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About
Zoo supersizes a pumpkin. He locks himself in it.
CAST: Zoo977, Zorax, Marissa, Albino, Dot
SETTING: The pool room, asupermarket, the backyard
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room}
ZOO977: Snd now, the moment we've all been waiting for, the grand fiftieth email! {types in zoo_mail.exe. nothing appears} Sorry audience, minor technical difficulties. {types it in again.} What wrong with this thing? {kicks the computer} It's brand new!
ZORAX: Hey, zoo, what happening?
ZOO977: My computers spazzing out.
ZORAX: I can help you. {zoo gets out of the seat. zoarx looks at the computer for two seconds} You're an idiot.
ZOO977: How?
ZORAX: Well, for starters, you don't see {points at a flashing bar above the screen that says 0 new messages} that.
ZOO977: I bet you just installed that.
ZORAX: Nope. You just-
ZOO977: -have no emails? {frowns} Oh. {walks off sadly}
ZORAX: {yelling} I was going to say "You just aren't cool!"
ALBINO: {walks in} Thats a real spirit riser.
{cuts to a super market. zoo is in a pumpkin isle. m arissa walks in}
MARISSA: Hey, zoo! Watcha doing?
ZOO977: Buying all the pumpkins.
MARISSA:{confused} Why?
ZOO977: I think you are the one who hides all the camera's, right?
MARISSA: Yeah, why?
ZOO977: Then you already know.
MARISSA: {covers her eyes, frowns} Pumpkins don't make you cool.
ZOO977: No unless it's the worlds biggest pumpkin!
MARISSA: You will find that at a pumpkin show, not the supermarket.
ZOO977: I'm gonna make it, not grow it.
MARISSA: Please to stop speaking like an idiot.
ZOO977: {sarcastically} And you sound so smart.
MARISSA: Look, you would need to supersize a pumpkin to make the worlds largest without growing it.
ZOO977: And what do you think I'm doing?
MARISSA: I won't let you cheat into the record book.
ZOO977: And then your my meeba {holds p a teal container} doesn't survive the four story fall from my bedroom.
MARISSA: Fine. But why would you cheat inot the record book?
ZOO977: I'm not going into that. {picks up a pmpkin} Here I go! {walks away}
MARISSA: That kid has issues.
{cuts to zorax's room. zorax has an invention that looks like a glass canteen with a thin laser on top. zoo bursts in with the pumpkin}
ZOO977: I need you top bring your item super sizing invention outside.
ZORAX: Cheating into thee record book?
ZOO977: Nope!
{cuts to outside. zoo and zorax are there. zoo has a remote, facing the pumpkin.}
ZORAX: Just push the button carefully.
ZOO977: I WANT A BIG PUMPKIN! {jumps on the remote's button. a beam comes out of it, that hits the pumpkin. it grows to about 1.5 stories high}
ZORAX: Now why did you want to do that?
ZOO977: To hide.
ZORAX: Whatever. {walks away.}
ZOO977: {climbs onto the top of the pumpkin. begins chain sawing a hole in it.} I just wonder what-
ALBINO: {walks in} -albino will think of the pumpkin?
ZOO977: When did you get here?
ALBINO: Just now.
ZOO977: And I'm leaving just now. {climbs down from the pumpkin, walks away.}
MARISSA: {walks in with bags of groceries} Aah! {falls down. she drops the bags, and stands up, frowning} What happened?
ALBINO: It's the great pumpkin!
MARISSA: {happy, dazed} Bow down to the great pumpki- {faints}
ZOO977: {Walks in} Back to work!
ALBINO: Whatcha doing?
ZOO977: {now cutting the pumpkin again} Trapping myself ina giant pumpkin until I get a fiftieth email.
ALBINO: Why a pumpkin?
ZOO977: Because now I can create a giant scary faced talking pumpkin with zorax's tehcnology and scare the crap out of people!
ALBINO: Genius! I might have to get myself a gourd! {runs off}
ZOO977: Ther! {pushes the top off. looks into the pumpkin} Maybe I should have carved it first.
{a black screenwith two hours later appears. it fades to the same shot. a giant pile of pumpkin guts is next to the newly carved pumpkin. zoo is climbing up the pumpkin. dot walks in}
DOT: {turns her head, yelling} Marissa! You are aware the great pumpkin isn't real, so you didn't have to make it a shrine!
ZOO977: I carved this.
DOT: Woah. Wait, how are we going to move it into the front?
ZOO977: It won't move until halloween. Until then, I will be locked inside this pumpkin.
ALBINO: Can I lock myself in a pumpkin, too?
ZO977: This one. I don't trust you with a pumpkin.
DOT: So, you're having a pre-halloween party?
ZOO977: Yep!
DOT: May I join!
ZOO977: Sure.
{dot and alibno jump into the pumpkin. zoo puts up the top, and jumps in himself}
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Easter eggs
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- MARISSA: {walks in} Has anyone seen zoo?
- ZOO977: {from the pumpkin} No!
- MARISSA: Ok, great pumpkin! {walks off}
Fun Facts
- Zoo was surprised when he saw he had no emails by his fiftieth email, and decided to make this.
- Zoo originally made a graphic for this, but didn't post it. It's here.
- MyMeeba's is a product. Personally, Zoo hates it, and would drop one out a window any day.
- The great pumpkin is from charlie brown.
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