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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/transform
Opening Comment
REMADIN: Well, we're a few episodes away from the first season finally.
REMOLAY: Finale.
REMADIN: I know what I said. So, how do you feel?
REMOLAY: I feel like hell.
REMADIN: {writing} subject shows no change in behavior.
REMOLAY: What?
REMADIN: Nothing, Let's riff this episode and get it over with.
Summary
Zoo turns into a mongoose.
REMOLAY: Adventure HO!
{Remadin pushes a button. The stolen joke alarm sounds}
Hoorah?
CAST: Zoo977, Zach, Kolamy, Bubs, Marzipan, The KOT, Salad Man (easter egg), gooseboy (easter egg)
SETTING: Zoo's Bedroom, Strong Bads Basement, Bubs Consession Stand, Marzipans Living Room, The Feild
Transcript
ZOO977: {singing to all thing bright and beautiful} All email are wonderful, all E-mails great and small {stops singing}
Can I be a mongoose Zoo? Please? Signed- Gir.
{Remolay and Remadin nod and Remadin pushes a button. The mexican hat dance plays}
REMOLAY: Wait, what?
ZOO977: Well {imitating an angry animal} GRRRRRRR! {stops} Zachary is working on a transformation machine. I'll go check on him now.
REMADIN: To the lab!
{cuts to strong bads basement.
REMADIN: Worst lab ever.
REMOLAY: I see the gloves didn't work
zachary is building something. kolamy is running back and forth, giving Zach items}
REMOLAY: I have no idea who any of these people are.
ZACHARY: Hey, zoo! What do you want?
ZOO977: A gear
REMADIN: Close enough
sent me an email, asking to be a mongoose. How's your transformation machine coming along?
ZACHARY: It's working, but has a few glitches.
ZOO977: {picks up a gear, puts into a machine}
REMADIN: This gear was not mentioned until this point.
Here you go! {clicks a button. zoo turns into a mongoose} WHAT THE FARGLE?!?
REMOLAY: Hah, cool.
ZACHARY: Like I said, its has a few glitches.
ZOO977: If I'm not better in 3 days, your going to Mc.Donalds.
ZACHARY: AAAAAAGH! THE DEEP FRYEERS! {franticly gets to work on the machine.}
REMOLAY: I must know the origin of this freakout!
ZOO977: First order of buisness: get mandy the CD she wants.
REMADIN: Get who the what?
{cuts to bubs consession stand}
ZOO977: Bubs, I need one Strong Bad Sings CD.
BUBS: Dinner cant buy CD's!
REMOLAY: Mongoose ain't dinner, pal.
ZOO977: ITS ZOO, YOU DOLT!
BUBS: If I see you again, you're dinner.
REMOLAY: Apparently in Free Country, Mongoose are good eats.
{gives zoo a CD}
ZOO977: This is serious. I need to talk to the one person who wont eat me.
REMADIN: The only person I can think of who wouldn't is Marzipan.
{cuts to marzipans house.
REMADIN: Called it!
zoo is sitting down on the couch. marzipan walk in}
MARZIPAN: How many times do I need to keep animals out of my house?
ZOO977: I'm zoo. Zachary's machine transformed me. Also, when outside, people kept trying to cook me. What should I do?
REMADIN: Stay at Marzipan's house for the rest of your life, as long as homestar isn't around
REMOLAY: Just go outside. Let them cook you
MARZIPAN: Do you still have those capitalization gloves?
ZOO977: Yeah, why?
{suddenly, an evil grin gets on zoo's face.
REMOLAY: This is best idea!
cuts to zoo n the field. the KOT walks up}
THE KOT: Oh! A delicious appetizer! {tries to grab zoo. zoo holds the glove up, and stabs the KOT} OW! {leaves}
ZOO977: ITS WORKED! Now to see zach.
{cuts to strong bads basement. zach is on the couch, panting}
ZACH: Its... Finished...
REMOLAY: Not recommended for human use.
ZOO977: {steps in the machine. comes out normal} Hoo-rah!
{cuts back to the computer room. zoo is seen smiling in the reflection}
ZOO977: There you go, gooseboy.
REMOLAY: Way off...
But you owe me 10 dollars for everyone almost eating me.
REMOLAY: I'd pay 10 bucks to watch it happen
REMADIN: You know that at the end of season 4, Zoo...
REMOLAY: What did I say about no spoilers?
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Easter eggs
Click gooseboy to see salad man and a boy with a goose for the head.
Click almost to see a book cover: How I was a mongoose.
REMADIN: It becomes a children's book best seller
Fun Facts
- The capitalization gloves were from the previous email.
REMOLAY: Again, They didn't work.
- Salad man was from A or B.
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