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Zorax isn't sure what holiday it is.
CAST: Zoo977 (disco paintbrush), Dot (taylor swift), Albino (a quasihemidemisemiquaver), Yvonne (sarah palin), Zorax (various costumes)
SETTING: Zoo's living room, a field, an unknown house
Click here to see what everyone was wearing!

Transcript

{cutss to the living room. dot and zoo are in the costumes they have here. albino is here, painted black. zoo has a black spear with several points on the other end. albino is shaking}

ZOO977: C'mon, it won't hurt!

ALBINO: You're shoving a giant spear into my head!

ZOO977: Look, are you a quaver, or not?

ALBINO: {triumphant} I'm a quaver!

DOT: Good. {shoves the spear into albinos head. he bursts into tears.}

ZOO977: Real quavers don't cry.

ALBINO: YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW!

DOT: We do know cheat anatomy, you know.

ALBINO: Oh.

{cuts to a feild. zoo, dot, and albino are walking along a path. yvonne is there, in her costume, holding a shotgun}

YVONNE: Oh, hey, guys!

ZOO977: Hey, yvonne! Who are you, every woman working at grange?

YVONNE: {sarcastically} And every insurance agent has a shotugn.

ALBINO: Can you take this spear out of my head?

ZOO977: Nope!

DOT: Anyways, where's Zorax?

YVONNE: Getting his costume!

{zorax bounces in, dressed as one of the three wise men}

ZORAX: Hi, guys! How are you?

ZOO977: Congratulations, Zorax! You raises the "X confusion" meter to a new level! Ding ding ding ding diiiing!

ZORAX: What am I confsed about?

YVONNE: YOU WEAR THAT EVERY YEAR FOR OUR CHURCHES NATIVITY!

ZORAX: And...

DOT: It's halloween.

ZORAX: Why can't I use this?

ALBINO: Because that costume belongs to the church!

ZORAX: Oh. I'll go do a costume change! {floats off}

ZOO977: Anyways, lets go hit some houses!

DOT: Lets just drain all of the candy out of one house, and wait for zorax!

YVONNE: I'll go last!

ZOO977: Whatever!

{cuts to a house. zoo knocks on the door}

ZOO977: Trick or treat! Either way, your house is getting egged. Bu if I get candy, not with watermelons.

If you choose the pack of monkey figurines

ZOO977: Aw man! I already have supplies for the fireplace!

If you choose the plush domo

ZOO977: {for 17 seconds} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

If you choose the DVD

ZOO977: Wow! You got Benders Game before it was even out! No eggings for you!

{after each choise, the door closes. dot answers the door next}

DOT: {to the tune of love story} Candy, save me, my teeth want candy so much!

If you choose the watermelon

DOT: Okay, did a pink fat guy claim this was from the manure patch?

If you choose the shoebox

DOT: A mystery prize! {opesn the box} I don't want a crappy diorama of... {turns the box, revealing it to be splattered with a red goo} ketchup world, apparently.

If you choose the pillow

DOT: Yum yum! {begins gnawing on the pillow}

{after each option, the door closes. albino answers next}

ALBINO: I don't even know how I'm supposed to sound.

If you choose the music sheet

ALBINO: I thought a quaver was a knight, not a note!

If you choose the microwave

ALBINO: Perfect! Now I can prove division by zero possible!

If you choose the hot glue gun

ALBINO: Don't be surprised if you can't open the door tomorrow.

{after each option, the door closes. yvonne answers next, and points the gun at the camera}

YVONNE: I WANT CANDY!

{cuts to the park. yvonne has a giant bowl of candy with her now}

ZOO977: I can't believe that worked! I could see the gun was a fake with a cork!

YVONNE: Anyways, zorax should be here soon.

{zorax enters, as a menura}

ZOO977: You didn't even spell menorah right!

ZORAX: What do you mean?

ALBINO: A menorah holds candles, not worms!

ZORAX: Oh. {starts floating off}

DOT: Just get a good costume.

ZORAX: Fine. {leaves}

{cuts to a close up of zorax in a seven candle costume. the candle in the middles black. three on the right are red, the other three are green}

DOT: It's not kwanzaa!

{cuts to another view of zorax. he is in a cupid costume}

ZOO977: I have the right to laugh my head off.

{cuts to another view. zorax has a leprechaun costume}

ALBINO: Y'know, you don't need leprechaun powers to turn milk green.

{cuts again. zorax is ina baby new year costume. everyone is on the ground, laughing. cuts again. zorax has a easter bunny costume on}

YVONNE: It's rabit season! {holds up her shotgun.}

{cuts again. zorax looks tired. he is in a woodstock costume}

ZOO977: PErfect!

ZORAX: I finally got the right costume!

ALBINO: Happy charles schultz's birthday!

YVONNE: Right... I'm going swimming in all the candy and stuff I got.

ZOO977: Me too!

DOT: Same!

{the three walks offscreen. if fades to the living room. zorax, yvonne, albino,m dot, and zoo are in their costumes.}

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Easter eggs

Click on Yvonne at the end.

ZOO977: So, who are you? Hosket smith?

Click on zorax at the end.

ALBINO: It's a good thing you got your costume on just in time for this shoot!

Click on zoo at the end.

ZORAX: {dancing} Burn, baby, burn! Disco infern- {dot chucks a microphone at him. he stops.}

Click on dot at the end.

YVONNE: Why did you get an every redneck girl with a hair curler costume?
DOT: You can hate good music all you want.

Click on albino at the end.

ALBINO: Are you sure this isn't bad for me?
DOT: Sure! All you have to do is ignore the searing pains in your esophagous!

Fun Facts

  • A "quaver" refers to what albino is being, a quasihemidemisemiquaver. That is another name for a 126th note.
  • Even though the tite says the other holidays, it doesn't include new years day.
  • Benders game is an upcoming futurama movie.
  • Domo is a japanise show.
  • "Did a pink fat guy claim this was from the manure patch" refers to spongebob.
  • It actually is possible to divide by zero.
  • A menura is a kind of bird.
  • Charles Shultz is the author of the comic peanuts.
  • Hosket Smith is part of the name of a grange insurance building.
  • Grange is an insurance agency.