to caffine.