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About
The crew finally arrives home.
CAST: Marissa, Yvonne, Maloa, Dot, Albino, Wendy, Zorax, Larry, Nicholas, Xaviar, Kalt, Hammerhead, The pinky monster, Divzon
SETTING: The ships kitchen, the dining room on the ship, the dock, zoo'd house, zoo's living room, the main hallway (easter egg)
Transcript
{cuts to the kitchen onboard the ship. marissa is sitting down, looking at her watch.}
MARISSA: I'm glad we werent asploded with all the destructino going on! {opens the watch screen}
MARISSA: Um... how am I supposed to respond to that? It's just a photo of a trophy we have.
YVONNE: May I see?
MARISSA: Sure! {shows yvonne the watch}
YVONNE: You delete it, and google new plant species.
MARISSA: Ok! {pressses a button on the watch, causing the email to go. she presses another button, and google opens. she types ne wplant species in the search bar, and hits enter} Oh crap... GUYS! {stands up} GUYS! {runnig offscreen} Guess what?
YVONNE: {looks a the table} Hey, I put a bag of toffee there five minutes ago!
{cuts to maloa, dot, albino, zorax, and wendy in one room on the ship. thye are surrounding a table, holding hands of red cards. dot puts down a green card}
DOT: Atrocious.
{everyone looks at their hands for a few seconds.}
MALOA: {plays a red card} Fame!
ALBINO: {plays another card} Hair spray!
ZORAX: {plays another card} Kelly pickler!
WENDY: {plays yet another card} Nothing!
DOT: Zorax won that round by too much. {hands the green card to zorax}
{marissa rushees in}
MARISSA: Guys! Guess what!
MALOA: What?
MARISSA: Over one thousand new plant and animal species were discovered!
WENDY: That's great!
MARISSA: Also, yvonne made toffee! {holds up a bag of toffee} Anyone want some?
EVERYONE BUT MARISSA: Me!
{marissa pours the bag on the table. everyone grabs a piece, and begins eating it}
ALBINO: So, if you were to start an expidition, who would you take?
MARISSA: Probably two of you guys.
WENDY: Man, if yvonne marketed this toffee, we could buy neptune and still have money left over!
DOT: Why neptune?
MARISSA: Anyways, does anyone know when we reach the docks?
{suddenly, the ship stops, causing everyone to lunge towards the leftmost wall}
MARISSA: Nevermind.
{cuts to outside the boat. everyone but kalt is walking in the bakcground. he is in the foreground, talking to someone}
KALT: Do you promise to keep the squid on the boat safe?
MAN: Definatly.
{kalt rushes offscreen. the man picks up a cell phone}
MAN: Bring in the harpoon gun.
{cuts to back at the house. everyone is getting out of the house. kalt opens the front door}
KALT: Hey, nice christmas decorations!
MARISSA: We didn't put anything up!
HAMMERHEAD: {walks up to the doorway} Hey, guys!
DOT: You put all this up?
HAMMERHEAD: With divzon and the pinky monsters help!
MALOA: I never met either!
MARISSA: Then why not meet then?
{cuts to inside the living room. there is now a gree christmas tree, covered in orniments that resemble sea animals. the angel on top is a squid. a christmas village is here, and the table in the middle of the room ha smany wooden carolers on it. the pinky monster and divzon are here. maloa, marisa, and yvonne rush in}
MALOA: Woah!
THE PINKY MONSTER: I'm glad you like it.
YVONNE: Hey! You got out my carolers!
DIVZON: Of course we did!
HAMMERHEAD: Where's big brother? I thought for sure he would like the decorations?
MARISSA: You haven't heard?
HAMMERHEAD: He's not hurt, is he?
'MARISSA: {sighs} He's dead.
HAMMERHEAD: Bu- bu- but he-he-{the e's fading off}heeee... {faints}
YVONNE: That was better than I imagined his reaction.
MALOA: Wait a second... if kalt's here... NONE OF US ARE DONE WITH OUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
YVONNE AND MARISSA: AAAGH!
{the three rush out}
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MARISSA: {leans in} When will that paper finally learn my name. {leans out}
Easter eggs
Click on the squid to see a bonus clip.
- EASTER EGG FOOTAGE
- {cuts to the main hallway. wendy and kalt are there.}
- WENDY: I'm sorry, but we have no more bed rooms. Divzon, hammerhead, and hte pinky monster took the last three.
- KALT: Is there a room with a leaking waterpipe?
- WENDY: Yep!
- KALT: I'll take it!
Fun facts
- A week before this emai lwas made, over 1000 new plant and animal species were discovered.
- Onboard, the kids are playing apples to apples.
- Zoo can not stand kelly pickler.
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