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Zoo finds out about albinos depressing hobby.
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Female cheat (mocked)
SETTING: Zoo's foyer, The pool room, Albino's room (easter egg)

Trancript

{cuts to zoo's main room. zoo is leaving the house}

ZOO977: I'll be back in a bit!

ALBINO: What bout the email?

ZOO977: Can you check it this time?

ALBINO: Yay!

{cuts to zoo's computer room. albinos at the creamy}

ALBINO: Um... what am I supposed to say here again? {opens an email}

Hey Zoo. Remember when we kissed? Oh yeah, good times. Meet me at Domino's again ;)
xoxoxo,
Your Crush (again)

ALBINO: Yes! To wild mass guessing! {types in something. Wild Mass Guessing opens}

ZOO977: {walking in} Turns out the car has no ga-What the craps going on?

ALBINO: Wild mass guessing!

ZOO977: May I see the email I got?

ALBINO: Sure! {shows zoo the email}

ZOO977: I am not cheating on dot!

ALBINO: Then why is this email being recieved from someone other than dot?

ZOO977: Beccause some lifeless dork who hates relationships is sending these all around!

ALBINO: There isn't another show here with these emails!

ZOO977: Not here. Haven't you seen some of the forhein{pronounces fore hine} email shows?

ALBINO: No...

ZOO977: Then why do you have a crap ton of them with an email just like this bookmarked on your laptop?

ALBINO: Because it's fun ruining other love lifes!

ZOO977: You seriously need one.

ALBINO: What makes you think I don't?

ZOO977: Your hate of others lifes.

ALBINO: Then I could also be gothic!

ZOO977: YOUR ROOM IS BASICALLY A GIANT LAVA LAMP!

ALBINO: Look, once someone left, my heart was broken.

ZOO977: Let me finish that. {in a voice mocking albino} I'm in love with someone down the hall in the resort! {a mock feminine cheat voice} And I'm leaving to other lands! {mocking albino} Time to ruin others love lifes!

ALBINO: Thats not at a-

ZOO977: {mocking albino} All how I sound!

ALBINO: I need a mochachino.

ZOO977: Whatever. Let's find this guy. {types in creep_who_sent_this_email.exe. Lemon Demon 43 appears onscreen} And I thought you could be trusted. {puts up a note that says "off hurting a freak" on his computer, leaves}

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Easter Eggs

Click on freak to see albino's room. the walls and floors are basically like a lava lamp. it cuts back after a few seconds.

Fun Facts

  • Wild Mass Guessing is a feature on the wiki that you can put up thoughts and rumors.
  • While the cheat mentioned was real, zoo won't uncover her name.