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Opening Comment

REMADIN: Well, we're a few episodes away from the first season finally.

REMOLAY: Finale.

REMADIN: I know what I said. So, how do you feel?

REMOLAY: I feel like hell.

REMADIN: {writing} subject shows no change in behavior.

REMOLAY: What?

REMADIN: Nothing, Let's riff this episode and get it over with.

Summary

Zoo turns into a mongoose.

REMOLAY: Adventure HO!
{Remadin pushes a button. The stolen joke alarm sounds}

Hoorah?

CAST: Zoo977, Zach, Kolamy, Bubs, Marzipan, The KOT, Salad Man (easter egg), gooseboy (easter egg)

SETTING: Zoo's Bedroom, Strong Bads Basement, Bubs Consession Stand, Marzipans Living Room, The Feild

Transcript

ZOO977: {singing to all thing bright and beautiful} All email are wonderful, all E-mails great and small {stops singing}

Can I be a mongoose Zoo? Please? Signed- Gir.
{Remolay and Remadin nod and Remadin pushes a button. The mexican hat dance plays}
REMOLAY: Wait, what?

ZOO977: Well {imitating an angry animal} GRRRRRRR! {stops} Zachary is working on a transformation machine. I'll go check on him now.

REMADIN: To the lab!

{cuts to strong bads basement.

REMADIN: Worst lab ever.
REMOLAY: I see the gloves didn't work

zachary is building something. kolamy is running back and forth, giving Zach items}

REMOLAY: I have no idea who any of these people are.

ZACHARY: Hey, zoo! What do you want?

ZOO977: A gear

REMADIN: Close enough

sent me an email, asking to be a mongoose. How's your transformation machine coming along?

ZACHARY: It's working, but has a few glitches.

ZOO977: {picks up a gear, puts into a machine}

REMADIN: This gear was not mentioned until this point.

Here you go! {clicks a button. zoo turns into a mongoose} WHAT THE FARGLE?!?

REMOLAY: Hah, cool.

ZACHARY: Like I said, its has a few glitches.

ZOO977: If I'm not better in 3 days, your going to Mc.Donalds.

ZACHARY: AAAAAAGH! THE DEEP FRYEERS! {franticly gets to work on the machine.}

REMOLAY: I must know the origin of this freakout!

ZOO977: First order of buisness: get mandy the CD she wants.

REMADIN: Get who the what?

{cuts to bubs consession stand}

ZOO977: Bubs, I need one Strong Bad Sings CD.

BUBS: Dinner cant buy CD's!

REMOLAY: Mongoose ain't dinner, pal.

ZOO977: ITS ZOO, YOU DOLT!

BUBS: If I see you again, you're dinner.

REMOLAY: Apparently in Free Country, Mongoose are good eats.

{gives zoo a CD}

ZOO977: This is serious. I need to talk to the one person who wont eat me.

REMADIN: The only person I can think of who wouldn't is Marzipan.

{cuts to marzipans house.

REMADIN: Called it!

zoo is sitting down on the couch. marzipan walk in}

MARZIPAN: How many times do I need to keep animals out of my house?

ZOO977: I'm zoo. Zachary's machine transformed me. Also, when outside, people kept trying to cook me. What should I do?

REMADIN: Stay at Marzipan's house for the rest of your life, as long as homestar isn't around
REMOLAY: Just go outside. Let them cook you

MARZIPAN: Do you still have those capitalization gloves?

ZOO977: Yeah, why?

{suddenly, an evil grin gets on zoo's face.

REMOLAY: This is best idea!

cuts to zoo n the field. the KOT walks up}

THE KOT: Oh! A delicious appetizer! {tries to grab zoo. zoo holds the glove up, and stabs the KOT} OW! {leaves}

ZOO977: ITS WORKED! Now to see zach.

{cuts to strong bads basement. zach is on the couch, panting}

ZACH: Its... Finished...

REMOLAY: Not recommended for human use.

ZOO977: {steps in the machine. comes out normal} Hoo-rah!

{cuts back to the computer room. zoo is seen smiling in the reflection}

ZOO977: There you go, gooseboy.

REMOLAY: Way off...

But you owe me 10 dollars for everyone almost eating me.

REMOLAY: I'd pay 10 bucks to watch it happen

REMADIN: You know that at the end of season 4, Zoo...

REMOLAY: What did I say about no spoilers?
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Easter eggs

Click gooseboy to see salad man and a boy with a goose for the head.

Click almost to see a book cover: How I was a mongoose.

REMADIN: It becomes a children's book best seller

Fun Facts

REMOLAY: Again, They didn't work.