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About
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, tribal men, Wendy
SETTING: Desert island, the suite main room, a jungle, zoo's computer room in the suite, the ocean
Transcript
{cuts to zoo on the desert island. his laptops working}
ZOO977: Wow. 2 days until Dots birthday, and I'm stranded. {opens an email}
REMOLAY: Zoo is then eaten by Cannibals, the end.
Dear love,
I love you.
REMADIN: Another virus... Whatever you do, don't open the attachment
REMOLAY: Open it! Open it!Meet me 7:00 PM at Domino's.
From,
Your love ;)
ZOO977: Um... There are two flaws with your plan. one, I'M STRANDED ON A FREAKING DESERT ISLAND! Two, I'm taken. And before you pretend you are Dot, I think I know her email adress. {closes laptop} Well, I need to explore. {stands up, walks offscreen.}
{cuts to the suite.albino and yvonne are playing ping ponk with spiked paddles and a bag of nuts over a giant funnel. dot walks in.}
DOT: Guys, I'm getting nervous about zoo. Where do you think he is?
YVONNE: He still isn't back?
DOT: No! where do you think he is?
ALBINO: Maybe in another room!
DOT: I checked he entire suite 4 imes. He isn't here.
{cuts back to the island. zoo is using the packy as a knife to cut through shrubs}
ZOO977: Its a good thing I left my swiss army knife at the suite! {the view changes. zoo is cutting into the clearing of a man covered in brightly colored feathers and tribal wear.} Um, hello?
THE MAN: Tola?
ZOO977: No, I dont like tortila's!
THE MAN: Tola.
ZOO977: A tone of what? gray?
THE MAN: {angry} Tona!
ZOO977: Tone up what?
{two men walk in}
THE MAN: Marshmellow man not respect Tona!
OTHER MAN: Sacrifice!
ZOO977: Woah, who the craps tona? The greek god or godess of skin care?
{cuts back to the suite. dot is on the couch jittering. wendy is trying to calm her down}
WENDY: Calm down, dot. Zoo's doing alright!
DOT: How do you know?
WENDY: Come here. I bet he checked the email he got today!
{both weendy and dot walk up to a computer. wendy opens zoo's email adress. an email pops up}
Dear love,
I love you.
Meet me 7:00 PM at Domino's.
From,
Your love ;)
{dot just burst into tears. wendy gets a shocked expression.}
{cuts back to the island. it is now night time. zoo is there}
ZOO977: Great. Dots birthday's coming up, everyones probably worried sick about me, and I'm gonna die tomorrow. I might as well chock one last email. {opesn the packy, signes in. an email pops up}
Zoo! How could you? I hope your happy with your new girlfriend! Love never,
Dot
ZOO977: {closes laptop} Why? Why do I deserve this? I wish I never had gotten that email! {looks at the packy} I have an idea. {puts the packy on the ater, attaches something to the side. he begins to sail off.}
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Easter Eggs
Clcik on the packy to see the tribal men burning the old paper at the stake.
Fun Facts
- The reason dot can see the email is because zoo closed the laptop instead of responding.
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