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Marissa, Dot, Kalt, and Maloa have a no depth discussion about... I really don't know.
CAST: Marissa, Dot, Homestar tiger, Kalt, Maloa, Assistan, Chaos, Man (not seen), Zorax, Strong Intelligent, biala (easter egg)
KNOWN PLACES: Marissa's bedroom, the post office, the aquarium, downtown west narry, CP pizza, heaven (easter egg)
IF YOU WANT TO INTERLOPE WITH THIS CONVERSATION, ASK ON THE TALK PAGE. YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE ACCEPTED.
Transcript
{cuts to marissa's room. marissa is attempting to push buttons on a cell phone. she is now wearing her saphire necklace.}
MARISSA: Why must I have no fingers? {picks up a pen, dials a number. a split screen appears, showing dot with her cell phone}
DOT: Haltote?
MARISSA: Hey, dot.
DOT: Hey, marissa! What's up?
MARISSA: Not much. Just calling to see if you got the news paper.
DOT: Not yet. I'm still in line at the post office.
MARISSA: Anything you want to talk about?
DOT: Yes. I know you've been keeping a secret from me. Tell me!
MARISSA: Here's your hint: R squared.
DOT: What am I supposed to do with that?
MARISSA: That's whbat you get for spreading the rumors about me.
DOT: Sorry.
MARISSA: Hey, speakin of rumors, did you hear about homestar tiger?
DOT: No, what is it?
MARISSA: He-
{a third sprite screen appears, shwoing homestar tiger}
HOMESTAR TIGER: Tell and I'll track you down, cut your fingers off, and kill you!
MARISSA: I don't have any fingers.
{two more split screens appear, shwoing maloa and kalt}
MALOA: Neither do I.
KALT: Same.
MARISSA: Were you listening to the whole conversation?
KALT: Yep!
DOT: {homestar tigers split screen slowly leaving} Please tell me you got the sparkling strawberry soda.
KALT: I don't know where the grocery store is, so I kept riding to the lef.t I eventually found an aquarium, and I'm in it right now.
MALOA: THE GROCERY STORES ON THE FIRST BLOCK TO OUR HOUSES RIGHT!
DOT: How could you not know that?
KALT: I din't know.
MARISSA: So, what's for dinner?
MALOA: I thought we were having chicken wings.
DOT: Don't you remember the last time we made chicken wings?
MARISSA: It was like nicholas ate enough wings to make 10 chicken skeletons!
MALOA: Well, what else should we have?
KALT: What about homemade bagles?
MARISSA: Wiht marissa's extra poofy pineapple turnover upside down sugar coated custard filled cake?
DOT: Yeah!
MALOA: How does yvonne make it taste that good?
MARISSA: Her signature measuring spoon.
DOT: Like how assistants angel food cake tastes soo good because he uses a different cup?
{a split screen shows assistant}
ASSISTANT: You promised you wouldn't tell them.
DOT: You posted it on your blog later, so I thought it would be ok?
MARISSA: Hey, were you listening on this conversation?
ASSISTANT: Maybe.
DOT: Bye.
{assistants split screen}
MARISSA: That is just rude.
MALOA: You know what else was rude? When that kid at school startede that brawl, and when the teacher came, pretended he had nothing to do with it, getting the other kid expelled?
KALT: That was you and that goth kid...
DOT: Chaos?
KALT: Him.
{another split screen appears, showing chaos}
DOT: WHY IS EVERYONE LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION?!?
CHAOS: I was calling pizza hut. {his split screen dissapears}
MARISSA: Good thing he wasn't listening in?
CHAOS: {his split screen appears again} OF COURSE I WAS LISTENING! DID YOU THINK IT WAS A COINCIDENCE?
MALOA: Still, I can do one thing even a mary sue like you can't.
CHAOS: What?
MALOA: Get revenge like that.
CHAOS: I'M GONNA- {marissa presses a button on her cell phone, causing chaos's split screen to dissapear}
KALT: Do you think he'll tell the principal?
MALOA: No, I have my ways around that.
MARISSA: How?
DOT: Does it involve the superglue?
MALOA: Yep!
KALT: Can't he get out of that?
DOT: Hey, I'm at the front of the line.
MALOA: Did you bring your wallet?
DOT: Yep! {pulls out her wallet, looks in it} Any money...
MARISSA: You have got to be kidding me.
DOT: Yes. {her split screen turns black}
MALOA: Why didn't you go get it?
MARISSA: Because dot wanted to get it.
KALT: Anyways, The octopus is looking angry at me. should I get out of its tank?
MALOA: ...Ignoring that, what was your favorite gift.
MARISSA: A tie between the four plane tickets for the expedition and this new necklace. You?
MALOA: Defiantly a spot in the march all of oralina fencing tournament. What about you kalt?
KALT: The fish tank with the air filter and mini squids.
MARISSA: Of course.
{dots split screen appears again}
DOT: I got the newspaper!
MARISSA: Awesome! Hey, what was your favorite gift?
DOT: Definatly the present stuffed stocking I got.
MARISSA: Ok... out of those gifts, what was your favorite?
DOT: The awesome sunglasses. {puts on a pair of silver sunglasses.} I think these will look great when zorax's project is finished.
MARISSA: What is that project?
DOT: Albino got addicted to that kirb game, and wanted a real-
MARISSA: I want to be surprised.
MALOA: But you just-
KALT: She doesn't want to hear it, even though she does.
MALOA: That makes as much sence as yellow blood.
MARISSA: Insects have yellow blood.
DOT: Marissa wins!
KALT: Lobster blood is blue.
DOT: Ours can be blue, too.
MAN: {not seen} Hey! You're holding up the line!
DOT: Sorry. {begins walking, showing her get out of the post office, and sit down on a bench}
MARISSA: One would normally have moved after picking something up.
DOT: I'm not normal, am I?
KALT: I am the most normal person around.
MALOA: You're the only person I know who wants to dye his hair electric blue while going deep sea diving on a magic flying hot dog.
KALT: What's your point?
MALOA: What's wrong with jars of grape jelly?
KALT: Jelly doesn't exist!
DOT: That's it. We're getting you blocked on neopets.
MARISSA: I COULD GO TO THE STORE AND BUY FIFTY JARS OF JELLY RIGHT NOW!
DOT: Speaking of buying, what was it you wanted me to get you again?
MARISSA: A new box of contact lenses.
KALT: You wear contact lenses?
MARISSA: I tried glasses, but I have no nose to balance them on.
ZORAX: {a split screen with him appears} Hello? Is this the CP Pizza?
MALOA: No, what do you want from it?
ZORAX: A dessert pizza. Also, I have no nose, either!
DOT: A, don't listen to phone conversations. 2, what toppings to you want?
ZORAX: Marshmallows.
DOT: {sighs} I'll get it. Do you guys need anything?
KALT: Nope!
MALOA: Negatory.
DOT: Ok.
MARISSA: Hey, wait! How can you balance those sunglasses?
DOT: My overbite.
MALOA: Good point.
ZORAX: I take it I should hang up now.
MARISSA, DOT, MALOA, AND KALT: Yes.
ZORAX: Ok! {his split screen dissapears.}
MALOA: So, ahve you decided whos coming on the expidition?
MARISSA: Me, you, captain interloper,
DOT: Chaos, homestar tiger, assistant, or zorax?
{a split screen with strong intelligent appears}
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Or me?
MARISSA: Okay, why are you here?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Motherbots malfunctioning.
KALT: What could have caused that?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Maybe it was you pouring the water on her.
MARISSA: Anyways, zorax and yvonne are also coming.
MALOA: Okay, can SI {pronounces like sea} leave?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: Fine. {his split screen dissapears.}
DOT: Anyways, why are you bringing the cooking freak and the... well, normal freak?
MARISSA: I drew names out of a hat.
DOT: I'm gonna get zorax's pizza now.
KALT: Where is CP pizza?
DOT: It's the pizza store the bench I'm sitting on is in front of. {gets up, walks into a pizza store} Just let me order without disruption. {her split screen turns black again}
MALOA: I really don't get dessert pizza.
MARISSA: How?
MALOA: As good pizza stores, dessert pizza tastes awful. And at the crap sty we know as cici's pizza, the dessert pizza is the only thing I will eat.
KALT: I like cicis!
MARISSA: SHUNNING YOU! SHUN! SHUN!
MALOA: SHUUUUUUUUN!
KALT:Shunned from what?
{dots split screen reappears}
DOT: I got the dessert pizza!
MARISSA: Good! Can you help us shun kalt for liking cicis pizza?
DOT: SHUNNING!
KALT: What's so bad about cicis? IT has that giant logo that looks like a red hat!
MALOA: That's pizza hut.
DOT: Um... UN SHUNNING!
KALT: Hoorah!
MARISSA: Anyways, whats so bad about dessert pizza?
MALOA: I don't know. I prefer apple pie.
DOT: Hey, how can these cell phones support 3 lines at once?
MALOA: I don't know.
KALT: Hey, some guy at the aquarium's trying to tell me something. {squints} The... octopus... looks... like... it's... going... to... attack... you. What does that mean?
DOT: It means, get out of the tank!
KALT: It's the only place I can read my book with peace and quiet!
MARISSA: You're "book" is just a soogy piece of paper that's probably disintegrated by now.
KALT: That explains why I can't read it. Well, I {getting pulled back by some tantackles} go-goaaaAHHH! {his split screen dissapears}
MALOA: Who says he'll be dead the next time we see him?
MARISSA AND DOT: Me.
MALOA: Good thing we only know him for a few days!
DOT: Hey, I gotta go home now! {her split screen closes}
MARISSA: Bye! {her split screen dissapears. malaos then dissapears, as back and again buttons appear}
Easter Eggs
Click the 100 by 100 pixel square in the upper right corner to see a bonus clip.
- {a split screen with biala in it appears}
- BIALA: Is it too late for me to interlope?
Fun facts
- The newspaper and plane tickets will be vital to the planned future plots.
- Insects do have yellow blood, and lobsters have blue blood.
- Human blood turns blue when it has no oxygen.
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