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Wiki User Email Zoo977/zoo
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About
Marissa tried to bring zoo back to life.
CAST: Marissa, Dot, Zorax, Yvonne
SETTING: The kitchen, Zorax's room
Transcript
{Cuts to the kitchen. marissa is a the table looking at her watch}
MARISSA: Whic button opens up the email again?
DOT: It doesn't matter. Just do this! {slams every watch button onto the gorund. the screen pops out}
MARISSA: Thanks! {looks at the email}
Dear Mairissa,
Please find a way to bring Zoo977
back, I miss him.
From,
Man-o-man
MARISSA: What do you mean by "bring him back"? Do you mean bring him back to life, or just put him in these emails?
DOT: I think he means back to life.
MARISSA: Well, I'm not even sure if that's possible.
DOT: So, we need to find someone who believes the impossibles possible.
MARISSA: {yelling} Zorax!
ZORAX: {floats in, wearing a dog costume} Yes?
MARISSA: I can't take you seriously in that.'
ZORAX:I couldn't find any of my shirts.
MARISSA: Anyways, is it possible to bring someone back to life?
DOT: A bigger question, can you gain back your social life after wearing that?
ZORAX: Maybe, and no.
{cuts to zorax's room. there is a sheet of paper has facts on it, that the three are surrounding}
ZORAX: So, what do you think we should do?
MARISSA: Well, according to this, we just have to recalibrate the internal combustion engine.
DOT: You got a sheet of car facts!
ZORAX: Well, I have nothing on his species!
MARISSA: Oh yes you do!
ZORAX: I dont!
MARISSA: Then describe why there's a sheet labled homestars out of your fact files drawer.
ZORAX: There's a drawer like that?
DOT: I now see why they call you a smart idiot.
ZORAX: {takes out the sheet, looks at it} Well, technacaly, with plomarten, it's possible.
DOT: How would that be?
ZORAX: It would involve an oven burner, and a-
MARISSA: We can do that! C'mon, dot! {runs off. dot follows}
ZORAX: -gender change.
{cuts to the kitchen. yvonne is there, making cranberry sauce. dot and marisa run in}
DOT: We have to bring back zoo! {grabs the burner the cranberry sauce was on. it spills all over yvonne, causing her to trip. they run off}
YVONNE: Someone hlep! My flesh is burning!
{cuts to zorax's room. zorax is there, stuffing ice cream into a toaster. dot and marissa run in}
ZORAX: You got the burner!
MARISSA: Yep!
ZORAX: Now all I have to do is spend a year changing zoo into a girl and-
DOT: What?
ZORAX: You need a gender change in order for this to work!
DOT: Zoo wouldn't be... normal as a girl!
MARISSA: It would just be creepy!
ZORAX: Do you want a female zoo, or no zoo?
DOT: Hm...
{cuts ot the kitchen. do t is sitting at the kitchen table, on the phone. Marissa is sitting across from her}
DOT: Yes. No. Yes yes. Yes! {closes the phone} Good news!
MARISSA: What?
DOT: We got a funeral scedualed!
MARISSA: Where?
DOT: At sea!
MARISSA: {crinkles mouth} Bye. {walks off}
Easter Eggs
Click the facts sheet to see a car that looks like zoo.
Fun facts
- Zoo's funeral will be held at sea in the next email.
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