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Zorax isn't sure what holiday it is.
CAST: Zoo977 (disco paintbrush), Dot (taylor swift), Albino (a quasihemidemisemiquaver), Yvonne (sarah palin), Zorax (various costumes)
SETTING: Zoo's living room, a field, an unknown house
Click here to see what everyone was wearing!
Transcript
{cutss to the living room. dot and zoo are in the costumes they have here. albino is here, painted black. zoo has a black spear with several points on the other end. albino is shaking}
ZOO977: C'mon, it won't hurt!
ALBINO: You're shoving a giant spear into my head!
ZOO977: Look, are you a quaver, or not?
ALBINO: {triumphant} I'm a quaver!
DOT: Good. {shoves the spear into albinos head. he bursts into tears.}
ZOO977: Real quavers don't cry.
ALBINO: YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW!
DOT: We do know cheat anatomy, you know.
ALBINO: Oh.
{cuts to a feild. zoo, dot, and albino are walking along a path. yvonne is there, in her costume, holding a shotgun}
YVONNE: Oh, hey, guys!
ZOO977: Hey, yvonne! Who are you, every woman working at grange?
YVONNE: {sarcastically} And every insurance agent has a shotugn.
ALBINO: Can you take this spear out of my head?
ZOO977: Nope!
DOT: Anyways, where's Zorax?
YVONNE: Getting his costume!
{zorax bounces in, dressed as one of the three wise men}
ZORAX: Hi, guys! How are you?
ZOO977: Congratulations, Zorax! You raises the "X confusion" meter to a new level! Ding ding ding ding diiiing!
ZORAX: What am I confsed about?
YVONNE: YOU WEAR THAT EVERY YEAR FOR OUR CHURCHES NATIVITY!
ZORAX: And...
DOT: It's halloween.
ZORAX: Why can't I use this?
ALBINO: Because that costume belongs to the church!
ZORAX: Oh. I'll go do a costume change! {floats off}
ZOO977: Anyways, lets go hit some houses!
DOT: Lets just drain all of the candy out of one house, and wait for zorax!
YVONNE: I'll go last!
ZOO977: Whatever!
{cuts to a house. zoo knocks on the door}
ZOO977: Trick or treat! Either way, your house is getting egged. Bu if I get candy, not with watermelons.
If you choose the pack of monkey figurines
ZOO977: Aw man! I already have supplies for the fireplace!
If you choose the plush domo
ZOO977: {for 17 seconds} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
If you choose the DVD
ZOO977: Wow! You got Benders Game before it was even out! No eggings for you!
{after each choise, the door closes. dot answers the door next}
DOT: {to the tune of love story} Candy, save me, my teeth want candy so much!
If you choose the watermelon
DOT: Okay, did a pink fat guy claim this was from the manure patch?
If you choose the shoebox
DOT: A mystery prize! {opesn the box} I don't want a crappy diorama of... {turns the box, revealing it to be splattered with a red goo} ketchup world, apparently.
If you choose the pillow
DOT: Yum yum! {begins gnawing on the pillow}
{after each option, the door closes. albino answers next}
ALBINO: I don't even know how I'm supposed to sound.
If you choose the music sheet
ALBINO: I thought a quaver was a knight, not a note!
If you choose the microwave
ALBINO: Perfect! Now I can prove division by zero possible!
If you choose the hot glue gun
ALBINO: Don't be surprised if you can't open the door tomorrow.
{after each option, the door closes. yvonne answers next, and points the gun at the camera}
YVONNE: I WANT CANDY!
{cuts to the park. yvonne has a giant bowl of candy with her now}
ZOO977: I can't believe that worked! I could see the gun was a fake with a cork!
YVONNE: Anyways, zorax should be here soon.
{zorax enters, as a menura}
ZOO977: You didn't even spell menorah right!
ZORAX: What do you mean?
ALBINO: A menorah holds candles, not worms!
ZORAX: Oh. {starts floating off}
DOT: Just get a good costume.
ZORAX: Fine. {leaves}
{cuts to a close up of zorax in a seven candle costume. the candle in the middles black. three on the right are red, the other three are green}
DOT: It's not kwanzaa!
{cuts to another view of zorax. he is in a cupid costume}
ZOO977: I have the right to laugh my head off.
{cuts to another view. zorax has a leprechaun costume}
ALBINO: Y'know, you don't need leprechaun powers to turn milk green.
{cuts again. zorax is ina baby new year costume. everyone is on the ground, laughing. cuts again. zorax has a easter bunny costume on}
YVONNE: It's rabit season! {holds up her shotgun.}
{cuts again. zorax looks tired. he is in a woodstock costume}
ZOO977: PErfect!
ZORAX: I finally got the right costume!
ALBINO: Happy charles schultz's birthday!
YVONNE: Right... I'm going swimming in all the candy and stuff I got.
ZOO977: Me too!
DOT: Same!
{the three walks offscreen. if fades to the living room. zorax, yvonne, albino,m dot, and zoo are in their costumes.}
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Easter eggs
Click on Yvonne at the end.
- ZOO977: So, who are you? Hosket smith?
Click on zorax at the end.
- ALBINO: It's a good thing you got your costume on just in time for this shoot!
Click on zoo at the end.
- ZORAX: {dancing} Burn, baby, burn! Disco infern- {dot chucks a microphone at him. he stops.}
Click on dot at the end.
- YVONNE: Why did you get an every redneck girl with a hair curler costume?
- DOT: You can hate good music all you want.
Click on albino at the end.
- ALBINO: Are you sure this isn't bad for me?
- DOT: Sure! All you have to do is ignore the searing pains in your esophagous!
Fun Facts
- A "quaver" refers to what albino is being, a quasihemidemisemiquaver. That is another name for a 126th note.
- Even though the tite says the other holidays, it doesn't include new years day.
- Benders game is an upcoming futurama movie.
- Domo is a japanise show.
- "Did a pink fat guy claim this was from the manure patch" refers to spongebob.
- It actually is possible to divide by zero.
- A menura is a kind of bird.
- Charles Shultz is the author of the comic peanuts.
- Hosket Smith is part of the name of a grange insurance building.
- Grange is an insurance agency.
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